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Can it be? Episode 33 - Macho Man at an OK Buy In our first normal episode in forever, we chat about: - Secret handshakes - Wasting the time of scammers - Group dancing at weddings - The anxiety of being left on "read" - Confusing a Whopper and a Big Mac And much more! Don't forget to get your FREE STICKER at www. TooMoofs.com/sticker

WE'RE BACK with Episode 32 - A Very Kenny Episode And of course we're discussing why we've been gone for 3 weeks (Spoiler Alert: Kenny was dying....) But outside of Kenny's ER adventures, we discuss Chocolate Milk and Matt getting into a bar fight! Normal episode coming soon! Thanks for tuning in to this very special episode.....

Let's get it done! Episode 31 - Selfishly Karening It Up In this long-winded show, we blab about: - Matt getting yet ANOTHER parking ticket - Kenny angry at a $500,000 bowl - Healthy fast food restaurants - Hacking Zoom calls - The Never Ending Cereal Paradox And so much more! Be sure to get your FREE sticker at www. TooMoofs.com/sticker

It's so dirty! Episode 30 - The Smoothest Voices No One Could Hear In this technically challenged episode, we rant about: - Fake lottery tickets - The hotness of Somali women - Celebrating your birthday month if your birthday is on the 1st - What defines a "liquid diet" - The perfect milk temperature for cereal Buy our merch! www. TooMoofs.com/merch Love you all!

Ain't it fine? Episode 29 - The Gloomiest and Doomiest of Shows In this awkwardly depressing episode, we talk about: - Cereal combinations - Intentional copycat logos - Giving judges yellow and red cards - Job options for your dog - Rebooting the 90's show Dinosaurs And many more insane topics! Special shout out to Sam from the Samantics Podcast for chiming in on the show cat! Love you guys!

Ain't it great! Episode 28 - Top That? You Got It Dude! In this longer than usual episode, we discuss: - A brand new bit, "Top That!" - Pigs playing video games - Napping in pizza dough - THE definitive ranking of cheese - Can there be too MUCH hospitality at restaurants? Please get yourself a sticker! www. TooMoofs.com/sticker

Let's have a party with Episode 27 - Monsieur Unfun Jaunt In this oddly lengthy episode, we blabber about: - Lopsided Miss Universe competitions - Ranking numbers - The subtle nuance of POGS slammers - Smuggling cacti - Annoying accents And so much more! Special thanks to our sponsors, Amber from Classic Man Cuts and Jenifer with Her Majesty's Services! Love y'all!

Get your kicks with Episode 26 - Take My Bracelet or Take My Jump Slap In this surprisingly longer episode, we talk about: - Blockbuster Video Nostalgia - Best candy bar ratios - Matt's seamless Dave Matthews reference - Popcorn replacement options - Awful internet passwords And a lot more nonsense! Don't forget to buy our merch and get it in time for Valentine's Day! www. TooMoofs.com/merch

Look Alive! It's Episode 25 - Just Talkin' Toilet Quarters In this loopy episode, we squeeze out.... - Matt soon becoming homeless - Kenny's favorite gif - Getting licked by cows - Mushroom blood - Arcade continue buttons And we disappoint you even more! Be sure to get your FREE sticker by going to TooMoofs.com/sticker Love you guys!

Matt and I sadly present - Episode 24 - Hey Baby Bubba, This is the Worst Show Ever In this disappointing episode, we scarf down.... - Famous rap songs about getting diarrhea - Danish genital cartoons - Getting LeBron James to do your errands - And of course our Chickie Nuggie Challenge! (Spoiler alert, it's not worth it) We'll get 'em next time, tiger.... In the meantime, get a FREE STICKER! www....

How can it be, it's Episode 23 - Stealing Dr. John's Glory In this soul crushing episode, we blabber about: - Cyndi Lauper ruining NYE again - The length's we'll go for Fazolli's breadsticks - Kenny's worst nightmare activity - Birthday parties for dogs - Octopus punches And surprisingly, so much more! Thanks again to all you for listening and we hope you have an amazing 2021!

Let's end 2020 Right! Episode 22 - Two Classico Moofios One Bun In this hot dog filled episode, we yammer about: - Cheating tactics in high school - Wacky hot dog toppings - Matt getting FOUR parking tickets in 1 day - Kenny has a cracky jaw - Pageant model nugget eating Don't forget to get your FREE STICKER at TooMoofs.com/Sticker Happy New Year, Moof Troop!

We're legal! - Episode 21 - Take Two, Taco Joe! In this Part B episode, we ramble about: - Matt's Michael Scott situation - Spam & Oreo burgers - Kenny's quest for Rocky IV memorabilia - Asian Santa Clause - Pickle traditions And we have a YouTube Channel! Like and Subscribe to: https://bit.ly/38rEkWQ Merry Christmas, Moof Troop!

Wackiness a-plenty....it's Episode 20 - A Cookshi Flavored Jelly Bean In this nauseating episode, we digest: - Baby announcement songs - Spicy cookies - Taco Bell....again..... - Nambia political elections - And we play Beanboozled (and almost throw up on air) Don't forget to get a free sticker for your loved one this holiday season! www. TooMoofs.com/sticker

We're back Moof Troop! Episode 19 - Rawshun Squaht Daanss! In this insane episode, we talk about: - Matt hating another food....poutine - Trapping the Loch Ness Monster - How to win a Gold Medal in breakdancing - The most expensive air purifier ever And we have STICKERS! Get your FREE sticker today at https://TooMoofs.com/sticker

We're adults now! Episode 18 - Guinness Record for Escaping North Korea! In this multimedia episode, we yak about: - Matt not knowing where Santa lives - Debating how to say the rapper Chingy's name - Whether Mac & Cheese is a Thanksgiving food - Japanese fettuccine And did we mention we're live now! Check out our FB page for us going live each episode and catch the replays on our YouTube Channel...

Thanks for your patience as we present - Episode 17 - Blood Onions! In this infuriating episode we chat about: - Matt disliking Skittles....and Cheeze Its....and Milky Way.... - Tickle spots - Jail-themed restaurants - Kenny's movie idea - The science of nougat - Our newest sponsor, Her Majesty Services (which you can visit at HerMajestyServices.com) Thanks for listening Moof Troop!

How keen, it's Episode 16 - Mr. Paul S. Poems! In this sweet (get it) episode, we interview Paul the Poet; an Orlando staple who's known for his "on the spot" poems written to you in 7 minutes or less! We discuss his life, his loves, his typewriter.....and of course we get him to write us a poem. Get one of your own by e-mailing him at GetAPoem@gmail.com or checking out his Instagram page @paulspo...

No Politics! All stupidity! It's Episode 15 - Skydived or Skydove! In this debate-filled episode, we discuss: - Matt never eating at Wawa - Buying a genie lamp - Kenny's brilliant checkout line plan - Matt's family winning Double Dare & going to space camp - Kazakhstan bucket list vacations And many more uninteresting topics! Be sure to go to TooMoofs.com and buy our merch! We need the money!

WE'RE BACK WITH EPISODE 14 - Wet Your Rona Whistle!!! Thank you all for your patience while we took a much needed break! In this return episode, we yammer about: - The reason for the 2 week hiatus - Kenny keeps saying "Episode 13" - Love after Thanos' snap - Matt's French is no bueno - Awful ramen recipies - Is the lottery a Moof move? And so much more! We absolutely love having you all as Moof Tr...

We start the spooooooky season with unlucky Episode 13 - Sneeze Like a Normal Person! In this extra long episode, we yammer on about: - The Uselessness of Button-Fly Jeans - This Month's #TMI Winner - Judging Froyo Toppings - Black Market Used Condoms - Bargain Bin Superpowers And much more inane topics! Special shout out to our sponsor Amber at Classic Man Cuts for sponsoring our show! Check her...

What rhymes with blelve? Episode 12 - The Square Square Before The Dot Dot! Tonight we're joined by special guest (and our friend) Kim! She helps us chat about such subjects as: - Unrealistic Court Shows - Matt's (Lack Of) Disney Knowledge - The Weirdest Sound to Hear for the First Time - Kenny's Bad Attempt at Improv - Cooties Symptoms And so much more! OH, and you can now TEXT US at 347-MY-MOOFS...

Oh thank heaven.....it's Episode 11 - Matt's Improv Skills! In this lackluster episode, we rant about: - Who gets custody of Netflix after a breakup? - Taco Bell Wine - Beating Death in Monopoly - Is Nathalie the Burgergate Server? - Entertainment value of award shows And many more insane topics! As always, thanks for listening....and don't forget to buy some merch at TooMoofs.com!

At it again with Episode 10 - Lil Beef & Burgergate! In this disappointing episode, we chat about: - Matt stealing his Lonely Thoughts ideas - Flights to nowhere - A potential Chuck E. Cheese ticket heist - Hate towards Peeps and cotton candy - And of course we discuss the infamous "Burgergate"! As always, be sure to e-mail us at Show@TooMoofs.com and buy our merch at TooMoofs.com!

It's fine! Episode 9 - 1...2...3....POPCORN JELLYBEAN! In this delayed (thanks, Matt) episode we discuss: - Matt passing up $600 with American Airlines - Kenny's dilemma with his barber(s) - Potentially owning a jellybean company - Is it B-Boxing or Beat-Boxing? And many more insane topics! Oh, and we're now on iHeartRadio! Just search for "Too Moofs" under podcasts and listen to us anywhere on th...