Grimewave

Sean, Bill, Dan, and Aaron (with cameos from Kelly) talk about: lots of things. Then we do North Shore Bingo. Bad food place times. Calling out hypocritical drunks. Shit goes off the rails for a while. Aaron's choose your own also goes to hell, badly. I'm tired. I dont' wanna type. Just listen. He friggin dies. RIP Aaron

Tyler and Morgan join Mike and Bill for some talks about: Feral bears. Dark liquor. Voicemails asking what D&D class we'd be. A trilogy of voicemails about keeping your butthole clean (good advice here for anyone who doesn't wipe). Letting people pay to tickle your feet. Nipples, and all about them. Weed nipples. Selling drugs on dating apps. Moustaches. Sean joins. Giants doing dope. Amish dope....

Little talks Sean, Jerry, Bill, Girard, and Kelly had before the D&D session. Catching up with everyone. Sean's in a good mood and no one is feeling better than him. Sean admits he loves a show no one would expect from him. Kelly rejoices, a lot. Doing school projects on drugs and rappers. The most Boston video ever. Casino talk.

The boys are joined by their fantastic DM Girard to play D&D again. We pick back up outside of the Square One Mall and this episode sees it all: children getting run over and beaten to death with baseball bats, Rollerworld, a brawl at Prince Pizza, adults giving children drugs, a round of Mortal Kombat, trading cigs for stuff, purse pills, and more!

Episode opens with Mike and Bill talking to Nunzio again. Mike gets spiritual on benzos. Talkin pho. A voicemail caller lets us know they're upset with us. Dan's voicemail abuses our platform for potential personal gain (he has since found what he needed). Moshing problems and we find out who the Gallagher(s) of hardcore are. Time travel flicks and plot twists (spoilers for old movies). The group...

Mike, Bill, Blanco, and Sean are joined by Mike from a band you can find the name of if you listen to the damn episode for at least two minutes. We talk about: wine drunks, Shudder, cleaning ice off your car, some absolutely rotten ice related tomfoolery, Sean enters late, how do u hold yr peepee, road rage stories, voicemails, we get ultimately petty and judge strip clubs, we then read some absol...

This is its own little episode because its long and would have made episode 32 over 2 hours, also because it gets kind of nasty. Pete, Mike, Bill and Sean do some stealthy swapping back and forth from Chicken Soup for the Soul stories to cornerstore smut readers. Its vile. We are not responsible for what you hear.

Kelly, Mike, and Bill are joined by the shows original co-host Pete! We talk: Jackie Chan, cool 'fits as kids, teletubbies, asmr, faking finishing, the Beatles/Beach Boys, firework stories, XXXXL nips, brain nutting, squirting (not Dan), squirting (Dan). Kelly then transforms into Sean with no explanation and then Pete gets the survey.

A Grimewave voicemail legend joins Mike, Jerry, Bill, and Sean to talk about: old AOL/AIM screen names. The current AOL userbase. Are You Afraid of the Dark. We give some advice. Boot talk. Fluid Show saves the voicemail cause Bill's an idiot. Medford and Sons. Doom fanfic. Goku & Anne Frank: Until the End of Time. We then do a roundtable goober ass survey from some ish Bill googled that leads to...

This is an episode that was lost 3 and a half months ago and was found when Kelly put on one of Bill's flannels in the pocket. This was the day after Thanksgiving with Sean, Kelly, Mike, Bill, and Dan. Bill tells an angry story about a handicapped person preventing him from shitting. Mike tells us a cautionary tale of not spending 9 hours at a strip club. Mike watches a birthday video. Asia gets a...

Jerry, Sean, Mike, and Bill all had a good week so there's dubs all around. We talk arson. Candles we don't want to smell. Googling "child skull" and looking at the mouth (go do it). Dentristry and how barbaric it is. We obviously end up talking about poop. Do not poo in the pee troth. We read Chicken Soup about teens kissing horses, teens trying to save future serial killers for jesus, horse girl...

Our friend Square One Mall Goth returns to DM us for quite possibly the greatest homebrew we've ever played of D&D. Taking place at a local mall, and loosely following the plotline of The Warriors, tune in for: salvia, drug rugs, Nextels, getting girls numbers, Pretzel Time, samurai ideation, pencil claws of the gods, and an absolutely alarming number of murders committed by 13 year olds.

WARNING: If you can't stomach terribly written porn stories, stop listening after the voicemail segment. Its vile, awful, and hilarious. Fro joins Mike, Bill, Dan, and later Sean (who was busy PAWG-watching). Kelly hops on to make everyone do drugs immediately while we're recording. Memories of Jerry Springer attendance and how its kind of like church. We listen to voicemails and Dan decides he wa...

Death Metal Marty joins Bill, Sean, Mike, Jerry, and Blanco to talk about cartoon characters in their 30s, and what drugs they're on. We talk formative music for us and realize the generational gap in some hosts. We read our spam email folders. Mike is known to say sentences that no human has ever said before.. well here Mike says an entire TED talk worth of things no ones said before when he educ...

This episode is Sean, Jerry, Bill, and Kelly. It opens up to just a cacophony of post weed smoke coughing fits with someone proclaiming how hard Las Vegas weed hits, which means that Martha and Brittany from But First Lets Talk Nerdy are here! We talk about scams that got us nudes. Ginger dunce caps. Letter placement breaks Jerry. Happy birthday to Luca and Brit this episode! Kelly renames Blanco...

Gus aka Ok Dock joins Mike, Jerry, Sean and Bill this week. Jerry predicts that this episode was gonna air in December by going right into battle about Christmas movies. We hear some voicemails, one about the crime rate in Lynn that sets Sean off. Candles. THE HONEY MAN... We hear the absolutely riveting story of this legendary degenerate which leads to just tales of characters in retail/food jobs...

Local historian Sean (not our Sean) of many a heavy band joins Aaron, Mike and Bill for tales of hardcore show shenanigans, south shore folklore, the nitrous industry, and vampire movies. We then get into some South Shore vs North Shore as curated by Aaron, which just ends up in more stories. While doing so we hear the harrowing tale of an actual fcking jelly fish thrown at someone.