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Should May have 32 days? What leather item would Kate like to look like this summer? What's the difference between a chant and a cheer? The answers to these questions, plus Matt starts selling aluminum foil, in today's show.

How did a color-changing cup make Kate drink too much? Are Matt and Kate capable of kids' craft projects? Is it helpful to have an app that tells you it is currently raining? The answers to these questions, plus Ellen drama, in today's show.

When should you consider smoking cigarettes? Should you force children to go to Sunday Mass if they went to Mass at their Catholic school the week before? When is it acceptable to tase your mother? The answers to these questions, plus the pitfalls of Live Photos, in today's show.

What bizarre side effect did Matt experience after his second vaccine dose? What is the official dessert of Matt and Kate? Why should selfies stay out of the bathroom? The answers to these questions, plus sleeping in your clothes for the next day, in today's show.

What wearable item has more germs than your toilet seat? Why are Bill and Melinda Gates getting a divorce? How did Elon Musk do on SNL? The answers to these questions, plus Matt tries saying "mommy" to his mom, in today's show.

Should Matt grow a rat tail? Would Kate make a good watergirl? Would you rather eat possum or raccoon? The answers to these questions, plus sanitizing your coke nail before you pick your kid's nose, in today's show.

How is Kate feeling after vaccine shot 2? Which Matt and Kate cohost is disgusted by Nicholas Cage? Has Bennifer reunified? The answer to these questions, plus senile dogs, in today's show.

Why does Matt need to put carrots on his eyes? Why should you source your raccoon meat from St. Joe? Which fast food place has its busiest day on Mother's Day? The answers to these questions, plus Matt tries to stop Kate from saying "malarkey," in today's show.

Could a small child consume a five-pound bag of sugar? Did Abraham Lincoln do cocaine? Will Kate join Ashley Madison after Mother's Day? The answers to these questions, plus Matt worries about being a stupid idiot, in today's show.

When did Matt most recently wet the bed? Why should you not throw cats into trees today? Where do hotdogs come from? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's Mother's Day wishes, in today's show.

Why does Kate dislike Joe Buck? Is Taylor Swift more likely to do punk rock or gangsta rap? Has Kate locked herself in her new pantry yet? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's struggle with windshield wipers, in today's show.

Is Fla-Vor-Ice the same thing as a popsicle? What is the origin of nar nar? Will Kate sit on her husband's lap as he mows? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's cooking aspirations, in today's show.

Why should you wear a mask when on a Zoom call from your house? What do the numbers on a toaster mean? Should Matt get his pecks and glutes enhanced on the same day? The answers to these questions, plus peanut butter fingers, in today's show.

Did Kate miss a prime opportunity for hostile confrontation with a stranger? Can Matt win at Kate's latest quiz on the English language? Will Kate break out her Irish accent? The answers to these questions, plus Matt meets his neighbor, in today's show.

Will Matt become an influencer? What is Kate doing in the car wash? How many bad dating shows can Matt and Kate recall? The answers to these questions, plus Bonus Jonas, in today's show.

Should you hold onto your clothes to pass onto your grown children? Why do women's pants have shallow pockets? Should Kate wash her dishes in the river? The answers to these questions, plus Matt fights his armpits, in today's show.

Is it weird to wear your lover's tooth on a necklace? Are "barbecue" and "cookout" interchangeable? Is water out of the bathroom faucet gross? The answers to these questions, plus Matt's reluctance to meet his neighbors, in today's show.

Should Matt and Kate have a gross-photo competition? Can a bridge be haunted? Is Kate still sleeping under her sheets? The answers to these questions, plus a hippie gnome, in today's show.

Do vegetables belong in your popcorn? Should J.Lo keep the engagement ring? What's the difference between a tux and a suit? The answers to these questions, plus iceball fights, in today's show.

Do restaurants spit in your food? Are Matt and Kate capable of growing up? Are hotdogs barbecue? The answers to these questions, plus work naps, in today's show.

Why should you leave spiders alone? What happened to bug zappers? Should Matt and Kate develop their own marijuana strain? The answers to these questions, plus a Spanish-Spanglish lesson, in today's show.

Is Matt a lot lizard? Will a chiropractor come to Kate's rescue? Which Matt and Kate cohost knows a suspicious amount about truck stops along I-29? The answers to these questions, plus McDonald's Day, in today's show.

Should Matt see a chiropractor for a foot ailment? Should you get plastic surgery on your face? Is a local injury lawyer icing down I-29 during the winter? The answers to these questions, plus how to make maple syrup like a true Canadian, in today's show.

Will Matt invite Kate to his post-COVID rave? Is stress eating a myth? How can you prevent Facebook from sharing sad memories? The answers to these questions, plus valuable cupcake calories, in today's show.

What is a St. Joe Tuxedo? When does Ice Cream Season begin? Why is Matt suspicious of Big Denim's latest take on fashion? The answers to these questions, plus a garden with legs, in today's show.