Mad at the Internet

DSP starts doing cameos, Vivek Ramaswamy drags the entire Republican Party into the Ganges with him, OnlyUseMeBlade has a footless scootypuff adventure in Los Vegas, and Ethan Klein cheats on his wife.

Elon Musk reveals flying cars, LowTierGod reads a bedtime story, Trump ruins everyone's fun by canceling the first public execution since the 1800s, Thots throw dogs, and Ethan Ralph starts doing food reviews.

People goon out over Draco Malfoid, Cog starts a Lego Youtube Channel, Furaffinity gets debunked, another blow to H1-B, DSP continues to be be bad at games and someone interviews Patrick Tomlinson.

A crazy Canadian and a drunk Florida judge strip an American patriot of his rights, the FBI gets hacked, Netanyahu mentions Hasan, Melony Mac ditches Quarter Pounder, and Clavicular gets arrested again.

An aspiring young Minecraft YouTuber spends $119,000 on his father's company credit card to become an eceleb, South Park jumps the shark again, Xi gets hospitalized from eating Indian food, the fall of PewDiePie, and Keffals takes Shrooms.

A southeast asian implodes the Delta Rune fandom, remembering 9/11, investigating degenerate low IQ languages, Kash Patel tries to have FBI agents brigade a post on twitter, and Hasan Piker gets a visit of ZALGO.

Being denied an X Bank Account, winning in court against Liz Fong Jones, the FED releases some video games, Boogie and EDP have a chat, Milo Yiannopoulous gets deported and LowTierGod hits a new low.

The United States is inendated with Flock Cameras that monitor you 24/7, GTA6 leak hacker loses traction, Chantal gains weight on Ozempic and returns to Syria, The Quartering lies about his dog to sell coffee, and Chris O'Neill (Oneyplays) gets snaked by a supposed ex-girlfriend.

Updates on the forum while away, a gay black British professor self sudokus after being found out a fraud, Indians leak GTA 6, Elaine Miller and her doxing friends break up, DSP opens more Pokemon cards, Mr. Obvious goes ape, IDUBBBZ refuses to denounce Redditors, and Chris Hanson gets banned from Roblox.

Companies fight over the Backrooms IP, Tim Walz protects a chomo, sperm racing, Jet Neptune gets cancelled (again), Clavicular hangs out with Netanyahu, Alex Rosen says the gamer word, Onision returns, Chibi Reviews doxes himself, and Gabe Hoffman goes after Ralph again.

DSP shows off his pogeyman cards, Clavicular and Chud the Builder have a gay-off, Spooney's stalker shoots her shot, and Ethan Ralph has more women problems.

The PM of England resigns, 67 Chicken Nugget lawsuit, England literally melts, a female police officer shoots a rabbi, Chud the Builder has a secret gay lover, Bryan Dunn goes of a flagging spree, Philosophy Tube gets written out of Game of Thrones, and Ethan Ralph eats some Tuna.

King of /pol/ gets caught red handed, we remember June-teenth, Oliver Tree dies, Ralph gets felted by Scarlet, Jack Scalfani spergs out, Short Fat Otaku wants blood in the streets, and a Jewish woman makes fun of the half a million rape victims in England.

Karmelo Anthony is the latest dindu-nuffin who stabbed Austin Metcalf at a track meet, Alex Rosen helps female officer arrest a fat diddler, Pearl Davis visits church for the first time in her life, Gooseworx gets a thread, Elijah Schaffer gets caught with his pants down, and Ralph launches his own version of Kiwifarms, with blackjack and hookers.

The black community discovers the joys of owning a small business, The Amazing Digital Circus hits the big screen, a British youth named Henry Novak gets killed by a "religious knife", Hasan goes to a protest and get heckled, Nick Rekieta gets in a car accident, and Ethan Ralph has more woman problems.

Settling for Sifu in a post-Bossman existence, Destiny's fans turn on him, Anisa eats a pickle, Hasan's Cuba trip pays off.

Candace Owens interviews Hunter Biden, BIG N*GG* BURGER, "Pear"-adise is discovered, Clavicular gets brutally mogged by a Florida Judge, Linus talks about his relationship with F1NNST3R, and Patrick Tomlinson builds an illegal second story deck child.

Chud the Builder gets arrested, Elijah Schaffer continues to spiral, and Jeremy Hambly implodes.

Alex Rosen and Jidion catch a looksmaxing diddler, Laura Loomer and Anna Kasperian beef, and Chibi Reviews copes after a loli Vtuber gets arrested.

The difference between humans and chimps, the fall of Talking Head Alt-Lite, the Rise of Will Stancil terrorism, discipline, facelifts, pushing old ladies down stairs, beating redditors, running a mafia organization, and keeping your hands off ChibiReview's 5000 year old anime girlfriend.

Telling on yourself, Indian on Indian violence, Pragmata, Synthetic flags, aborting transgender babies, Chibi's loli problems, Somali gets sentenced to dungeon, Bossman in the pickle suit, and Jeremy Hambly decides it's time for total war against the Kino Casino.

I spend 15 minutes blackpilled over taxes before finding my spark of joy again with Jeremy's Win/Win proposal.

Houston wishes you a happy seasonal celebration weekend, the FTC wags their finger vigorously, whitey on the moon, UK stops policing lawful speech, wogglebuglover says: let's all love Woggle-bug!, an HRT-soaked settlement offer, the UK finally arrests a terrorist and then apologizes for it, and Ethan Ralph chases his true love.

Hitting all your goals, AI generated queerness, Clavicular is shooting at drones and alligators, bathtub pharmaceuticals, pooning out in court, revenge of the felted imp, graf's girlfriend, Tomlinson's lawsuit, Greer in the Burger King parking lot, Ralph moves on and Mersh stays behind.

Ralph swings at JFG and hits himself, Scarlett doesn't know what a gunt is, a Ralph-Scarlett blowjob tape is allegedly in the edit bay, Chantal gets remonetized and does the unspeakable on Kick, Styx has a stroke, Clavicular meets his biggest fan, Twitter will let you block Indians, down syndrome drag queens, and a second Duggar falls.