Dice Funk - D&D Comedy

A party split complicates the infiltration of Compassion's ascetic headquarters.   Captain Liamoira Melbeck embraces her divine spirit. Dr. Olivia Adler spares the dying. Dregg creates a bathroom brawl. Sasha Grier mindjacks a monkey.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious...

The Bastards infiltrate the Purist cult compound to extract a VIP. Content warning: gross mouth sounds.   Captain Liamoira Melbeck sneaks through Big Shell. Dr. Olivia Adler sends a letter to her boyfriend. Dregg focuses on inner quiet. Sasha Grier doxxes an alien.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBu...

We continue the long tradition of downtime sessions that vacillate wildly between funny and sad. Then the players design their own mechs. Enjoy!   Captain Liamoira Melbeck goes on a chilly little hunt. Dr. Olivia Adler cuts a trade deal with the mob. Dregg discovers a weapon cache with a troubling source. Sasha Grier searches for Mothman inside a treacherous moon.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @aust...

Michael "Skitch" Schiciano takes the reins for the first ever stand-alone adventure in the Dice Funk universe.   Austin Yorski plays Sophia Magdalene, the tabaxi arcane archer. Jess plays Merlos, the half-elf monk. Johnny Maloney plays Palanthur "Scoops" Frustre, the halfling bard. Nik of Time plays Danamin, the centaur horizon walker.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Jess: @ravenalegria1...

It's the holiday season! In space! How do holidays work in space? No one knows. Here's what we do know: this is a prequel episode that shows how the Tuff Bastards got together.   Captain Liamoira Melbeck searches for a swamp slob. Dr. Olivia Adler competes at high stakes trivia. Dregg does not appear, because Conrad did not record his scene. Sasha Grier honors a traditional aarakocra celebration....

ALL THE SECRETS ARE REVEALED.    Captain Liamoira Melbeck makes peace with police. Dr. Olivia Adler explains her backstory. Dregg faces his family. Sasha Grier dips her girlfriend.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious   SUPPORT LINKS - Kotaku.co.uk   Patreon.com/austinyo...

The Bastards arrest Vinny Caravella and learn what happened to Noble.   Captain Liamoira Melbeck plays croquet. Dr. Olivia Adler shields Courage. Dregg puts on a handsome suit. Sasha Grier lies about cryptids.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious   SUPPORT LINKS - Kotaku...

Anthony Caravella Junior knows why Noble was commissioned for his final sculpture and the whereabouts of the missing pilot. The team must travel to Pell-1 to ask him, but first they will have to survive their own secrets.   Captain Liamoira Melbeck discovers heaven?!? Dr. Olivia Adler struggles with the guilt of her assumed failure. Dregg contemplates yet more murderous obfuscation. Sasha Grier sp...

A missing pilot holds the key to the death of Noble the reigar. Finding him will be tougher than expected though, as a bloody power struggle sets Pell-3 ablaze.   Captain Liamoira Melbeck lays down the law. Dr. Olivia Adler aids the enemy. Dregg gets recognized. Sasha Grier repeatedly tries to explode dudes.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman:...

Who will be promoted to first mate? When will the team learn of the secret operation to take down the Caravella crime family? What happened to Noble the reigar? Pell-3 holds the answers.   Captain Liamoira Melbeck smooches an alien. Dr. Olivia Adler appreciates art. Dregg squares up at fight club. Sasha Grier rolls to hold hands.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @ro...

Peace with the illithids is within reach and Invicta's plans were foiled, but downtime is still no picnic. Clashes over leadership style, duplicitous allegiances, and bloody vendettas keep the tension high.   Captain Liamoira Melbeck delivers a shady package. Dr. Olivia Adler advances the food project. Dregg celebrates BIG BOY SEASON. Sasha Grier faces a worm and a wyrm.   STARRING - Austin Yorski...

Elizabeth Bohr is poised for a killing blow. Even if the Bastards defeat her Greyhound, they still have to contend with the leader of Invicta: Colonel Cassius Pire.   Captain Liamoira Melbeck faces death with shotgun blasts. Dr. Olivia Adler invents a smooth jazz persona. Dregg reveals his ace pilot skills. Sasha Grier NUTS.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot...

The poachers have been identified and their plan is clear: kidnap titans of the earth, sea, and sky. Our heroes will need some mechs of their own to drive off Invicta.   Captain Liamoira Melbeck shoots a dude's face off. Dr. Olivia Adler stays behind with the hostage. Dregg employs olfactory warfare. Sasha Grier demands an egg.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @roll...

Park Ranger Keyser escorts the Bastards to the misty island biome where the poachers were spotted. What they find there will change everything.   Captain Liamoira Melbeck asserts therapy authority. Dr. Olivia Adler faces friendly fire. Dregg fights in flight. Sasha Grier makes a long friend.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman...

Welcome to Hypatia, the wildlife preserve planet home to the universe's most massive monsters! Poachers beware... you're in for a scare.   Captain Liamoira Melbeck starts a stampede. Dr. Olivia Adler blinds a colossus. Dregg employs his new shield. Sasha Grier touches a bean.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale...

Great strides were made towards peace with the illithids. Now it's time for the team to spend some downtime on Gloria before starting their next mission.   Captain Liamoira Melbeck carouses at a local watering hole. Dr. Olivia Adler leads a therapy group. Dregg pulls off a heist. Sasha Grier goes on a cryptid hunt.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zim...

The Bastards refuse to take a side in the illithid/solitaire crisis and flee to Gloria. Only three nautiloid ships stand between the H.M.S. Snallygaster and safety.   Captain Liamoira Melbeck drinks and drives. Dr. Olivia Adler goes on a coffee shop date. Dregg scatters some suggestive mines. Sasha Grier just WRECKS some fools.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @roll...

After striking a deal with Objectivus, the team tries to put the escaped specimens back in their cages. Then... everything goes off the rails.   Captain Liamoira Melbeck risks alcohol poisoning to deescalate a feud. Dr. Olivia Adler falls in love. Dregg sucker punches a giant monster. Sasha Grier intimidates with bones.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conra...

The Bastards try to find the source of the distress signal on Fermat, the most inhospitable planet in the solar system.   Captain Liamoira Melbeck repeatedly saves the party with booze. Dr. Olivia Adler finds a pacifism loophole. Dregg punches a dude's head clean off. Sasha Grier explodes a spaceship.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conra...

Season 1 was Stoneroot. Season 2 was Lorelei. Season 3 was Ilium. Season 4 was Valentine. Season 5 is Markov.   Chris "RolloT" Larios is issuing preventative medicine with a Merfolk Cleric. Conrad Zimmerman debuts with an obstinate Ogre Paladin. Laura Kate Dale captains the show with a spirited Giff Ranger. Lauren Morgan conspires with her cryptid-obsessed Aarakocra Bard.   STARRING - Austin Yorsk...

Austin tries to avoid a lecture on the sefirot. Chris cracks open a cold one with the boys. Laura talks about her new tattoo. Lauren threatens all future gods. Skitch breaks the news about his hiatus.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic   SUPPORT LINKS - Kotaku.co...

First: a miracle. Then: a clash. Finally: the vault.   Bloodmaw the Invincible gives a piggyback ride. Frank Westerly melts a man. Lenora Desmond argues for empathy. Mardis Valamin dies again.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic   SUPPORT LINKS - Kotaku.co.uk   Pa...

Valentine, Itself conspires to kill the party from all angles. Only a deal with an old enemy will give them a shot at the vault.   Bloodmaw the Invincible gets a new toy. Frank Westerly rides the lightning. Lenora Desmond defends her belly. Mardis Valamin searches for the key to reviving his friend.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBu...

As a sandstorm descends on Valentine, Aeron's experiment presents one last heist for Team Loser: the soul of the city itself.   Frank Westerly takes over as driver. Lenora Desmond reconsiders her stance on firearms. Reese Hickenbottom makes the coup official. Rene Eddi still won't wake up.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren...

NO MORE GAMES.   Frank Westerly disses divinity. Lenora Desmond practices optometry. Reese Hickenbottom takes the mantle of inspiration. Rene Eddi gets baptized in blood.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic   SUPPORT LINKS - Kotaku.co.uk   Patreon.com/austinyorski...