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Well, it's over. Another hetero couple can celebrate love, and against ALL odds some might say. It's down the the final two gals and it's time we give credit where credit is due. Every season when Jesse has to say "this is most insane finale ever, you will NEVER believe it!" it's usually a crock. This finale? What a rollercoaster of events and women's empowerment! These women? Empowered. We have l...

It's the best episode of every reality show ever!!!! The reunion! These women truly do tell all. Maria says a lot but, according to the live audience (and us), it's welcomed. The women reunite to rehash the collection of mostly unnecessary and dumb drama like not being old at 31 and throwing the word "bully" around without actually knowing the definition. Some of the women experience consequences...

Who's ready for f*ck week!!!! It's top 3 and we're in Tulum! Is there a Vedanta in Tulum? It would appear not... This week, it's fantasy suites and these girls are ready to get hot 'n heavy without gentle sweet baby angel, Joey. It's a slog this week, we won't lie. HOWEVER, what is NOT a slog is Leslie being the most iconic doubt seed planter we've ever seen. Are you confident? Well, you shouldn't...

Joel is a jet setter this week, so Jess and Thomas take the mic! It's hometowns! How many fun Middle American towns can we see in one episode? Let's find out. Kelsey A brings Joey to NoLa first to meet her family and Thomas gets misty for her charming dad. Those eyes? Help. Daisy takes Joey directly onto the set of a Hallmark movie with her family's Christmas tree farm and intro to eve...

It's just the boys again this week and we are in Jasper!! It's really down to the wire now with 6 girls left! When did that happen? Heading into hometowns it's serious gals only! Joey doles out the rounds of SECOND 1 on 1's to Daisy and Kelsey A, and the remaining four girls miserably slog through the last group date of the season. Daisy is blessed with the FIRST and seemingly ONLY...

This week we are SUPERSIZED! It's a double ep, y'all! We travel super internationally from Malta to Spain and most importantly to Canada! The girls are dropping like flies with a combo of three rose ceremonies in two episodes, one self elim, and one humiliating group date departure. I would say "you hate to see it" but we truly are so pleased. The villains have been slain by the...

Our glowing Jess is back to round out the trio! The girls head to Malta to meet Joey on the first leg of the international part of the trip! Where's Malta you ask? Your guess is as good as ours. Lexie gets the 1-on-1 and as expected, slays both the date and Joey. Definitely a front-runner. The group date is the biggest piece of confusing LARP/European war cosplay we've ever seen, but power...

Our King Babygirl is at it again! This week, it's just the boys and, as usual, it's a fight for who talks more about these divas. We're officially in the thick of the show AND this week is our last week of "who is she?" so you know it's getting good. It's the war of the century between the delusional queen, Sydney, and the literal queen of the universe, Maria. We'...

The rollercoaster continues! We're almost to the point where we know everyone's name, but not quite there. That girl in the centre to the left? Never seen her a day in my life! The girls have moved into the mansion and the dates start! Who get's the first 1 on 1 but America's SWEETHEART (key word being America's and not ours) but who couldn't love a pretty blonde girl who w...

We are SO back, baby. Your favourite bestie trio return to the HOT mic to talk about the most babygirl bachelor we have ever had? Joey meets 32 women and kisses QUITE a few. We get to meet these ladies, and boy oh boy do we get some first impressions. Jess welcomes in a new namesake to the fold. How does she stand up next to Bird Bones? You'll just have to listen to find out! A fantastic start...

So, what now? No more beach? No more sun? No more crying? What will we do for 6 weeks? Jess leaves Joel and Thomas this week to helm the finale themselves and with the unintentional pride party style, there's no complaints from them! It's the final days on the beach, and TRULY who would have guessed Eliza & Aaron + Kat & John Henry would be the last two couples? NOT US. The singles...

Well, it's (almost) over. Gerry has chosen his woman and nobody is surprised. The Hollywood Reporter published and articale painting him in a darker light and nobody is surprised. Rachel get's humiliated and nobody is surprised. WHAT A WEEK!! We say this every time but truly what a f*cking week. In a heart-wrenching, skin crawling, and major cringe inducing episode, we see Gerry really fum...

Happy f*ck week! It's fantasy suite time for our good old Golden Bach Boy, Gerry, and we finally get to travel overseas! Welcome to Costa Rica! Talk about knowing your demo... Leslie and Theresa continue to showcase how they're both perfect for Gerry in their own unique ways, and Theresa finally comes off as a chill gal. Thomas couldn't be happier. Clock that instagram shop two-piece p...

We have crested the hill which is the final stretch of our season! This week, the golden ladies tell all, but mostly all about Susan's gas. We get a few hot seats with two of the most impactful losses, and Gerry shows up looking so incredibly melancholic. We couldn't believe it. Also it's time to celebrate the ONLY trip this season. See you next week in Costa Rica! At the beach, Corpse...

We really are seated for a roller coaster this season. In what would seem to be some of the most boring episodes of the season, our fabulous trio of hosts seem to talk.. the most? Of any episode? Figure that one out. In Gerry's world we're at Hometowns! How many grand kids can be produced to ask a stranger if he's in love with their grandma? We see Faith for who she really is, a horseg...

I know we say this every week, BUT... What. A. Week. Jess returns to round out the trio this week! The axe continues to drop HARD on Golden Bach as Gerry tearfully sends three women home leaving only THREE left for hometowns/fantasy suites/Gerry's hometowns. Faith gets a once in a lifetime 1 on 1 in a helicopter, in a hot tub, and on a yacht. We couldn't be more jealous. The rest of the la...

Well well well! Look what happens when you change your mind on Brayden. Karma delivers! This week, it's just the gays to breakdown what has become the most explosive episode of Paradise this season! Gerry's up first and his gaggle of gals are not as limbered up as they should have been for what could be the most intense sports tournament Bachelor Nation has ever seen - pickleball. These wo...

What a week! These grannies are finally bringing the heat! Joel returns to round out the fab trio and we couldn't be happier. Gerry continues to thin the herd by putting these women up for a talent show supported by what is probably the largest audience for anything in Bachelor nation. These poor women. We get standouts, and our winner of the dinner is Joan! GORGEOUS STUNNING JOAN! Alas, it is...

It's a solemn week this week. Our shining and radiant podcast trio is down to two as Joel has contracted some sort of plague. Fear not as Jess and Thomas are there to pick up the slack! This week, Gerry takes our gal Theresa on a date to a retro 50's diner we're SURE bring back very real memories for both of them. Theresa wants to learn Italian to go travel Italy and Gerry is into it a...

We. Are. So. Back!! Jess, Joel, and Thomas are seated and READY to celebrate old people in love.. and also young people in love.. triangles. We have TWO shows to follow up on every week. It's work.. but we got y'all. This week we welcome Gerry as our first Golden Bachelor, along with DROVES of gorgeous iconic women over 50. Do we all believe in love again because of this show? Hopefully. B...

We did it, Joe. In a not-at-all-surprising finale, Charity has got her man AND the clarity she needed. What a (short) ride it has been for us. One International Trip for love, one new Bachelor, and one humiliated white girl (we pray for the girl who wasn't Leia). We are FED this week! Charity shows us exactly what she was like when she was a teenager with her mom. The BiP preview? OBSESSED. Jo...

Were we surprised? That Big Loser Boy got most of the screen time? Jess is back this week to round out the trio for Tell All! In a mostly uneventful night, Jesse Palmer seems to show the most personality we've ever seen. Does it mean we accept him into the fold? Absolutely not. Ted Bundy makes a jump scare appearance in the back row and sitting next to him is a man you couldn't convince us...

It's your favourite gay boy duo this week!! Jess is away so Joel and Thomas helm the podcast for you all. If you like talking at 150 words per second and gay shrieking, you're in luck. We're in Fiji!!! OUR FIRST INTERNATIONAL TRIP. AT THE END OF THE SEASON. Charity is not one to cheap out on! It's sex week! As we so lovingly refer to it, and 2/3 boys absolutely nail it.. literally....

This week on American Truck Simulator we travel ALL over the Great 50! Could we be more sick of the USA? Hometowns week! Charity has four fabulous families to meet and impress and we know she will absolutely SLAY. She delivers every week. Four hometowns means at LEAST four new lewks and Charity absolutely NAILS the fits for these family intros. Whose family offered a Nigerian wedding? Whose family...

Pre-Hometown week!! Dominatrix Charity really going strong this week. Queen of edging. We're in NoLa this week! AND WE SEE THEM EAT. ON CAMERA. Can you believe it? We get repeat 1 on 1's, Aaron meltdowns, Sean meltdowns, and a calm, cool, collected Tanner. What a legend. Charity pulls out some show-stopping looks, and she and Dotun truly already just look like a couple so in love. We love...