Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame Capitalism

Gouda Job   S3 EP 07 Vord is still searching for the cheese cart, charcuterie board, or whatever you want to call it when the heist goes down. They now get to confront first shift and show them how the job is done. This is whey off course, but have curds, this episode will be a  bries.  #deadpool #fourthwall #kermit #dwarf #kermitthedwarf #cheese #4thwall #shinny #StatlerandWaldorf #battleofinsult...

Save Point Oversight Old Gateway Error S3 EP 6 Looks like the Original Crew is now in charge of the N.E.R.F. Knot Yore Boat and Hogan is the captain! Now it's time to do some pirate shit! Butt first….Umm , but first Hogan wants to return home for some revenge……they just need to get there first. #pirates #NERF #ornothing #spiritual #levitation #transport #revenge #missedreferences #scurvy #bobbarke...

Cheese Cart S3 EP 5 Our Second Shift is on a mission to stop the theft of a broken green dagger, but unbeknownst to them, but beknownst to you, the listener, the other group has already acquired the dagger…. Or have they? Are they in the same pant leg of time? Have they landed in the same plane via the trousers of time? Are we meta gaming? Who cares? Lets hang out with Second Shift and see how the...

Knot Yore Boat S 3 EP 04 It’s time for the NPCs to get to work, which means reporting for duty on the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE’S Royal Fleet, or NERF,  Knot Yore Boat. The NPCs are taking over catering aboard the Knot Yore Boat, as the galley has been replaced with a new experimental, at least  to this timeline,  SLT. Wait, don’t they not work well over water? #nerf #ornothing #knot #yore #boat #fleet #...

Deep Blue Grin S 3 EP 03 Maw was called out at the end of episode 1 by a disturbing voice from the lake. Did that stop the fight in progress? Hell no it didn’t!  Not only did out NPCs keep fighting and got a TPK and will be entered in for a chance to win 500 gold prices! Odds are not in their favor. After the fight they confront a Great White Shark named Deep Blue Grin. For more information listen...

Jerry Stabbins Ruins the Mood S 3 EP 02 Pirate Hats, and Swords are all the rage! And Cookie wants to look the part before heading out to Muggy Salt Chunks because a landlocked outlet center is going to have the best over-priced pirate gear around! LET'S GO SHOPPING, again! #newhat #pirate #blood #knife #seashanty #shoppingoutlet #discount #naga #dementia #jerry #tailor #spinichpuffs #eng #another...

Second Shift S 3 EP 01 Let us join the second shift this episode, as they begin their second day working for the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™. I never get tired of saying that™. Here we are introduced to a swamp monster with no ass, a Naga with nowhere to hide, and a Harige Lente, a carpet shark with eyes on your shinnies. They are given their second assignment to stop a group of Adventures frolicking in R...

Roll To Yeet! EP34 S2 It is time, The Taurus leaders are meeting in Arraiolos and the NPCs have a plan, via Kubota, to restart the module! It involves a portable hole and bag of holding…but this much you should know. Have you been paying attention? Good. This episode the NPCs also come across an alternative version of Kreath, some guy named Gaspode. Then there's a Harige Lente, or Ferret Folk,...

WizZards Wardrobe EP33 S2 The NPC’s are off to equip themselves in preparations for the attack on Nigel and the Arraiolos delegates. Gryphons are involved, something about wizards, and a bomb. A big bomb. A bomb called the  Big Orb Of Boom. Also a stolen idea, more of a tip of the hat to Roll For Stupid. There is a BumBag.. Bum Bag? We will go with BumBag. A BumBag of holding used by some of the A...

Hat Makes the Horse EP32 S2 Faced with 7 (0-7) choices, our NPCs make a decision (I know, right?) and move forward to confront the Theocracy of the Arraiolos Kingdom. It is time to set up their game plan, leave childish things behind(Yeah, right) and confront their destiny. A destiny that they themselves are responsible for. #portugal #endoftheworld #chooseyourpath #knowwhentogiveup #choiceismade...

The Towers EP31 S2 Through a long process of dark dungeon crawling the NPCs finally make it out of Door 8. Once they make it out, a new dread looms over them. Its towers, you did read the title, right?  But wait, there’s more! Find out by listening to show, and the extra content after the credits   #Shogoth #intotheblackness  #ichor #towers  #escapethedungeon #outbutnotsafe #tacos #servetheservant...

Is That A Tentacle In Your Pocket? EP30 S2 So the NPCs died in an encounter with Cats from Saturn. Did they learn anything? Probably not, and this episode shows that. They make their way to the feast hall, but before that Kreath has an intimate encounter with the statue in the Throne room. #iputitinmymouth #catsfromsaturn  #ichor #obelisk  #thatkindofhorror #finaldoor #blind    When you’re finishe...

The Thicker The Ichor EP29 S2 Door 8, and an unknown GOD hides in the dungeon waiting for the NPCs. What will our cowardly NPCs do in the final door of their NPCLRLA, The Non-Player Character Long Rest Leave Act, vacation, to which they fraudulently took leave to escape the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™, only to find themselves in a maddening ripoff or “no expenses spared” carnival version of work……with per...

MaimStop Shopping Spree EP28 S2 f1? What's the fist thing working class people do when the get a small windfall of money? SPEND IT! Our NPC’s are heading to MaimStop to spend some money and upgrade their gear! Hells Yeah!   That’s it. That's all they do in this episode #Maimstop #shoppingspree #welshaccent #irishaccent #accent #plus3gear #gear #solid #curselifted #popsometags #gamestop #et...

A What A Trice? A Cockatrice! There, I said it. Yes, spoiler alert, they fight a Cockatrice. Now say that 3 times fast. And then tell me how you pronounce “COCKATRICE” at the end of the episode. On Spotify, at the end of the episode, you can answer the question. It’s kind of like helping rate the show, it’s an algorithm thing.  OH! And the rest of the episode we get to find out more about Cookie a...

Good vs Evil vs Chaotic Neutral  EP26 S2 New NPC Gobbletta, Like a Cup, a Half elf Fighter is found to be a Paladin. A Paladin that has now gotten involved with a very Heavy Evil group. Will her morals be fouled by the lust for an oversized goblin, or be manipulated by a carnivorous /Horse/? Only Time will tell…… ON WARD THROUGH DOOR 5! #snacrafice #paladin #goblingroupie #dungeoncrawl #IFYKYK #cr...

Didn't We Already Do This Door? EP25 S2 With Kreath and Ram Man back with the group, our NPCs are teleported back to the Dungeon ride of Arraiolos. All that's left of the vacation adventure is door 5 and 8. What will these Spell Components find and which door will they choose? Only one way to find out. So let's get started by standing in line for the one ride everyone wants on! #hogansings #magick...

Leck Mich Im Arsch Getting closer to solving the curse of the Blooder Knife, our NPCs battle it out one note at a time. They have several more puzzles to solve. Will they hit the right notes? Will they Score a win? Will they conduct themselves in a timely manner? Will we save the best puns for the episode? Tune in and find out! #leck #mein #horse #musicalpuzzles #decomposition #decomposer #Bridget...

Leck Mein Horse Solving puzzles has not been one of the NPCs' talents, but that hasn't stopped them yet, even when being escorted by DEATH. Lets see how well Hogan, Cookie and Grey Matter do in this section of the pant leg as they continue through the Trousers of Time #leck #mein #horse #musicalpuzzles #circleoffifths #perfectpitch #notahighschoolmusical #waterpuzzle #splunk #timey When you’re fin...

Trousers of Time On the path to fix the Blooder Knife the NPCs must travel down the Trousers of Time. With the few clues they have gathered, what is in store for our Non-Player Characters? The meet Kubota, a Demon of time that conducts the quartet on there way. #TrousersofTime #pickapantleg #lookup #twochoices #sopickthethird #spellingbeas # When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the...

Employees and Employers Dog Eat Dog World It time to enjoy some wonderful songs performed by our very own NPC’s DJ Ceritin hosts Karaoke Knight at BMO’s Bowling Bonanza! Cookie will be performing “I want to be a horse” . It's a 10191 hit from Caladan. By House A Hogan will be covering the 1988 classic “Drews House” from Walkin Cooler Grey attempts to sing about their elixirs, with a bonus song (du...

Employees and Employers pt2 We here, at the Arraiolos R&D facility (a subsidiary of N.A.I.L.), are testing out a new attraction for the Octo Planos. Employees and Employers is what we call Forum of Loathsome Adults Cooperation Conclave Involving Dramaturgy . Today the NPCs are playing PCs in a Human world called M’rica, and they are partaking in mandatory volunteer time for karaoke to play the...

Employees and Employers pt1 We here, at the Arraiolos R&D facility (a subsidiary of N.A.I.L.), are testing out a new attraction for the Octo Planos. Employees and Employers is what we call Forum of Loathsome Adults Cooperation Conclave Involving Dramaturgy. Today the NPCs were randomly selected to take part in a rare opportunity to be subjects in a playtest of the upcoming attraction in lew of goi...

Fortune Cancer While waiting in line, after being transported from their side quest, the NPCs try to figure out what exactly has Grey Matter contracted. What is the purple curse that now haunts the artifice? What exactly is going on? #cursed #curses  #magic8ball #asktheconch #goblincake #realplaydnd #way #thecurse  When you’re finished with this episode, we recommend the following podcasts: Wisdom...

The Questle SIDEQUEST! Part 3.0:  Questel noun.  Having to Hustle during a sidequest. When your NPCs go on a drug binge marathon to cross 100 miles just to attempt to finish a side quest that foreshadows DOOM! oh, the NPCs reach the location of the shard and Grey gets the Big C. # Hieroglyphs #plotpoints #ziggurats #beyonddead #EthanIV #thefourth #smalldungeon #badtiming #teleport #nothingingwithp...