Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame Capitalism

OSHA Regulated Guard Rails S 3 EP 31 Second shift is Hijacked by Levi and her crew. Levi is seeking the bounty on evil NPCs and, without having to rely on stockholm syndrome, gets Vord, Maw, and the Don’t Call me the 18th to follow along on a plan to capture Hogna(s). This puts a wrench in the plans to get to the NEW Island….. Or does it? #ImpEx #palidin #goddvsevil #merchantship #bountyhunter #pl...

GILL vs GRIN S 3 EP 30 In the fight of the hour, GILL vs GRIN! Assless fish man vs an OK White Shark! What will happen in this mediocre showdown? Find out in this episode of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™! PLACE YOUR BETS! #finalfight #epicshowdown #fightofthecentury #criticalpunch  We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.  Once you have finished this episode, we suggest- Roll f...

Loaner Boat S 3 EP 29 Ready! Set! GO? After almost destroying the world, First Shift is set out on a race to the new island that formed from the REDACTED! Watch..Um..Listed as they rush of to DEW THEIR DUTY! But first, a small side quest? #horseglue #shiprepair #ruby #sidequest #hoganburger #goatbegone #leveldown We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Once you have fini...

The Goblin that Sold the World S3 EP 28 Oh, Great…another long title name…..Hogan sells out! No, that’s not right. Hogan manages to do the one thing you are not supposed to do in the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™! That’s right! Hogan *REDACTED*! And he and the rest of the world get punished. #fuckup #gothichorro #cosmichorro #punishment #thingswithtentacles #sothatswherethefoodcomesfrom #fastfood #mawgillac...

Don't make me leave you with the other bones S3 EP 27 Maw Gill A Cutty’s friend, or is it fiend? Anyway, they finally meet up. IF you missed it from the last episode, HS took a swing at The 18th and as you know that means it’s time to roll initiative. #fightclub #arewethebaddies #seax #addyourstrength #ishereallydead We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Once you h...

Follow Your Knows S 3 EP 26  Maw Gill A Cutty wolfs out and leads second shift through the Catacombs looking for the grave of Phineas A Cutty to meet a “friend”......  With a large chunk of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™’s Technomancy, they decide to use their natural…unnatural(?)..  skills to find their way…… #catacomb #hookup #whichway #lost #wrongentrance #eldersign #comichorror  W...

Seppo comes to town S 3 EP 25  Second shift lands in Senip Nilbog because of feelings. You read that right. They find some clues and hear about a collapsed cathedral. The hordes of hungry townies try to get some supplies off of our SC’s but there are no hand outs today. And just as they get ready to explore, they realise that then need to secure the submersible……. They are just asking for trouble....

Going to the Chapel to get Censered S2 EP 24 After obtaining the ruby and giving it to Hogan Scavenge and his Dead Dog Kreath, our SC’s head to the Kirkyard Chapel to find answers to the note that was attached. Hogan goes to confession, and a Kreath brings the chapel down…. And somehow Cookie starts to change… We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.  Once you have finish...

Vonkelende Dinge S 3 EP 23 First Shift is on their way to Gambaatar’s Kirkyard…. Still. The SCs meet Hogan the Scavenger and his pet Kreath. Together they head to the catacombs of Gambaatar’s Kirkyard in search of the last reliquary of time.  With the help of the Blooder Knife, this is a short trip in a surprisingly peaceful dungeon. We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire...

Be Sure to Eat Your Oranges S 3 EP 22 First Shift is on their way to Gambaatar’s Kirkyard; a grate place to raise a family(even if it isn’t yours). On their way they have a smooth trip and Cookie starts to enforce her War on Scurvy! So Join us on this voyage to First shift's new assignment! We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.  Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaata...

The Adventure of Darren Dew S 3 EP 21 We have a temp District Manager with a special assignment for the SCs. Somehow Maw Gill A Cutty manages to skip this episode, Damn family dysfunctions. Our remaining SC’s have to playtest a new adventure with an actual wannabe adventure. So get ready to meet Darren Dew, a human that wants to be a crow? We think he’s a ranger? Ranger? Is that right? … who knows...

The Submersible S 3 EP 20 After 3 episodes of fluff and world building, our Second Shift Spell Components are given a task related to their apparent time anomalies. Find out what our SC’s have to do and what tools they are given to get N.A.I.L. what info they need to go after that G.O.A.T. Demon that has pantsed both storylines. #RandD #submarine #submersible #ward #arquebus #roomfullofspies #CEOs...

Happy Thanksgiving from NIGEL and Ethan Gambaatar! Here is a gift from us to you! Music to help get rid of unwanted guests! Play it on loop for those stubborn relatives that are hard to get out! Special features include: Good for any occasion Has that special corporate feel to make everyone uncomfortable It’s grating Scientifically proven to be annoying Guaranteed to be Demonetized Nobody will enj...

Tour of GPG S 3 EP 19 We stretch out this section of the story line to bring you more Elevator Muzak and then a tour of N.A.I.L.’s Grey Matter’s Preventative Gadgets! And in no way apologize for what our players bring out in me. #tour #grey #defensiveaccessories #andyouthoughttheNECROMANTICEMPIREWASBAD #NYC #ASMR #elevatormusic #imp #Ward #ratfolk #rat #knifebomb #clipboard After this episode, ple...

Play that Funky Muzak Fish Boy S 3 EP 18 Hello! And Welcome to the next episode of the WAITING GAME! Where our Spell Components are trying to deliver a package. But this package is secondary to their personal quests of wanting to talk to the time NERD at N.A.I.L!  Just wait; that's what their doing. #package #delivery #runner #ulteriormotives #timenerd #timey #whimey #NYC #ASMR #elevatormusic #imp...

NAIL ED IT S 3 EP 17 Second Shift finally makes it to N.A.I.L. and limps their way through looking for the Era Domination Information Technology. Butt First!, I mean but first, they have to drop off the package from their SUP.  Let's take a trip to the BRUTAL architecture that is N.A.I.L. #brutalarchitecture #NAIL #science #informationtechnology #it #gelatinouscube #commute #missionplausible  #kob...

The Golden REDACTED S 3 EP 16 Chet finds Hogan, Cookie, and Kreath while they try to retrieve the REDACTED. In a fight for REDACTED, the crew wanders REDACTED deep REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED mayonnaise. So follow along and try to keep up with out NPCs as they search the REDACTED within the town of Sinepnog. #chet #weirdencounters  #redacted #goodberries #bloodcurse  #Legendaryactionisnotawish  #ca...

HOLY CHET! THE DMITA S 3 EP 15 Chet, after leaving his castle from the Goblin peninsula after the attack from |Hogan and his crew, [see Elbert’s OOPS ALL COMBAT! Episode  S3 EP 10] is on his way to disrupt SCAT.  With the fizzy wand in hand, Second Shift is the only thing standing between a good time at SCAT and the event actually happening. Lets see  how out NPCs handle Chet, El Bert and their mi...

SCAT SECURITY S 3 EP 14 Second Shift is looking for a way to get to N.A.I.L. and find out what they can about time travel and time demons.  Do they get to? Not yet, they are NPCs and have work to do. #publictransport #kubota #security #ACAB #SCAT #spellcomponentappreciationtime #coffee #longrest #npclrla #magicwands #terrorists #shenanigans  After this episode, please check out: Dungeon Calling A...

Meet Kubota, again S3 EP 13 Guard Duty on the Spectral Levitation Transport; What more could a low level NPC want than to be stuck playing Babysitter on a mass transportation system that just opened up? NPCLRLA, probably. Anyway, this episode is hijacked by Kubota once again, and it's onward to yet another fork in the pants….. Of time #publictransport #kubota #tracktor #nightmare #ticketsplease #g...

SCRY™ Spy S3 EP 12 Kubota tangles the threads of time and weaves our Second Shift NCPs down the trousers of time. We know Who, but we don’t know why. Do we know when? Absolutely not. All we know is Second Shift is being shoehorned into whatever it is Nigel has planned for these unfortunate Spell Components #publictransport #longdrop #guardduty #SLTs #npcs #whatdidwelearn # dejavu    When you’re fi...

The Long Drop S3 EP 11 In what is basically part 2 to Mind the Gap, our Second Shift Spell Components are guarding the SLTs as they are still being prepped for the upcoming, No SPELL COMPONENTS INVITED, Premier Approval Party for the investors. What could go wrong?  #gold #ruby #trains #alarms #carjack #trainrobbery  #someanswers #goblins #whygrapplinghooksarebad #conductive #conductor #conducting...

Elbert’s OOPS ALL COMBAT! Episode  S3 EP 10 Once the crew has cut the line to get to the Goblin Castle, the NPCs confront Elbert. Elbert, a cousin of Hogan's, has become Captain of the Guards and, with a small group of highly competent troops, is the only thing standing between Hogan and his Uncle Chet. #canon #bigboom #littleboom #boom #gate #spectral #levitation #transport #stable #80sactiontvsh...

Gooner's Never Say Die  S3 EP 09 After a long rest, The Second Shift NPCs are put on guard duty in the new Spectral Levitation Transport facilities just days before the SLT’s Theme park, Um…. I mean National debut. Let’s hope they don’t screw this up, It's only guard duty. #footsteps #freegold #derelicte #codes #mindthegap #remix #deadmonks #monk #ghostrider #nocoffee #fantasyendgamecapito...

Hogan Sweet Hogan  S3 EP 08 After the NPC’s encounter with the spirit of Spay and Neuter gods, they scam their way to the front gate of Hogan’s childhood home. A place where he was known as Jest, cannibalized his family, and eventually fled. I feel like I'm leaving out some important character development details, and making Hogan look a bit sus.  Well, that’s actually on you, but only if you...