Alpha Blokes Podcast

Have you ever accidentally woken up in the in-laws bed? Should you be fired from harvest if you're caught having a pull in the tractor? All of this and more of solving the world's problems in this week's instalment of talkback. Enjoy trendsetters! The Chook Farmers Box that includes our Chicken Salt and Sauce collab with Lanes goes lives on the 20th of October, 6PM AEST at lanesbbq.com...

Seems as though the tech guys love to have a cough. We're back from a weekend at the Kilkivan Rodeo and what a weekend it was! ABW is back in his fine form and we recap the shenanigans that occured at the rodeo otherwise. We've finally made progress on Quinn watching Forest Gump and the boys tell the tale of their deflating Tuesday mission to catch a buck, a barra and a boar. Man Cave of t...

You know what they say team, sh*t happens. A very fitting episode around the Turdley today as we unexpectedly run into some yarns around feacal matter and incidents around it, some absolute rippers included, even one about Quinno's wildest nightmare ever, before we bring it home strong with a great message from one of our legendary mates of the show. Enjoy trendsetters. Bush Pig Campfire Whisk...

Keep sticks out of your Moodju ya wild animals. The boss is busted today after celebrating Rugby League but still rocks up to lead the team into a great yarn during the public holiday. Bandit has been dealing with Splitter the Shitter, Quinno has finally got a working fridge and Curious has had a ripper weekend at the Speedway! We discuss the grand final that was as well as just absolute carnage o...

Uncle Kirb joins us around the table fresh off the Poddy Royale 3.0 to catch up for his annual yarn. The first time to genuinely sit down, relax and have tip a few in since the royale, Tommy, Bandit and Buster rip the lid off it. They discuss the cracker night trip they've had together, sprint cars, purple patches and how their relationship has changed over the past few years as not only mates...

Back to regular programming here at HQ. We consult Father Bryan on the Ouija Board scenario and hear some wild yarns about working at Maccas, bike stacks and many more. Enjoy trendsetters! Bush Pig Campfire Whiskey Liqueur will be launching soon, make sure to stay connected on the socials to keep up to date: https://www.instagram.com/bushpigwhiskey/ Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alp...

We recap one of the greatest weekends in recent memory and also start looking for potential ways to sprucen up Pub Of The Week and receive a live review of some of the Love Doctor's previous magic. Thank you to ever single legend who came to support the Podcast Royale 3.0. We honestly couldn't be happier. Enjoy legends. Bush Pig Campfire Whiskey Liqueur will be launching soon, make sure to...

Welcome back to another episode of the Spooky Blokes podcast. Today we're here to freak out big Turdley with your ripper Ouija board stories, followed by some more brilliant yarns about the invention of the USB. An absolute cracker to send us into fight night. See all you legends on the coast, enjoy! Final tickets for the Podcast Royale 3.0 and the PPV are are available for sale here: https://...

It's fight week brothers and sisters, third up and PEAKING. Before we give our final predictions for the Podcast Royale 3.0, the boys recap their hunt from last week as well as a quick weekend trip to Bondi for Danny Grant's 40th. A particular groovy find during the dump finds and Curious' Cooking is back with another banger of a sanga. It's crunch time in the league as we pray for a Knights &...

Great mate of the show and main event fighter of the Podcast Royale 3.0, Jimmy Judge, returns around the table for a yarn. We discuss Jimmy's fight camp and how he has been training in Thailand in some of the most prolific boxing gyms in the world. From this, we talk about how this sparked an idea for Jimmy to ultimately move there soon and why he's deciding to keep boxing in his life after the Ro...

Another Thursday around the table solving all of the world's problems, we kick off with a live propery from Fez and Knuckles about a new tune that's hitting the flats pretty soon! Plus we hear from all of you mad units about some more paranormal yarns, including wild Ouija Board encounters and tales of how people have gotten out of speeding based on the callout from last week. Enjoy legends!...

Of all time of all time.  The boys are back from their shoot day with Lanes and announce the new products we're launching with them on the show, as well as recap their trip to Brisbane and running through what they're calling the best meal they have had in a restaurant ever (and best post feed dart ever too).  The weekend was full of some unreal moments in sport which we run through, inc...

One of our great mates and again business partner Danny Grant joins us to discuss a huge announcement we've been working on together. We've been working on a product that suits us down to the ground, Bush Pig Campfire Whiskey, we open the show by discussing the idea behind it and how it came about before diving into what Danny has been up and there are some absolute ripper stories as per usual! We...

Did someone call the Gladstone Ghostbusters? This episode is unreal as we hear follow ups on your paranormal ghost yarns which spook us to shit! Enjoy legends. Tickets are still available for the Podcast Royale 3.0, don't be the mate who misses out on one of the greatest events of the year: www.alpha-events.com.au Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review y...

Everyone is running around like a thirsty lizard at HQ at the moment because we are flat out! We chat about Moochley buying some flash new furniture and how marketplace came in clutch, the boys recap their Father's Day and we discover how handy a hunting thermal can be for every day tasks. We give an update on a particular Podcast Royale 3.0 fight that can be a great opportunity for a city influen...

Cheeky mid work roots? Tours of mental asylums? Is borrowing a mates pair of jocks play on? All of these and more of the world's problems answered on this weeks unreal instalment of Talkback. Enjoy legends! Tickets are still available for the Podcast Royale 3.0, don't be the mate who misses out on one of the greatest events of the year: www.alpha-events.com.au Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to...

One of the greatest weekends of all time for our big Moochter. We cover Queefta's big day and the fun that was had celebrating love and how the boys provided the best balance of chirping and banter as the MC's for his wedding! Poo also found out a soapy secret about Quinn on the day that he just could not keep to himself before we run through some great instalments of the usual segments. Hectic sh...

BBQ enthusiast, cooking content creator and great mate of the show Johnny Austin joins us around the table for a catch up. We talk about Johnny's recent trip to the USA and his hitlist of BBQ places that he visited whilst he was over there, the wild world of Buccee's servos and his plans for AussieQ as it looks to expand into a new shed with sets for filming. We cover his TikTok duets with Gordon...

Bandit has caught the Cooktown Cough and is a grumpy boy today which we take full advantage of. Some ripper yarns from the trendsetters this week, including why you shouldn't fart on ya mates, toilet training the tin lids and many more from some of our favourite trendsetters. Enjoy legends! Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Emai...

The Curious Case of the Cooktown Cough. The boys are not fresh at all but they made it home safe to tell you all about their ripper trip up to Cooktown for the Cooktown boar comp. They take you from start to finish, including road trip yarns, the cough of the curious, their actual boar hunts and the sick new tech they used on their adventure. Queefta tells us about holding down the fort in Gladdy,...

Hopefully we have successfully made it to Cooktown by the time you hear this! A fantastic instalment of Talkback as per usual this week, limericks and headnoise around plowing Grandma? Get around it to find out! Enjoy the rest of your week trendsetters. The Warden Bucking Bull Of The Year shirts are back and only available at alphablokes.com.au Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablo...

The week is finally upon us to go and hopefully slay some boars at the Cooktown boar competition up in God's country, Cooktown. The boys are eager and run through their plans and what they're hoping to achieve on their next big mission. There is dramas in the Dump department as Curious got told off at the tip for trying to find some new dumpies, but we're hoping Pep flys back in soon from wherever...

Longtime mates of the show and veterans of the yarning game Clutz and D'arce from Bloody Brilliant Beers join us to catch up. A lot has happened since the boys were last on the show. They give a brief look behind the curtain into how their show began and how it has changed over the 6+ years of recording it at the iconic Caxton Hotel. We cover one of their recent greatest achievements, breaking the...

A proper WILD instalment of Talkback we have in store this week! We get to the bottom of the Air Hose saga, discuss why people smear their literal sh*t on walls and the tale of the soggy sandwich. Enjoy legends and have a ripper rest of your week! The Warden Bucking Bull Of The Year shirts are back and only available at alphablokes.com.au Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.co...

Don't digit lambs maaaaate.  An eventful weekend in glorious Gladstone from around the traps with the boys, from target practice with Tommy, kids being picky with their food and diving into the art of the Sunday Lamb Roast (and why they shouldn't be digited). A very niche Pub Of The Week where we revisit an old topic from the show and Curious is back to the local tip this week for some Dump F...