Technopathic

Is Kate "stepping to" Matt? Can monkeys remove gum from each other's body hair? What was dialup internet like? The answers to these questions, plus frozen broccoli, in today's show.

How's Kate feeling after her COVID-19 vaccination? Did Matt steal something from McDonald's when he worked there? Is "bevy" or "coldie" the weirder word? The answers to these questions, punishing children with froyo, in today's show.

Why should you adjust your ceiling fan when seasons change? Are Cheetos Puffs really Cheetos? Can you prep black beans in your car? The answers to these questions, plus Matt impersonates a seahorse, in today's show.

What kind of bed did Kate get for the new house? Has Kate found good hiding spots in the new house? Do ghosts live in Kate's new house? The answers to these questions, plus Matt fights insomnia with videogames, in today's show.

What would Matt post in a Craigslist personal ad? What are the most popular sauces by state? How can you cut an onion without crying? The answers to these questions, plus a Bruno Mars imposter, in today's show.

Why does Matt think one-blade razors are superior? What are the most popular cocktails by state? Will Kate become the next Grass Man? The answers to these questions, plus the year 2100, in today's show.

Can girls be Altar Boys? Will Kate dress her dog up as the Easter Bunny? Can the Mister Rogers communicate like Chewbacca? The answers to these questions, plus alcoholic popsicles, in today's show.

Why do you sleep less as you age? Who stares at guys' crotches more: women or men? Will Kate share her elf's email address? The answers to these questions, the neighbor watches Matt mow the lawn, in today's show.

Do Matt and Kate find Fabio attractive? What is a fatberg? Which Matt and Kate cohost had to suffer growing up without dialup internet? The answers to these questions, plus Kate makes the bed, in today's show.

How many more years will Kate feel guilty for returning an overcooked steak? Can Matt talk Kate into a reverse mortgage on her new house? Can Kate operate a scooter? The answers to these questions, plus intimidating baristas, in today's show. 🐓🖕🏽💲

Should guys critique women's hair? Can you keep butter at room temperature forever? Are Matt and Kate kosher? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's old-man crush, on today's show.

What is Tab Bankruptcy? Why did Kate take her car through the wash two times in a five-minute span? Why does Matt want Kate to lose an arm? The answers to these questions, plus being kind to yourself, in today's show.

How did the Calm app make Kate panic? Why does Matt seek Kate's husbands approval? What's indecent exposure? The answers to these questions, plus a new phrase to embroider on your pillow, in today's show.

Would Matt and Kate spongebathe Arnold Schwarzenegger? Why are meteorologists denied access to radio station playlists? What would you do with that big fat butt? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's reaction to the addition of "supposably" to the dictionary, in today's show.

What is the proper condiment placement on a cheeseburger? Does Kate owe her neighbors after they gave her a housewarming gift? Is it okay to use an app at the stoplight when you are driving? The answers to these questions, plus Grandma's Pandemic Brownies, in today's show.

What's the latest from the alcoholic seltzer industry? Why can't Kate make banana bread? Should you eat unwrapped candy from a tiny vending machine? The answers to these questions, plus confirmation bias, in today's show.

How has moving caused Kate to consume less booze? How many Hot and Ready pizzas can Matt take down in one sitting? Now that she's nearly moved out, how does Kate plan to use her empty apartment during the remaining two months on her lease? The answers to these questions, plus J. Lo in a bathtub, in today's show.

Should Matt and Kate sell mousepads? How do you pronounce Hamm's? Why can't YouTubers take vacations? The answers to these questions, plus swimmers' hot bodies, in today's show.

How did Pixar animate the piano-playing fingers in Soul ? What are the pitfalls of buying your child a home-office play set? Did Matt get a Walmart.com commenter banned from posting? The answers to these questions, plus dogs in suits FaceTime each other, in today's show.

Should Matt send the boss an email or just talk to him via the power of radio? How do you pronounce diabetes? Should you write your will on a napkin? The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate might be too old for emoji, in today's show.

Why is Matt taking photos of his drinks? Did we learn nothing from the hit movie Face/Off? Can Matt and Kate speak turkey? The answers to these questions, plus Airport Code Quiz, in today's show.

Does Kate have carwash withdrawal? Do full-blooded Italians eat at Olive Garden? Which Batman had the best eyeliner? The answers to these questions, plus the evolution of Spring Break, in today's show.

What epic fails has Kate's builder left at her new home? Why should you choose crushed ice over cubed? How can you gain immunity from HR fouls? The answers to these questions, plus don't talk to Matt until he's had his Matt and Kate, in today's show.

Is watching the grandkids play basketball worth it if you can't smell the gym? Should you ever wash fancy jeans? Do serial killers keep jars of pickle juice in the fridge? The answers to those questions, plus Matt's perfect foil tear, in today's show.

Should you label your fridge? What's the latest Peanut Butter Cup? Is "Old Meat" a good nickname? The answers to these questions, plus amended vows, in today's show?