Loose In A Bag

You’re 35 minutes out from civilization. I hope he gets bit by a snake. I hope she gets bit by a snake. Another sensor, that I didn’t need.

That poor spinster. I’m down there now. All of that is magic. This ain’t for you. The worst juggalo ever. Employee-Employer Relationship. I’ll put us both in the swamp.

I think my mom got played. I can smell it on ya. I don’t like “No?” I wanna be a cowboy in Greenland. I’ll eat crow. Whichever one of you got eight arms. He was just trying to have fun.

Mission accomplished. Sounds jungle-y. They’re usually sick. The WIC Bomber. I’m not Dom Toretto. He tall! He 5’9”! Never start it.

Cause you’re a scientist. No you need some starving kids. Spite beans. Dont get all libby. Cool gang sign. What a night that was. Everybody’s doing math. Got a mustang I’ve never driven. CABOT MUST PAY. That radical leftist. I gotta stop doing this voice!

They spread like a virus. Lookin like Mario. You should swing. I’m the real estate one. Southern Italy will rise again. I used to be a woman. Andy Cuomo was governor we were safe!

I don’t think you get it. Gender dyslexia. You throw it out. Tokyo apartment. Listen I’ve been a cuck. Two new knees, government cheese. The recidivism rate of these horses.

I take your bussy. That pedophiles prolly in his mid 20s. What kind of operation are we running.

It’s both ways? I know someone who eats flies when I see em. I bet he looks like he stinks. People think it’s ropes, it’s not. Why’s his mouth always open? That would be a good use.

Government issued Bowie knife. I’m swangin’! Cold air intake. Goonin’ gas mileage. I’m off socks. Made him look like a Trapinch. A bit of a heffer. Making me breathe fart. Something they started recently. You need a vice. She gunna get pinkeye. You’re blading yourself.

You gotta be a safe worker. Brian O’Ryan. He tells it like it is. Wheelchair Monty. Trail of beers. You should have J’d em down. Bring out the boys! Listen here baby girl.

But now, yea. You look hipster as shit. Dude you’re late. I’ll show you a war. We been waiting for you. Crack pipes that look like crack rocks. I want him to give CTE. Heated glovebox?!

You cyber bully people. Healthy as a horse. Refined Southern Gentlemen. Americans are eating less garlic bread. Touched the sidewall. He’s not gunna like me doing Cuomo. Every oasis is a mirage. Double Jeopardy.

We’re gunna war crime you. I forgot I’m being contrarian. My adult taxes. I don’t want to upset her. Top DiPShit. He was 130 I’m going with it. Let’s just not see. She blew my cover.

That’s a state job. Smell like money. Thought you was an OPP. You been in the slave game a minute. Smells like tainted water. The train is also itself a ghost. Onward Christian soldiers guy. Bathroom looks like a god damn Newport. Hooked on the look. Chopping good hands off workers.

Everybody’s got heelies. Selfish artist. Get to Tokyo somehow. Some shit, idk. Bad kid uses hyper potion. It couldn’t be him. Lauren Boebert hmu. The metaphorical bagel.

Gettin juiced. Six degrees of Kevin Bacon Hitler. They get so excited the back of their head opens up. I said the words harder than anybody else. She’s a trad wife. Trickle-Down Day. Citrus extravaganza. Making the cards fight.

All your providences. Stolen juggalo valor. Then you get in line. They take care of the mice. Get these YBCs outta the bodegas. He’s steaming. It’s got more sides. It’s gunna be one state. That how we know she ready.

Paint stripper. Cmon Hamlin choke him! Monster truck Muslims. She was measuring skulls. I’ll get a new son. The dankest uniforms. It’s a frame. Shoes for Jews.

Face the wall. Who can sleep longer. Looks like a real old big kid. I would not fix it. Don't touch my phone. I seek power Corey. I wanna get a job, and just quit it. N.Y.G.T.O.W. If I believed in nerve endings. Higher octane cigarette. This middle school is going to shit.

Hives from all the lying. Why is it just water outside? I dunno what you think these jobs are paying. Come on cyberpunk Santa. You just told me three stories about crackheads. We got $900 between the two of us. Write in Mayor McCheese. I’m gunna be like Wesley Snipes. It’s like my lunch break tho. Push carts & turn down manager jobs. Meerkat mode. Boil hamburger meat.

Put the cart before the horse. Incase I need to send one later. Cuz it looks like two dicks. I’m just comfortable here. Gaining dyslexia. I’m Lebronze James. That’s my new product. Jump on it and break your back.

Start sucking on their arm for flavor. Hop out shootin. That part. Now you need it. Fuck Texas. Anything more would be ridiculous. Put on that Toby Keith song! I’m cold, you know what I mean? Counting money while driving. Nick Fuentes’ slur guy.

Pairs well with a Frito pie. Nah I don’t think I will. River sharks. I don’t know that ‘giner. I’m probably going to get it again. Pepsi’s like a Mario mushroom. It’s a nine out of eleven. He’s got a flight to catch. Idk how these numbers work. If only I had more pre work beers. Until it sets itself on fire. My kids like Dino nuggets.  

Pop open that cheese. I wanna fail upwards. They get you first. Shed a few hot tears. It’s for the culture. Choke em is harmless enough. Figure out what this bong knows. He needs money clearly. Put myself into a little job cannon. That’s real kidnapping. Now we’re sinking. I’m, the Taker.