The Hake Report

DoorDash Grandma’s politics? Immigrant vs Americans: working smart? Divorce and reconcile: Y/N? A record of Trump’s “wrongs” in second term… “blasphemy”? Iran? The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 14, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:35) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:04) 📞 JAIME, MN: Doordash Grandma, Trump, no tax on tips * (0:11:57) J: Henry Kissinger couldn’t moderate these “debates” * (0:13...

VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute ( Alt ) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict Trump vs Pope Leo and the Iran war. Do you know what “Love your enemy” means? Are neighbors not your neighbor? South Africa. Trump “Jesus” pic? The Hake Report, Monday, April 13, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:59) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:05:22) News… Disclaimer...

A dishonest conversation: South Africa now, America past. Seeking the truth? Why white gals go interracial. NJF: Vote Dem? I don’t respect him, but care what he says and thinks! The Hake Report, Friday, April 10, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) The Hake Report * (0:03:31) 💬 Super: Love enemy… * (0:07:03) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Disavow tee * (0:09:14) 📞 HADEN vs RONNIE: G— in South Africa, America * (...

What an American is. Countering anti-Southern propaganda. South Africa: Is it persecution? Is it fair? Did childhood vaccines shape your mindset? The Hake Report, Thursday, April 9, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:30) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:05) 📞 HADEN, TX: Gov Abbott, “Roll On”? SpaceX, NASA? * (0:12:50) H: Bobby funny; Ronnie, “American”? South Africa Q * (0:15:01) H: G—ide a lib...

South Africa: Fairness vs “history.” GUEST: Crishaun the Don (at 36 mins) on Trump’s Iran war ceasefire, women’s anti-suffrage wisdom, BHI fantasy, real Jewish ancestry, and genetic predisposition. The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 8, 2026 AD GUEST LINKS x.com/crishaunthedon - youtube.com/@themisfitnation - rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! *...

Trump vs Iran: We’ll see! Civil War history revisited. Did you vote for war or “mass deportations”? Praise be to Allah. 14th Amendment: regrets? The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 7, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:47) Crazy ese, or essay! * (0:05:03) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:35) 📞 MIT, Australia: Jesse Q; Trump, Iran, unintelligible * (0:18:11) 📞 DANIEL, TX: Conspiracy: Civil War coul...

Trump cussed at Iran. Consanguineous marriages. Police chase tactics vs fleeing suspects. Life as a refugee or deportee. Don’t go personal: Don’t talk culture? The Hake Report, Monday, April 6, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:26) News… Our guys rescued * (0:05:38) Trump cussed on Truth Social * (0:07:03) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:19) 📞 JEFF, LA: In—st * (0:11:28) Consangu...

NYT: avuncular Ayatollah. Marginalized Internet shutting down. Lee on the peculiar institution. A nation is a people. Bifurcated view of different peoples: New Orleans footchase story! “THE” crime statistic, per good-at-math caller? The Hake Report, Friday, April 3, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:16) 🗞️ US jet shot down… Trump: Say UNC, Avuncular * (0:07:53) 🎶 Hey, guys! Knowledg...

Rocket deniers: God said don’t go to space? Is it wrong to be a proud black man in America? Who lacks self-awareness? Jaden Ivey: No preaching in the NBA! The Hake Report, Thursday, April 2, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:46) News… * (0:04:58) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:13) 📞 ROB, NorCal, single father, own business * (0:09:26) R: Rocket fake, can’t see stars * (0:17:24) 📞 ART, OH: C...

People have no love. “Know” about Israel; how about Iran? Green bench: Hake, successfully race-baited! “Chopped,” good or bad! Iryna Zarutska mural take-down: “Controversial” The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 1, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:40) April Fools! … Disclaimer * (0:05:35) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:22) 📞 RYAN, IL: No love! Demons! * (0:14:40) 📞 HADEN, TX: Projection * (0:...

Judging the heart and mind of your fellow man: Y’all never talk about CWP’s (Caucasian White People), but they do it too! BTW: FE debunked: Light DOES bend! The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 31, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:50) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:35) 💬 Supers: Mirages * (0:13:16) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Gluten, Celiac Disease, Wife * (0:16:35) D: Ruined pizza night, sick of Brocc...

Human rights for “migrants” vs our nations. Israel, protecting Catholics, restricts Palm Sunday. Trump: Sharpies save money. Folic acid mandate to prevent Latino birth defects. The Hake Report, Monday, March 30, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:10) 💬 Super: Empirical * (0:13:43) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:15:51) 🗞️ Migration and law: US and EU * (0:28:16) 🗞️ Israel looking out...

We don’t mean harm talking about y’all! But y’all are offended, talking about us! Hake’s Friday shirt. Oil crisis and gas prices. FE and space denial debate! The Hake Report, Friday, March 27, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Headlines * (0:02:59) Disclaimer * (0:07:26) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:10:49) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Grew up with black people; Gap Band * (0:13:46) D: NJF won’t be Prez! * (0...

More shrill voices on Trump’s Christianity and anti-war propaganda over Iran: Chicken Little cried, “The sky is falling!” Is that Scott Ritter? Lady called ICE on her roofers she didn’t pay?! The Hake Report, Thursday, March 26, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:38) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:03) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Bibi manly? Stop. How’s Iran war? * (0:10:42) M: Trump not Christian…? Wa...

Don’t worry over nothing. What are you paying for gasoline? Are you still with Trump? Is he not Christian? Melbourne, FL: Democrats and crime? Dershowitz or Fuentes? The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 25, 2026 AD CLIP: Trump’s Spirit, the Real Key to His Support (10-min) - YouTube - Rumble - BitChute 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:43) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:06:38) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Daytona...

Trump on Mueller: True freedom of speech. Hake’s Israel-Iran “epistemology” gets criticized. Differences between Future Prez and TC, and that gal. OF founder RIP, 43. The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 24, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:01) 💬 Supers/Rumble Rants * (0:08:31) 🎶 Hey, guys! Helicopter * (0:10:17) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Thought on Trump, “glad he’s d—.” * (0:21:09) R: Respect?...

The Hake Report, Monday, March 23, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:35) Iran war, Mueller RIP * (0:06:07) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:08:29) 🗞️ DHS, ICE, LaGuardia Airport * (0:13:33) 📞 JOHN, KY: Any criticism of Israel, Trump? * (0:19:40) J: Joe Kent; War * (0:23:35) 📞 MARK: Kent, Tucker, Trump being used * (0:27:01) M: Is Bibi manly? * (0:29:48) M: They got Trump like Joe McCarthy * (0:3...

News: RIP Chuck Norris; Space ship slow roll; Trump’s next top guys. Caller turns on Trump because of Hake and Israel?! The late Cesar Chavez gets MeToo’d from the 60s. The Hake Report, Friday, March 20, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:41) 📸 Chuck Norris, RIP * (0:12:06) 🎶 Hey, guys! Chuck met Trump! * (0:17:43) 🎥 Artemis II rollout * (0:20:59) 🗞️ News…. Amazon phone, Ibuprofen,...

Trump, looking out for Iran, Israel, and Qatar! Wild-haired boy: “Hey, Lebron, can you sign my shoe? Please?” IG: Tornadoes and hail footage. Callers try to wake Hake up about Israel, Epstein, Trump. The Hake Report, Thursday, March 19, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:37) 🗒️ Trump Truth: warning to Iran, Israel … shoutouts * (0:09:54) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:11:45) 💬 Coffees… Mike, Gre...

Several headlines: AI Bibi? Juliana “Forget Trump” Stratton, next black female Senator? Iran war propaganda: Trump vs NATO? The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 18, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start 💬 Super * (0:03:18) 🗞️ Headlines… AI Bibi? Bondi… Juliana Stratton * (0:09:55) 🗞️ Pot… That gal more * (0:12:10) 🗞️ More headlines… Iran security chief Ali Larijani, Kant * (0:15:06) 🗞️ Yet more he...

Callers vent about Israel, Iran war, and white Americans. Is Islam closer to Christianity than Judaism? Can a brother walk in the suburb with a boombox without fear? The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 17, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:06:00) 🎶 Hey, guys * (0:07:51) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Stop supporting Trump * (0:10:34) Z: Muslims’ vs Jews’ belief about Jesus * (0:14:35) Z: Muslims closer...

Identity is an idol. Jesus’ color is a silly argument. Muslims’ false belief about Christ? Jesse Jackson’s “celebration of life” turned to political griping! “DEI” fact check from Marc Lamont Hill. The Hake Report, Monday, March 16, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Rumble: Iran vs protesters? Disclaimer * (0:05:28) 🎶 Hey, guys! * (0:07:30) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Should be way past Jesus’ co...

Do many whites think Jesus was white? Why black Americans are more “into” race. Should we be more concerned about children than adults, in war? The Hake Report, Friday, March 13, 2026 AD CLIP: Who Cares About the School if Kids Go to Heaven Anyway? (Totally Kidding) YouTube | Rumble | BitChute 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:05:44) 🎶 Hey, you guys! * (0:08:12) 💬 Supers I’d miss...

Take even Trump with a grain of salt. Bowing to African Jesus: A liberal question? Maze mentions the late great Stepin Fetchit and Kash Patel’s eyes. The Hake Report, Thursday, March 12, 2026 AD 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:08:42) 💬 Popcorn: Energy prices promise lie * (0:09:04) 💬 Cesar: Would you bow to African Jesus? What if? * (0:11:22) 💬 Eric: AI * (0:12:42) 💬 Eric: Women, men * (0...

Stereotypes: Smoke alarms vs wash cloths. Pop culture smears the South. Why is questioning the H— illegal? Support Nick and Israel? Would you bow to Jesus? Is he black? The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 11, 2026 AD CLIP: John Grisham's 'A Time to Kill' Reversed Racial Roles?! (6-min) YouTube - Rumble 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:17) 💬 Rumble Rant: Smoke Alarm * (0:06:33) 🎶 Hey, guys!...