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Why up so late? It's Episode 58 - Saddam Hussein Trusted You In this episode not edited for a while, we blab about: - Awkwardly eating in front of others - Ghost condoms - Disney bros for life - Cashier side conversations - Covert spy chickens And so much more! Don't forget to get a free sticker at TooMoofs.com/Sticker

This bread needs to leaven - It's Episode 57: Funeral Hologram Roasts In this long awaited show, we ponder: - Insane baby names - Smoked cream cheese phenomenon - Buying out movie theaters - Bobsledding in an arena - Reusable potatoes And don't forget, if you'd like to donate to us running in our undies, donate here: my.cupids.org/toomoofs

Magician Tricks - Episode 56: Sword Classes or Curling Club In this new year episode, we ponder... - Lickable TVs - Trinidad name branding - Anti-bucket lists - Evil twin origins - The much anticipated Taco Bell Wings review Free shipping on all orders at TooMoofs.com/Merch

Look Alive - Episode 55: Illegal Mentos Activities In this extra long episode, we debate: - Bowling ball dipping cups - Ruthless golf broadcasts - Princess rankings - Forced poop scenarios - Lame stick & hoop toys And so much more! Special thanks to our buddy, Tucker, for sitting in-studio with us for the entire thing! Happy Holidays, Moof Troop!

Keeping the Score - Episode 54: All I Need Is A Two Minute Flight In this futuristic episode, we contemplate... - Dan Marino freakouts - Passive-Aggressive lane changes - Inappropriate mustaches - Syrup pronunciations - $500 baby powder bets Don't forget, you can get a commercial as a great holiday gift! www. TooMoofs.com/commercial

Climb up a tree, it's Episode 53 - Fast Food Curses In this dog bothered episode, we blab about: - Netflix D pics - Honest but confusing teenagers - Movie theater regulations - Birthday deaths - Tank supermarket runs And so much more! Don't forget, we still have FREE SHIPPING from now until Thanksgiving on ANY merch order at TooMoofs.com/Merch

Riding on a Sea Doo, Episode 52 - McDonald's Blitzkrieg In this NEW STUDIO-RIFIC SHOW, we blab about: - Lawyers with Trapper Keepers - Double-decker hot dogs - Good luck hair rips - Annoying young clones - Fast food alcohols AND MANY MORE TANGENTS! Get a FREE sticker at TooMoofs.com/Sticker

Participate in a Fun Run....it's Episode 51 - Taliban Banana In this aggravated episode, we speak about: - Phone number cadences - TV repairman stalkers - Nard oculus goggles - Winn Dixie John disappointing Matt - Kenny's strange superpower You can always get a FREE sticker by going to TooMoofs.com/Sticker Happy Halloweenie, Moof Troop!

Ain't it Nifty? Episode 50 - Clearly the Answer Is Not Aliens In this record-breaking episode, we blab about: - Classiness levels of chain restaurants - Backwards live streams - Jason Segel's greatest scene - Pet soul mates - Ninja sword attacks And so much more! If you haven't already, join our Facebook Group! facebook.com/groups/toomoofs

Chris Pratt or Chris Pine? It's Episode 49 - Bone, Lick, & Boz In this burgerific episode, we digest: - Lying about farts - Spittoon noises - Squishy pizza rolls - Mark Cuban ultimatums - Proper self-burns Don't forget to check out our awesome sponsor, Her Majesty Services and get your place clean! hermajestyservices.com

It's your fate! Episode 48 - I Am Captain Cola In this burptastic episode, we ramble about: - Toilet Face Times - Dream Ants - Backboard Naming Rights - Cinnamon Milk - Fecal Puns And so much more! Don't forget you can get ALL of your Too Moofs merchandise by going to TooMoofs.com/Merch

90's singer Campbell, Tevin - Episode 47 - You're In My World Now In this goofy episode, we cackle about: - Upright Worm Dance - Blind Potato Chip Tasting - Sticky Arby's Sauce - Proper Chicken Bun Sizes - Ethics of Seat Saving And so much more! Don't forget, you can always subscribe to our show on iHeartRadio, Google Podcast, Apple Podcast, and Spotify! Get our episodes automatically downloaded t...

Put it in the Mix! Episode 46 - Ultimate Diarrhea In this wacky episode, we discuss: - Dumpster Sombreros - Bad Trivia Hosts - British Where's Waldo - Historical Social Media - Matt Having a Stroke Live On The Air! Get our merch and rep our stuff! TooMoofs.com/Merch

Get ready to jive, it's Episode 45 - Dino Pyte Mehter In this long awaited episode, we speak about: - Free TV Scams - Disappointing Polish Food - Radioactive Pigs - Anxiety Eye Puffs - Gold Medal Snap Towels And so much more! Don't forget to get your FREE STICKER by going to TooMoofs.com/Sticker

You Ddidn't Ask For More - Episode 44 - The Power of the Nuggies In this lazy episode, we discuss: - Horse Dancing - Winn Dixie Wings - The Grammar of Darts - Matt Spying on Kenny in the Bathroom - Mozzarella Stick Validation Don't forget to subscribe to Too Moofs on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, and iHeartRadio!

What it be? It's Episode 43 - MRG Does Not Have Eleven Babies In this funtacular episode, we blab about.... - Onion Olympic Torch - Why people blacklist ketchup - Tracy Morgan's singing chops - Mutton curry - Oscar the Grouch's legs And so much more! Don't forget you can always buy our merch at TooMoofs.com/merch

Lazers Go Pew Pew - It's Episode 42 - Mummy Repellent In this insightful episode, we discuss: - Human Patch Updates - Annoying British accents - Movie theater upgrades - Awkward bartender jokes - Pitch black whale mouths And so much more! Don't forget to join our FB page! facebook.com/groups/toomoofs

Hide from the Sun, it's Episode 41 - Junior Interior Designers In this smooth-sounding episode, we yak about: - Comparing the movies Blank Check and Richie Rich - Trnasparent napkins - Cereal stats - Tipping games - Spelling Bee tragedies And so much more! Also, if y'all can, please help out Jai. He's a student of one of the Moof Troop and was attacked by a shark. He's fighting like crazy and any...

Hey Shawty! It's Episode 40 - The Prince of Moofania In this gross episode, we blab about: - Dance Moms vs. Parrot Heads - Female flirting tactics - Kenny's "coughing blood adventure" - Convincing the Queen of England to marry us - Insisting soup returns And many more uninteresting topics! Join our Facebook page and help us get to 300 fans! www.facebook.com/groups/toomoofs

Aint it fine? Episode 39 - Send Your Guy and Spiced Ham Hey Moof Troop! In this "hilarious" episode, we yammer on about: - Happy beginnings - Spam vs Porkrolls - Matt never hearing of the song "Driver's License" - John Claude Van Damme's dance moves - Kentucky Derby announcers And so much more! And if you haven't already, make sure you join our Facebook Group! https://www.facebook.com/groups/toomo...

No need to hate, it's Episode 38 - 2-for-1 Kim Jongaritas In this ultra long (and ultra serious) episode, we talk about: - Does anyone say "underpants" anymore - Voodoo ceremonies - Flowing down the Porkchop River - Creating infinite energy - Dogs floating in space while doggy paddling And so much more! And don't forget to get a free sticker at TooMoofs.com/Sticker

Home Alone Kevin? Episode 37 - Hawaii Sloppy Seconds In this overly excited show, we discuss: - The best chicken nugget shape - Toilet retrieval thresholds - Skillful ways to open a Capri Sun - Buffet customer service - In appropriate wrestling gimmicks - Kenny and Matt swap segments Special thanks to Amber at Classic Man Cuts for helping us look nice and fly!

We're in the mix - Episode 36 - Doing the Hunka Chunka! In this insane episode, we dialogue about: - Backup Option Cars - An ATM Withdrawal Mystery - Tyler Perry with a Head Full of Birds - The Brilliance of the Movie "Coneheads" - To-Go Crab Legs Don't forget to get your hair did with Amber at ClassicManCuts.com!

Look alive! It's Episode 35 - Every Frieburg For Themselves In this fast paced episode, we discuss: - The lack of Asian sports team names - Lying about your age for free cookies - How to analyze if people are dating - Human names for cars - Escaped monkeys still on the loose Be sure to visit our awesome sponsor: Her Majesty Services! www.hermajestyservices.com

Ready for more? It's Episode 34 - Scamming Mr. Baba In this scheming episode, we blab about: - Obtaining stamps at a discount - Food promo scams - Matt saying "raccoon" weird - The Truman Show in real life - Jail for money scenarios Don't forget to subscribe to us on YouTube! Just search "Too Moofs" Love you all!