Dice Funk - D&D Comedy

What dark secrets could be hidden in Old Valentine? The answers will be written in blood.   Frank Westerly distracts a drone. Lenora Desmond employs beguiling defenses. Reese Hickenbottom gets knife punched. Rene Eddi unmasks a monster.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @ski...

Negotiations are over. Team Loser makes their peace, before making their final move.   Frank Westerly stages a playground brawl. Lenora Desmond spearheads an initiative. Reese Hickenbottom records a vlog. Rene Eddi seeks divine knowledge.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @s...

A beating becomes a brawl in the server room of Sharp Investments. If their foe escapes, bloody civil war will descend on Valentine.   Frank Westerly casts unconditional removal. Lenora Desmond goes on a cake date. Reese Hickenbottom channels art, itself. Rene Eddi takes a hostage.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan:...

The art gallery gets heisted, the Valentine Devil mystery gets solved, and an endgame decision becomes clear.   Frank Westerly makes a toast. Lenora Desmond pumps up the party. Reese Hickenbottom poaches an employee. Rene Eddi hands over his guns.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schi...

Time for a showdown in the streets of North Valentine! Will the clash reveal the machinations behind the Devil's theft and kidnapping?   Frank Westerly reads an academic paper. Lenora Desmond employs car fu. Reese Hickenbottom meets the press. Rene Eddi keeps handing out business cards.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Mor...

Step 1: Stop the Valentine Devil Step 2: Find Solomon Luna Step 3: ??? Step 4: REVOLUTION   Frank Westerly loses his butt. Lenora Desmond has weird blood. Reese Hickenbottom breaks bad news. Rene Eddi power slides, guns drawn.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic  ...

Who is The Valentine Devil? What does it want?    Frank Westerly checks ID. Lenora Desmond pets a bear. Reese Hickenbottom hears whispered secrets. Rene Eddi spots some traps.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic   SUPPORT LINKS - Kotaku.co.uk   Patreon.com/austiny...

The team formulates a brilliant plan: decapitate the Fashion branch and boost their own revolutionary reputation by busting Beatrice Beauregard for murder. But first: hijinks.   Frank Westerly teaches a fatherly lesson. Lenora Desmond has a nice family dinner. Reese Hickenbottom executes a stealth mission. Rene Eddi plans teambuilding exercises.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "Rol...

Team Loser may leave New Nesswind triumphant, but Harker won't rest until he gets his pound of flesh....   Frank Westerly hacks a gun. Lenora Desmond nearly gets disarmed. Reese Hickenbottom takes zero damage. Rene Eddi stabs a car.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchm...

The only thing between Team Loser and their first super villain is Harker, the casino magnate who orchestrated the death of one of their own.   Frank Westerly gets pinned. Lenora Desmond leads negotiations. Reese Hickenbottom cowers in cosplay. Rene Eddi faces his old boss.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrgli...

CASINO HEIST. CASINO HEIST. CASINO HEIST.   Frank Westerly queues up a winning hand. Lenora Desmond develops a new allergy. Reese Hickenbottom turns down a revolutionary offer. Rene Eddi catches up with old coworkers.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic   SUPPORT...

Administration. Fashion. Finance. Hospitality. Media. The power struggle for the heart of Valentine begins, as the team hunts down Ash, Conduit of Mercy.   Frank Westerly subverts surveillance. Lenora Desmond smokes backup blunts. Reese Hickenbottom takes over as team driver. Rene Eddi uses his Ranger level to shoot guns good.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollo...

Clearing their names took everything they had. Now it's time for Team Loser to FINALLY enjoy some rest, relaxation, and... revolution?   Frank Westerly spends time with his children. Lenora Desmond tends to bonds both romantic and round. Reese Hickenbottom takes her art to the streets. Rene Eddi doesn't want to be a hero.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Lau...

Team Snitch meets with Justice Alistair at the Supreme Court to clear their names of various crimes.   Catarina Brooks offers a deadly choice. Frank Westerly faces his ex. Lenora Desmond knows big words. Reese Hickenbottom tries a risky healing maneuver. Rene Eddi refutes the charges against him.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz...

Ash reveals his plan, Aeron hints at future developments, and Reese joins the party.   Catarina Brooks infiltrates the Manufacturing branch. Frank Westerly shocks and awes. Lenora Desmond dunks on the villain. Reese Hickenbottom draws a meme. Rene Eddi is a personal pan pincer attack.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morga...

Team Snitch pulls a mini-heist, while Catarina continues her rampage.   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) slays in the sky. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) accidentally learns a foe's weakness. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) touches base with her parents. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) synergistically distracts.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale:...

Aeron shares a powerful gift. Deadly enemies begin to close in. Team Loser becomes Team Snitch.   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) claims her first victory. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) protects friends and bystanders. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) pushes and pulls. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) wrestles a wrestler.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura...

Few will leave Fort Splendor alive. The survivors will never be the same.   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) has an epic showdown in the rubble. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) knows who his real friends are. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) gets shot... a lot. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) negotiates his future.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale...

Fort Splendor is in chaos. Time is running out on the Solstice heist. Only Nucky the gnoll has the key to Project Eternity.   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) has dad feelings. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) discovers an invisible secret. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) weaponizes her stash. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) introduces a friend.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT"...

The Solstice holiday heist at Fort Splendor continues, as new friendships form and plans go awry.   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) gets to know the president. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) nearly solos the mission. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) smooches. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) combines speed and darkness.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kat...

In order to find the gnoll grifter Nucky and sell their stolen goods, the party must infiltrate Fort Splendor, an impenetrable military base in the middle of a barren, lifeless desert.   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) drives the van. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) spots a nerd. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) schedules a tour. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) does a sound check.   STARRING - Austin...

Team Loser takes a break to have some fun, while one group member plots to win the game.   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) MAKES CHOICES. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) rematches his rival. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) dates a bird. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) tries to save the Quarter Round.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz...

The immediate danger may have taken a nasty fall, but the party needs to escape and find a new sponsor soon or die trying.   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) pockets a shiny. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) agrees to a rematch. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) expresses tail feelings. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) receives a belated warning.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" La...

The duel is over, but the Sharp Investments heist is only half done. Shocking secrets await at the top of the tower....   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) steals liquor. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) plays Her Story. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) impersonates a maid. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) casts a tricky spell.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura...

Security may be locking Sharp Investments down, but the heist team is focused on the three challenges ahead. It's time... to d-d-d-duel!!   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) just, like, wastes a bunch of dudes. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) experiences the karma of lightning. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) hands out a crown. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) runs into slurping darkness.   STARRING - A...