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Should you put a disco ball in your pantry? Why do dressing rooms have bad lighting? Why does Kate want to be called mommy? The answers to these questions, plus scented masks, in today's show.

Does heavy metal violate the Geneva Convention? Do you play by ear or play by year? Should you suppress a sneeze?  The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate flex their English skills, in today's show.

How can you improve pizza by throwing it on the floor? Are Matt and Kate too skinny for radio? Why is Kate's daughter sad about moving out of the small apartment into a big house?  The answers to these questions, plus food poisoning, in today's show.

Can Kate teach us how to make sour cream like the kind at Chipotle? Can Matt cook with fresh garlic? How do you pronounce ALDI? The answers to these questions, plus unlocking life levels, in today's show.

Does Kate have pickle-juice regret? Do uniforms prevent bullying? Does Matt know how to use a calendar? The answers to these questions, plus drunken school fundraisers, in today's show.

Is a sprained ankle worse than a broken ankle? How will Kate celebrate pandemic St. Patrick's Day? How many trips can you take to the ER with your kids before the authorities get called? The answers to these questions, plus actors' failed audtions, in today's show.

How did Kate deform Patrick Mahomes? What's the difference between ranch dressing and ranch dip? Can your garden offend the neighbors? The answers to these questions, plus state-by-state dip rankings, in today's show.

What sacrifices are Matt and Kate making for Lent? How does Kate spy on her girls at school lunch? Should Kate run Matt's dating profile? The answers to these questions, plus Kate practices yelling in her new house, in today's show.  

Is our calendar lying to us about George Washington's birthday? Can you make every type of egg in the microwave? Will Kate let her daughter shave her head?  The answers to these questions, plus Tom Brady kisses his son weird, in today's show.

What are Kate's grievances against the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Are school cliques always bad? Why is Matt writing things down? The answers to these questions, plus backpack fashion accessories, in today's show.

How many tabs does Kate have open? Why does Santa put gifts in blister packs? Is a junk drawer really a drawer of junk? The answers to these questions, plus Velma, in today's show.

Can Matt learn a British accent? What word does Kate want to cancel? How much should you trust the children with Google? The answers to these question, plus an accidental roundup of 90s sitcoms, in today's show.

Does low humidity cause bloody noises? Can PSAs backfire? How has Kate designed the stairs in her new house to accommodate falling down them? The answers to these questions, plus potty train your cat, in today's show.

Bad grammar has Matt and Kate wondering: can one own a welcome? Is Kate moonlighting as a trucker? Does Matt have a clue about the bar scene? The answers to these questions, plus topless Jim Belushi, in today's show.

Do you have to pick up your dog's poop if there is snow on the ground? Can you be so muscular it's uncomfortable? Are there chicken in the sea? The answers to these questions, plus Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper featuring The Rock, in today's show.

Can Kate guess the order of the most beloved Super Bowl halftime shows of the past decade? Should Matt and Kate both vomit to improve the smell of the studio? Should you take Tums with your tea? The answers to these questions, plus get paid to sleep, in today's show.

Does bad sleep one night equal good sleep the next? Is punching a wall good stress relief? Will Dr. Oz be a good guest host on Jeopardy? The answers to these questions, plus stay warm by getting pregnant, in today's show.

How can Kate frighten Matt with the "Calm" app? What is Starbucks Math? Should aging, overweight actors stay fat so they don't get loose old-person face? The answers to these questions, plus dogs barking at the TV, in today's show.

What surprise did Kate buy for Matt? What are the most popular Super Bowl foods state by state? Which Matt and Kate host puts thumbs down on hot fruit? The answers to these questions, plus the most feedback we've ever received on a single topic, in today's show.

Do Matt and Kate observe Groundhog Day? Why is Matt abstaining from peanut butter? How do you make tater tots? The answers to these questions, plus TV pitchmen, in today's show.

What does Matt smell? How does Kate cheat at Hide and Seek with her kids? What is the latest in Nerf Blaster technology? The answers to these questions, plus a listener tip on how to eat french onion dip, in today's show.

Why do Matt and Kate like apartment living in the winter? Will Matt and Kate consume the new coffee-infused Coca-Cola? Should Matt install a basketball goal in his house? The answers to these questions, plus state-by-state pet peeves, in today's show.

What's the proper way to eat leftover pizza? Who sustained the worse sledding injury: Matt or Kate? Is it weird to get Valentine's Day presents from your parents? The answers to these questions, plus Kate ruins her husband's meat, in today's show.

Who is Kate dreaming about now? Can Matt be less sarcastic? How can you find an outfit you saw on TV? The answers to these questions, plus a mermaid with a profane name, in today's show.

How does Kate make meatloaf? Why is Matt angry at The Minimal Mom? How can you suppress cravings for chocolate? The answers to these questions, plus the fear of needles, in today's show.