Dice Funk - D&D Comedy

To infiltrate Sharp Investments, steal a rare Hollodeck card, and find classified military data, the party must face their toughest foe yet: an elevator with one guy standing in front of it.   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) flexes her way to friendship. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) pushes the shiny red button. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) chooses a combo challenge. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machi...

The party has some time before the next heist, but relaxation is in short supply whilst being stalked by a faceless killer robot. Also, something about lasagna.   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) displays robophobia. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) considers an offer from Graves. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) seduces and shoots. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) catches up with an old coworker.   STAR...

Sea Shanty vs. Kill Club. Winner take all. FINAL ROUND - FIGHT!!   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) slams, sasses, and pulls a gun. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) vows to deliver a bill. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) devises perfect disguises. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) stabs a demon.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren M...

Team Loser is cornered at gunpoint and Sea Shanty fights for life, as the King Coliseum heist rumbles towards a climactic showdown.   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) delivers several brutal finishers. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) gets shot. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) saves a life. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) receives a reply to his fateful email.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski...

Are you ready to rumble? You better be! The King Coliseum heists begins... NOW.   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) sails the seas of slam. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) takes the hallway less traveled. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) makes wrestlers see double (quadruple, really). Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) reinvents his look.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @ro...

The second heist looms on the horizon, but the party will have to make it to the tournament in one piece if they hope to steal the Championship Belt.   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) eats three sandwiches. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) duels his rival. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) suffers withdrawal. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) sends a fateful email.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorsk...

The Blackacre heist goes sideways, upside-down, and then off into cyberspace, as hostage situations and tech support collide.   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) executes an errant finisher. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) summons fire from stealth. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) takes drugs. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) displays mysterious powers.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "R...

The wrestler, the nerd, the millennial, and the robot embark on their first heist: The Blackacre Estate.   Catarina Brooks (@__PartsUnknown) wiggles water whips. Frank Westerly (@HolloQuickDraw) channels Pooh and lets it rip. Lenora Desmond (@DjMeowvelous) pretends to be a lizard. Rene Eddi (@Noize_Machine) picks a lock.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laur...

Season 1 was Stoneroot. Season 2 was Lorelei. Season 3 was Ilium. Season 4 is Valentine.   Chris "RolloT" Larios enters the ring with an indie wrestler. Laura Kate Dale brews up a gruff cockney duelist. Lauren Morgan spins the yarn of a tabaxi disc jockey. Michael "Skitch" Schiciano boots up his Warforged thief.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Da...

Austin descends into pretentious madness. Chris reacts badly to compliments. Laura reminisces about her favorite troll. Lauren discusses the difficulties of villainy and panic attacks. Skitch reveals that a key NPC was all his idea.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchm...

Any time you beg another man to set you free, you will never be free. Freedom is something that you have to do for yourself.   Rolen Hawklight takes his sword to the sky. Theodora dabbles in deicide. Veltari shreds a heroic solo. Zoey Legrand becomes Phil Collins.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Mich...

DEATH HAS ARRIVED.   Rolen Hawklight slices, dices, and deflects. Theodora is bamboozled by orbs. Veltari brandishes fierce fire. Zoey Legrand receives revelations.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/

An army of the undead marches on Ilium. Bloody omens portend creeping doom. A mysterious orb vexes our heroes.   Rolen Hawklight makes a glassy mess. Theodora confronts her tormentor. Veltari retrieves powerful items. Zoey Legrand makes a selfless wish.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch...

The Avant Guards reunite and take some much-deserved rest. Elsewhere, an army gathers for a final invasion....   Rolen Hawklight critiques a constitution. Theodora rallies her troops. Veltari gets some ink. Zoey Legrand faces family matters.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano:...

No turning back now. It's time to confront Danto.   Rolen Hawklight is sentenced to death. Theodora vacations in Hell. Veltari meets her institutional counterpart. Zoey Legrand welcomes new arrivals.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at ht...

Ilium pulls itself back together under new leadership, the vampire slayers set sail, and the forces of Hell coordinate an investigation.   Rolen Hawklight witnesses a bloody omen. Theodora plots a kidnapping. Veltari asks three questions. Zoey Legrand does mayor stuff.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious...

The church boss fight reaches a bloody end, while the citizens of Ilium pick up the shattered pieces.   Rolen Hawklight castigates his foes. Theodora arranges a pet sitter. Veltari receives a new face accessory. Zoey Legrand rallies the townsfolk.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schi...

One war ends and another begins.   Claire-Elise Legrand leads a rescue. Rolen Hawklight reunites with familiar faces. Theodora infiltrates the tower. Veltari risks it all on a bluff.    STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkysha...

The mansion is full of hostages, the highway is fraught with murder, and the war for the tower is nearly over.   Rolen Hawklight gets outnumbered. Theodora negotiates her reward. Veltari intimidates some vampires. Zoey Legrand takes a nap.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @...

Team Mirror explores their hearts, while Team Evil tries to explore some brains.   Rolen Hawklight carries that weight. Theodora exhausts her spell slots. Veltari inks up. Zoey Legrand executes an extraction.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan commun...

The Mirror Busters face their guilt and the cold war heats up.   Rolen Hawklight crosses swords with his past. Theodora negotiates some sabotage. Veltari fights guilt with fear. Zoey Legrand sources her sword.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan commu...

Rumors are spreading! Conspiracies are forming! Betrayal lurks in every shadow! Also, Veltari needs an official job title. Rolen Hawklight reassures his friends. Theodora gets rejected. Veltari says her farewells. Zoey Legrand realizes a simple solution. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch"...

Alliances are formed and preparations are made, as the war for the barrier draws ever closer.   Rolen Hawklight commissions some metalwork. Theodora moves into her lair. Veltari wields her forgiveness sword. Zoey Legrand regifts.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusi...

The Avant Guards learn what is at stake and decide their roles in the future of Ilium.   Rolen Hawklight unravels a riddle of identity. Theodora receives a bony boon. Veltari comes clean. Zoey Legrand rethinks her entire motivation.   STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchm...

Only one mission stands between the Avant Guards and the mystery of Ilium: retrieving a family friend from his mirror prison.   Rolen Hawklight learns a terrible secret. Theodora gets shot. Veltari wins by one. Zoey Legrand cleans up her mess.    STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Michael "Skitch" Schicia...