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This is it folks. This is where the final battle happens. I’m quite literally shaking in my boots. I’m both nervous and excited…what will happen to out heroes should they fail? Perhaps we should seek council from the wise Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Well, we’re in the endgame now. Not too much longer now and our heroes will be face-to-face with Severin and the rest of the cult. Will the cult’s plans succeed? Or will our heroes be able to finish what it is they set out to do? Maybe Max Hedman will show up…? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Vtoroy is back! And he’s with…the Hero Killer?? What an odd pairing. But wow have they changed the tide of battle! Now our heroes will surely be victorious! Max Hedman, play us a tune of victory! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

More dragons are on their way to fight our heroes who have no health, no spell slots, and no Vtoroy. What will become of them? I’m scared! Hold me, Max Hedman! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

The battle for Waterdeep continues! However, why are these dragons here? HOW are these dragons here?! Isn’t there some kind of dragon shield around Waterdeep?? I’m honestly freaking out! Please help us Max Hedman! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

I takes a lot to show mercy. Often we are so overcome with senses of anger or vengeance, that we forget the truth of the matter: there is another person who is experiencing life just as you. Perhaps we should take time to show empathy more often? I wonder what Max Hedman thinks? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

The unthinkable has happened! The cult is attacking the city if Waterdeep! This bold strike can only mean one thing: their plans are closer to fruition than ever before! I hope our heroes can defeat their foes in time to save the city! Oh, Max Hedman, save us!! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

This is it, the final Council of Waterdeep. What will be decided here will cover the fates of the people of Faerûn forever. Will the council give their full support? Or will they let our heroes go in with less than what they need? Maybe Max Hedman will finally be there! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Out heroes are now within the borders of Thay. You know, the scary place with all of the undead and necromancers and stuff? Gods why did they need to come here?! Hopefully these little delegations can go by quickly! Max Hedman, we could really use you right about now. Sound effects courtesy pf Zapsplat.

That’s right folks! We here at Modular have seen the new D&D movie and are here to review it for YOU! Featuring the voices of Luke, Raven, Thorin, and Hollie! We couldn’t afford Max Hedman unfortunately. But that’s okay!

They did it! Our heroes triumphed against the mighty Lennithon! Our Dragon Slayers slayed a dragon! How incredible!! I’m so proud of them! I know Max Hedman is, too. Sound Effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Oh baby it’s time for revenge! I hope they kick the absolute crap out of this dragon! If they kill him, that would be even better honestly. Perhaps Max Hedman will help out! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Hey I just want to give everyone a heads up: we lost the original audio for this episode. So we had to record a second one. Don’t worry, you didn’t miss much. Nothing of significance happened. Not even Max Hedman will miss this one. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Gods I hate mazes. They are the worst. ESPECIALLY the magical variety. How exactly are our heroes supposed to get out of this thing???? Maybe Max Hedman can guide them. Sound Effects courtesy of Zapsplat

This maze…what’s up with it? It’s not a very proper maze is it? What exactly was this Xonthal guy up to? What other wild and mysterious rooms will await our heroes within this vile place? Only Max Hedman knows. Or I guess you will after listening to this episode! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Our heroes have failed. The dragon cult may have won. Oh wait, the B team! Perhaps they can do something about these remaining issues! Max Hedman, give them STRENGTH! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

What a treat! The OG Dragonslayer’s at it again! Nothing can stand in their way! All cultists and dragons and fiends watch out! These three are coming for you. Also, happy valentine’s day Max Hedman! (everyone else, too, I guess) Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Holy shit our heroes are reunited!!! Who could have seen that coming?! It certainly wasn’t me! I hope things continue to go up from here!! Max Hedman, you’ve done it again! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

At the foot of your dry well, Old friend in ambush, What did we expect? Have we really changed? You could never forgive me for Pleasures divulged or defeats kept secret. You have flowered in your little heat Like an untrimmed wick. It is plain what you are thinking While I am thinking How you have grown into your ugliness Which at one time did not fit you. Console your distaste for departures: I f...

Okay so now Locke’s story is getting caught up to contemporary times! How will he go about saving Annie from Candlekeep? What will he do about the ring he is supposed to give? Will he be able to make it back to Waterdeep before Vtoroy leaves for a new mission? I guess we’ll just have to see. Max Hedman, if you’re listening, help guide our heroes along the right path! Sound effects courtesy of Zaps...

That council went down pretty smoothly, all things considered! It’s honestly such a surprise that everyone was able to agree on things as easily as they did. Perhaps things are actually starting to look up for our heroes! Now if only our main crew could get back together…I sure hope Locke does something about Annie. Maybe they can also recruit Max Hedman along the way! Sound effects courtesy of Za...

Gods those dragons were so cool. I really do love dragons. I think they’re some of the most interesting things that the human imagination has come up with. Anyway, what’s up with that message that Vtoroy got? I wonder who could be waiting for him. Maybe it’s Max Hedman?? That’d be absolutely NUTS! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Our heroes have faced a few dragons before, but metallic ones? I think they’ve seen like one before. That was pretty cool, right? Anyway, wow. What a threatening and awe inspiring appearance. How majestic and powerful these beings are. Max Hedman would be amazed at their sight. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Vtoroy is back and better than ever, baby! Though he may be a little sadder. I mean, wouldn’t you if you saw your god die right in front of your eyes?? Luckily for me, the only god I know is Max Hedman. Surely he’ll come and save the day! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Oh man Annie’s dad is cool. Like wow what an absolute chad. I’m glad she’s finally getting some bonding time with her old man. She’s been searching for him for so long she really deserves this! Honestly, he’s almost as cool as Max Hedman! Though we’ll have to see how Max feels about that one. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat