Holy Sh*t We're Parents

You do not need a North Pole-sized bank account to give your kids a magical holiday — and in this episode, we’re proving it. We’re talking the traditions that matter, the moments your kids will actually remember, and all the cozy, meaningful magic you can create without maxing out a single credit card. From low-cost activities to memory-making rituals, managing expectations, and ditching the compa...

In this episode we're talking about the thing every parent desperately needs, but not all of us have - the village. And we talk about how to create one! Because let's be honest, modern parenthood is basically two overtired adults trying to do the work of eight people. If you've ever felt like you're parenting on an island with a partner who also lives on an island but not your island, that's becau...

Look - some parents are born knowing how to turn a cardboard box into a spaceship. And some of us don't really remember what it's like to be a kid to begin with. In this episode of Holy Sh*t We're Parents, we dive into the awkward, confusing, slightly humiliating world of trying to play with your kids when you genuinely have no idea how. We talk about why it feels so damn hard, how to...

Trying to conceive is supposed to be "fun," right? Yeah not always. In this episode we get real about our journey to parenthood. The months of trying, the two miscarriages that shattered us, and the two inductions that felt like being thrown into the deep end of the medical system with floaties made of lies. Hannah opens up (and cries... like actual tears) about what those experiences were like ph...

In this episode we’re talking about how involved grandparents can be the biggest blessing and how we’re so lucky to be in this situation. Links: reviveandthrivecoaching.org Instagram: @yourdoulahannah | @daddymuscles_ www.boobiesuperfoods.com/reviveandthrive www.comfrt.com/hannah66030

Toddlers are cute until they start casually mentioning the man that lives in the ceiling who pets their hair at night until they fall asleep... In this episode, we're diving into the weird, creepy, and downright unsettling things kids say, from imaginary friends that feel too real to stories that'll have you Googling "sage bundles in bulk." We'll break down what's actually happening in their devel...

Millennial parents are officially breaking the “because I said so” cycle — and thank f*ck for that. In this episode of Holy Sht We’re Parents*, Hannah (a birth doula and coach) and Justin (the sarcastic husband who’s just trying to survive toddlerhood) dive into the difference between gentle parenting and mindful parenting, why fear isn’t the same as respect, and how our generation is reprogrammin...

This week, Hannah and Justin tackle the weird cultural obsession with scaring kids “for fun” during Halloween. From TikTok pranks to haunted houses gone wrong — we’re talking about why safety, trust, and emotional regulation matter more than jump scares. Spoiler: fear isn’t fun when you’re three. 🎃 Let’s normalize protecting childhood magic instead of breaking it. Links: reviveandthrivecoaching.o...

In this episode of Holy Sht, We’re Parents*, we’re talking about all the ways parenthood laughs at your carefully made plans — from picture-perfect pregnancy ideas to “we’ll never let them sleep in our bed” promises. Spoiler alert: it all goes out the window. I’m Hannah (@yourdoulahannah), a doula, mom, and professional chaos navigator — and I’m joined by my husband Justin (@daddymuscles_), who’s...