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So our heroes have were just beat the hell up..and that’s okay! They can still overcome this! Jermaine MUST be found! Garra MUST be stopped!! Things will work out in the end, I believe. What do you think, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Oh wow! They just jumped right out! Talk about heroes who take action! Let’s hope that this wannabe Germaine doesn’t escape them. Let’s also hope that they don’t get into too big of a fight before dealing with the big boss of this operation! The title of this episode isn’t ominous at all…right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

They found him! They found the boy!! Finally some good news!! I feel a lot lighter knowing that, truth be told. Hopefully they don’t have any issues getting him back home. I have high hopes for this. What about you, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Hey just a quick forewarning, we had some technical issues with this episode. Hopefully everything should be good now, but I just wanted to make sure everyone knew. Excited to see what our heroes are up to next! Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Time to go investigate a kidnapping! But how is it tied to the Warforged going missing?? All of this is confusing and bewildering me. I hope something can get cleared up by this! What do you think, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Jeez our team JUST got to this bar and they’re getting attacked ALREADY?! What’s up with that! I thought this was supposed to be a time of peace!! Well I think they can handle it. Or, at least, I hope they can handle it. What do you think, Max Hedman? Who’s coming out on top in this situation? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Things are going to start heating up in Sharn! Our new crew are about to kick some ass and take some names! Well, hopefully at least. They all seem a bit…weird. I mean, not in a bad way I think. Just..an odd bunch. What do you think, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Hoo boy! A NEW campaign! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? I can’t wait to see what cool and whacky characters our cast makes this time! Or maybe they’ll go with characters more nuanced and grounded? Nah I don’t think they’ve reached that level of maturity yet. What do you think, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

This is it. This is what it has all been building up to. Will our heroes survive? Or will they die trying to save everyone? I’m not entirely certain what will happen, but I do know one thing: Auril must be defeated. Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat Battle music courtesy of Descript

Well folks, this is it! Our final showdown! This is what it has all been leading up to!! I can’t help but feel nervous for our crew. Iriolarthas was a tough fight. They’ll need to use everything they have to really finish off both Auril and the cult once and for all. I have faith that they can do it! But just in case, can you hold me close and tenderly Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapspla...

Okay wow, what a way to start combat. Let’s hope no one dies from this fight! Of course, they’ll be injured for their next one. I’m starting to think that they may not survive this journey. I don’t know if I could take that, Max Hedman. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

A brain in a jar?? This has got to be the strangest adventure we have experienced on this show so far. The Dale is a weird place. Hopefully this person(?) can help our heroes get to the top of this tower. Otherwise, what really is the point of this character showing up? Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

We’re in the spire!!!! We are really trudging towards the end now, folks! Let’s hope that whatever happens is only good for our heroes. It looks like we will just have to wait and see. The anticipation is quite literally killing me! Max Hedman, play me a funeral tune to ease my soul into the afterlife. Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Okay! We have the Octad, now let’s get this over with! And soon, please. I don’t think there has to be much glacier left for Auril to get through. We can deal with everyone else after we get this done. Right, Max Hedman? I also want to extend a massive congratulations to our wonderful and fantastic editor Hollie for GETTING MARRIED! Seriously, this show would not be what it is without her. If you...

Welp. That’s one death that can’t be reversed. I know this is going to weigh heavy on the party, but I think Bastion is going to feel it the most. Poor guy…he’s been through so much. I hope defeating Auril will help redeem him. I hope Amaunator is still around for him. I hope he sees the sun. Music courtesy of Max Hedman Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Okay so I know I went on this whole tirade about hags last time, but I’m honestly starting to hate these magen things as well. I understand that they don’t have a free will but come on. Also, who told them to go attack the bitterhearts?? It angers me endlessly. Auril needs to come down already so they have another target. Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Does anyone else here just absolutely loathe hags? Just me? They always have some shit to say or do that I don’t like. It genuinely pisses me off. GODS they make me so mad. I wish our party wasn’t battered to hell so they could kill these fools. Oh well, a few stolen memories aren’t the worst thing. Also the way it is described isn’t how memories work..I’m not going to go on a tangent here. Max He...

So we’ve got the wand! Now we just need to find out the rest of the clues and then do this Arcane Octad! All before Auril can get down here! Also before Avarice figures it out as well. No biggie! If anyone can do it, it’s our heroes! I wonder what this woman encased in ice is all about though? Very intriguing, wouldn’t you say Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat (if you have made it thi...

These steps are pretty confusing to me. Why would the people of Ythryn design a system like this? Or maybe it’s the nature of the magic that requires it? I’m not certain, but it’s too much. I’d have stopped once I found out there were eight steps to this thing. I guess that’s why I’m not part of this group, right Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat. (Also, if you read this description l...

Not these things again! Who designed these creatures?! Whoever did needs to be smote. I hope it was Auril, because she needs to be smote anyway. Hopefully our heroes make it out of this situation so they can actually fight her. Also I figured she’d be here by now, what gives? Very weird how empty this city seems to be. Right, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Well we’ve finally made it to Ythryn and I’m feeling a bit sad. At least Bastion got some form of closure. I hope he can find some kind of life after this adventure. What say you, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Wow, a lot happened last time. I can understand if you need a little breather. Why not read this description to ease your mind? Reading something from a friendly perspective can help, or so I’ve been told. I think Logic did the right thing. I don’t think our heroes had a fight in them. It would have been hard fought, and they would have lost. It couldn’t have been avoided. Also those Nothic were v...

Okay so those guys came out of nowhere. Maybe they’ll know where the hostages are? I hope we can find them soon. I worry for poor little Toe’s life. He’s truly the best of us, wouldn’t you agree Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Oh, so Bastion is like GETTING his memories back. That’s good…I hope. What if we find out Bastion’s master was actually evil? Or Bastion is some kind of time bomb? I’m not sure I like this dungeon anymore. Max Hedman, can you please play me something to soothe my soul? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

What a nasty, nasty vampire. Good thing our Bastion had sunlight! It truly came in clutch. It’s almost like he was made for this dungeon..which would be impossible. What do you mean this is where he’s from? Oh man, this must be a blast from the past for him. You got any songs to go with that, Max Hedman? Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.