Mad at the Internet

Ralph gets a blowjob on a hot mic, drives around drunk with Scarlett, cycles back to jail and straight back to her, threatens a sextape, Mintsalad does a Q&A about Riley's micropenis and ninja sword assault, Hambly wants to bang troons, Digibro gets arrested, Chantal sharts on the scootypuff, Trump endorses Jake Paul for office, and Nintendo sues the government.

Trump declares Claude a supply-chain risk, boner bears, Thai ladyboy does a dirty job, Tyler Oliveira booted from Patreon, British children are terrorists, California age gates calculators, fires in Texas, the Turkey Tom retraction, Chantal's hallway duck, iDubbbz cries, Gooseworx inflates something, Fatrick builds a mocktail app, Jet Neptroon is on Ozempic, ShortFatOtaku's 20-year revenge fantasy...

Sven Stoffels joins to discuss Butch Killigan 3, then: McDonald's Germany advertises non-halal food to Muslims for Ramadan, Square wants to buy PayPal, your new AI companion has pronouns, AI Homer Simpson songs poison Soulseek, California pushes more age verification, West Virginia and Kentucky want to open the Department of Sick-Ass Machine Guns, Chantal slowly began to hate them, Ana Kasparian n...

Three days late and one cripple short, Prince Andrew gets arrested, Highguard's Chinese funding and DEI problems, an AI agent writes a hit piece on its own developer, Wikipedia blacklists Archive.today, the Rhode Island hockey rink shooter is a trooner, Dylan Mulvaney butchers Broadway, Gooseworx crashes out over Digital Circus, Chris Chan gets kicked from a convention, Chantal's scooter dies mid-...

Dankula meets up with the meth-smoking 4chan e-girl, Kim Jong Un picks his teenage daughter, Highguard didn't flop (but the studio did), Discord wants your face, why is Gen Z is getting dumber, the Olympic boxer finally admits it, iDubbbz becomes a VTuber, Clavicular gets arrested, DSP calls Wings, BossmanJack bets on the Patriots, and a Reddit moderator's missing girlfriend turns out to be an Ind...

The Turkey Tom situation has not necessarily developed in the BPD girls's favor, 13 years of CWCki Forums, Rosa Parks in Minecraft, Phase Connect, Kaminari Clara, Nikki beats Styx around, Amos Yee awaits deportation, Elijah Schaffer and Sarah Stock lose their mind, and Ethan Ralph fell in love with the porn star.

Total Balldo Victory, Linus's two tickets to paradise, Yaniv is homeless, Kirtaner is still in jail, Shondo's pact, Andrew Tate disavows the boys, and Bossman saves the day.

the turkey tom situation is crazy, I really don't like this commentary guy's face, chantal gets a scootypuff, blowblax looks like nick bate, Russell Greer on the move, DSP uses a big black shaft in the behind (twice), Patrick S. Tomlinson is informed that not everything is about him, and a bunch of gay guys go clubbing.

Katie and Turkey Tom's ex-girlfriend going by "Sacramento" discuss their experience with him.

Charlie says: don't generate strangers naked, don't get smushed into goop by elephants, don't go into debates after a lobotomy, don't wear a dress, don't go nuclear, don't hurt people in foreign countries, and don't trust that cute girl with the the choker.

PPP joins me to discuss Vivek Ramaswamy and the New Canadians.

Lolcows of the Year announced, I continue to very much dislike Vivek Ramaswamy, Keemstar becomes the worst person on the Internet, and Patrick S. Tomlinson has a few things to say about ICE.

One man's general unlikeability has driven me to an extreme I'd never have anticipated in my life: voting. Three weeks of back coverage: Hambly's "Help Me", the return of 2x Pimpy 3x Bape, Shondo divorces you, Anisa gets no Christmas gifts, and the people-of-gender are up to no good still.

The nominees for Lolcow of the Year 2026, and a lookback 2025's predictions.

DHS kicks out Europeans, the governments of the world crack down on freedom, the future of ads, Christmas cheer, being not good enough to help porn sites, Jess Zhang is fat, Clavicular points a gun, Russell Greer's new show, five hotdogs for dinner tonight, Nick Fuentes, and I try to understand black culture.

Roy Philipose objects to having made himself my slave voluntarily, Old Bay retvrns, Tim Waltz is a retard, YouTube can ignore federal courts, Dong Long Gone gives up, PWR meets a girl, Riley and Mint break up, Linus and Styx join the forum.

Refugees welcome, Malicious Touts of Kabuchiko, Vivek's stinky school plans, Adolf Hitler wins re-election, Poojeeta's roster of white boys, a long way down, Ang Vondra's comic, Amberlynn's dead career, Creeperman90's thread, Turkey Beef, Karl Kassandra loses Russell, Amos Yee in ICE Camp 3, Russell Greer's prostitute, and Vicker's new lawsuit.

The quest to V100 max, my tongue, Kiwi Gold, Based in Ireland, furries living in fear, Reduxx authors sued by Taiwanese troons, f1nn5ter thinks he's a hero, ROBLOX CEO chimps, Wikipedia co-founder chimps, LTG chucks his cat, and angloid suffering.

Going mainstream with Alexa, Tyler Oliveira and the Poop Festival, Chantal's drama, Anne Marie Bompart is going to beat me up, Ana Valens is CENSORED!!!, Rev's lolicon game, Grace Thorp gets assaulted, Metokur gets a diagnosis, Hasan goes to China, and Ralph's prostitute.

A deep dive into the gorl world, CommonFilth, the shape of that man's skull, Haliburton, misandry in the VTuber community, LegalMindset's ick, and Ethan Ralph's son calls Mersh daddy.

Francis E. Dec, Esquire stood alone against a world-wide open secret: that all of society was top-down controlled by a Computer God, an ancient experiment by his ancestors gone awry. Dec, having been forced into jobless poverty for being immune to mind control, spent the last decades of his life typewriting and mailing out rants which attempted to inform the population of their Frankenstein-like e...

It do be like that, CS2's economy takes a tumble, Drew DeVault tries canceling dark enlightenment, Trump celebrates Diwali, EBT payments at risk, Oneidus's filing, VTuber puppet house, Shane Nokes's grand appearance, Ana Kasperian says hi, Hambly sells tires, Hasan takes the blackpill, and Ralph breaks up.

Cubfurs on frontpage, Captive Dreamer is angry at us, Hasan's situation develops, Legal Mindset tries crack, Ethan Ralph gets with the dagger, and the Anglicans schism.

Kentucky v. ROBLOX, Mafia 3's time is now, Hasan shocks his dog, Hila squares that circle, Garfield takes down the farm, Keffals's the chungus, YMS's bad week, PPP's directorial debut, H3 sues jannies, Ralph shows off his new dagger, and we review some apologies.

Transgender Woman duets with Aboriginal Elders, the Government shuts down, 11 herbs and spices, TF2's slur scoreboard, iDubbbz has a birthday, Lord Miles pulls a dug, JFG's new ex, and Bossman takes a phone call.