Glaswegians Anonymous

Darren and Gary are back for Episode 58 of Glaswegians Anonymous, and it’s absolute chaos from start to finish. Following on from the massive high of Gary’s SEC gig, the boys get right down to the important issues—like whether or not Jeff Bezos is dealing in holy water. From 90s school nostalgia to mapping out the ultimate Glasgow food tour, the boys cover all bases this week. In this episode, the...

Darren Connell and Gary Faulds are back for Episode 57, and this week’s chat goes everywhere from Hollywood crushes to handling gig complaints. Gary opens up about the heartfelt feedback he’s received since discussing his dad's passing, and the boys break down their future travel plans and tattoo choices. In this episode, we cover: Tattoos & Thirst Traps: Darren shows off his new ink and l...

Gary and Darren are back for another brilliantly chaotic week. From existential dread to wildlife combat, Episode 56 goes completely off the rails. The boys are gearing up for an upcoming show up in Stornoway, which means Darren is already panicking about surviving the tiny plane ride—though he is finally getting to visit his bucket list beach (with a serious twist).Meanwhile, Gary gets shockingly...

Gary Faulds and Darren Connell are back in the studio for Episode 55, bringing the usual chaos, questionable life choices, and top-tier Glasgow patter. This week, we debrief on Darren's special and find out what his next moves are, while Gary explains why he’s turned up wearing his dad's brown brogues. From obscure movie references nobody understands to Darren’s hunt for a "Japanese guzzler," this...

Welcome back to another episode of Glaswegians Anonymous! This week, Darren and Gary are going full doomsday prep, but with a distinctly Glasgow twist. From surviving the apocalypse to questionable herbal medicine, the lads are tackling the heavy-hitting issues. In this episode, we cover: Nuclear Glasgow: Gary gives his ultimate survival guide for a nuclear bomb hitting the city (and explains exac...

Gary Faulds and Darren Connell are back for Episode 53, bringing the usual chaotic mix of Glasgow banter, football debates, and highly questionable life choices. This week, Gary tries his best to stay humble about Rangers winning, while the boys discuss Oasis playing Celtic Park and whether Darren would ever set foot in Ibrox for a gig. We also dive into some deep movie analysis as Gary tries to f...

Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Glaswegians Anonymous! This week, Darren and Gary are diving headfirst into the madness with some of the most unhinged chat and revelations yet. From royal intruders to unexpected family trees, nothing is off limits. In this episode, the boys get into: The Ultimate Question: Would Gary pump Darren? True Crime Confessions: Who takes the top spot as their f...

The boys are back! After a brief (and dramatic) break up, Darren and Gary have reunited because, let’s be honest, ending the podcast at the Edinburgh Fringe live show would have been far too embarrassing. In this chaotic 51st episode, the lads recap their Fringe live show and cover everything from morning TV nostalgia to international terrorism. September is officially here, which means Gary is th...

Welcome to a massive milestone—Episode 50 of Glaswegians Anonymous! We’ve hit the big five-0, and the patter is as chaotic as ever. As you can probably guess from the title, "Every Fart's a Fear", we're in top form this week. We kick things off with Gary issuing a formal (well, sort of) apology for his ADHD completely taking over the "Two Diddies" episode. With the 2026...

Welcome back to another absolute belter of an episode! This week on Glaswegians Anonymous, Darren is joined by the absolute legends themselves, The Two Diddies. Fair warning: the energy in this room is completely off the charts. Get ready for a massive catch-up packed with pure chaos, heavy banter, and an ending you won't want to miss. 🎙️ In This Episode, We Cover: The Origin Story: How the bo...

Gary and Darren are back in the hot seats for Episode 48, bringing you another essential dose of top-tier Glasgow banter and completely unsolicited opinions. This week, the boys dive into the usual rundown of the week’s madness, get derailed by a few guaranteed tangents, and finally explain the hilarious (and slightly concerning) context behind this week's belter of an episode title, "If scant you...

The lost Patreon tape from May has finally escaped the vault! Because Producer Paul absolutely fucked the schedule and went on holiday, we are dropping this absolute madness into the main feed. If you think the standard episodes are wild, the Patreon specials are on a completely different level of mental. In this episode: * The ultimate audio mix-up: Darren explains how he accidentally watched foo...

Lock in for a massive episode as the boys sit down with Glasgow’s own DJ and comedian, Mikey Motion, for a wild, hilarious, and unexpectedly deep conversation that covers absolutely everything. Things kick off with some utterly chaotic takes as Mikey drops a bold, highly controversial claim about putting Indian curry on pizzas (yes, really). From there, the filters are completely off as the guys d...

Live from a packed-out SEC Glasgow! The boys are taking the stage for our biggest, wildest live show yet, and we are joined by the absolute legend that is Kevin Brannigan (AKA the one and only Big Angie)! We’re diving deep into the chaos right from the curtain-raiser. Darren kicks things off by finally breaking his legendary 8-month dry spell the literal night before the show (pleasure responsibly...

The big news is finally out, people! Darren and Gary are officially moving in together. What could possibly go wrong? Darren’s already planning on installing surveillance, so we’re placing bets now on who completely cracks up first. Before the domestic bliss (or chaos) begins, the boys are tackling the hard-hitting issues: * Glasgow's New Look: Why we need to bin the current city layout and ju...

🚨 THE BIG ONE IS ALMOST HERE! 🚨The boys are back and desperation has officially set in. We need absolutely every single one of you to buy tickets to the SECOND live show in Glasgow on June 20th. Seriously. Buy a ticket, or Darren might actually push the big red button. In this episode, the lads attempt the impossible: trying to formulate a "family-friendly" podcast. Naturally, that imm...

In this week's episode, the boys trade the familiar cobbles of Glasgow for a chaotic "jolly" down to Liverpool. From getting unceremoniously rejected by a local Vietnamese restaurant to debating the finer points of restaurant etiquette, it’s a masterclass in how not to be a tourist. This week’s madness includes: Liverpool Diaries: A deep dive into the travel experience (and the uniqu...

The boys are back in the Studio for a chaotic catch-up! This week, the conversation takes a turn into the absurd as Gary reveals he’s back on the Mounjaro journey—and we’re not just talking about the weight loss. Somehow, the chat spirals from pharmacy visits to the baffling discovery that Asda is now effectively a medical hub. Also on the agenda: summer holiday planning. From the stress of bookin...

In this week’s episode of Glaswegians Anonymous, the boys are back to dissect the chaotic reality of modern travel and the even more questionable state of modern intimacy. Gary takes us through his recent Venetian escape, including the humbling experience of navigating the hostel scene—and shares his plans for his upcoming Swedish expedition. Meanwhile, the drama continues on home soil as we final...

Welcome back to another chaotic hour with the Glaswegians Anonymous crew. This week, the ego is high, the history is deep, and the "patter" is as sharp as a broken bottle of Buckfast. Muscle, Fame, and The Barras We kick things off with Darren, who has clearly been spending more time at the gym than the pub lately. He’s officially declaring himself a "beefcake," though the rest...

Welcome back to another chaotic installment of Glaswegians Anonymous . This week, the boys are balancing local stardom with existential dread, questionable dietary choices, and some very sketchy political ambitions. Gig News & Inky Bets Gary is heading up to Aberdeen , and the stakes are high. He’s officially pledged that if he sells out the gig, he’s getting an Aberdeen tattoo. Will he follow...

Buckle up, because Episode 36 of Glaswegians Anonymous goes off the rails faster than a shopping trolley in the Clyde. We started this session with the best of intentions, aiming for a civilized chat about summer holidays—sun, sand, and the inevitable Scottish sunburn. But, true to form, the conversation didn't stay "civilized" for long. What began as travel tips quickly descended into absolute, u...

Welcome back to another episode of Glaswegians Anonymous! In Episode 35, the mood swings from absolute buzzing excitement to some heavy, deep-seated chat. We’re covering everything from finally getting our hands on the gear to what happens when the lights go out. In this episode: • The Merch is HERE! 👕 Darren is absolutely over the moon because we’ve finally launched the official GA merch. We tal...

Buckle up, because Episode 34 is a pure rocket ship of nonsense. This week, the Glaswegians Anonymous crew are tackling everything from the local chippy to the lunar surface. We’re asking the big questions: Is Trump actually losing it? Can you claim disability if you're living in zero gravity? And exactly how far is Gary willing to go for a free meal? Inside This Episode: • Culinary Crimes: We...

The sun has finally made a guest appearance in Glasgow, which means two things: everyone is suddenly "taps aff" at Glasgow Green, and the unsolicited commentary is at an all-time high. In this episode, the gang gets into the grit of surviving a Scottish summer while navigating the unwanted gaze and the internal battle of body shame. The Heatwave & The HustleWe kick things off with a...