CORN DOWN Prank Calls

In this episode of CORNDOWN, driving instructors take a front seat, with a series of chaotic lessons and some wild help from wastedmemory. We encounter a mix of oddities, from foot surgeries and bogus milk to setting up employee dates. The Surprise Department shows up to add more confusion, and handcuff keys become an unexpected centerpiece, with Snappy Bakes joining in. We also deal with stolen g...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, the question of knowing if you’re really there takes center stage, with wastedmemory chiming in on multiple occasions. Cigarettes, both decaf and functional, make their way into the conversation, along with night mailmen and one-way streets. The saga of the captive caller unfolds in a series of bizarre twists, while we also touch on window tinting, hotel progress...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we dive into the curious case of the “normal looking one” and its various twists, while wastedmemory adds humor with making fun and dehydration. Tripping on burgers and Stouffers leads to some unexpected fun, and there’s a series of lost and found keys causing confusion. We also explore irrational fears, invalid entries, and acorns without oaks. Snappy bake...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, bones take center stage with plenty of throwing, hanging, and drilling, often driven by wastedmemory. Things get even weirder with digging up bones and a mysterious bag of bones, while dirt buying and dry pools add to the oddities. Wastedmemory stirs up more chaos with burning clothes and spatula marks. We also deal with fake blood, clean and used needles, and old razo...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, manipulation becomes a recurring theme, with wastedmemory contributing his spin on railroads and violent versions. There’s also a lot of action surrounding sidewalks and bikes, from rubbing them to crashing, straight into dumpsters. We explore bizarre moments like drug disposal and a deep dive into a crash investigation at Wendy’s, featuring Jiad. The episode get...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we navigate through a series of strange Dingtember car dings, ranging from democrats to door frames, with wastedmemory adding his take on the chaos. It culminates on a half hour discussion with the whole family. A recurring issue about paying for stuff pops up, with snappy bakes jumping in to contribute. There’s also an ongoing mystery around a green bean that keeps re...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I dive into some strange scenarios involving change and poison, with wastedmemory joining in for some piano music and a second dose of poison talk. Spoiled milk and sandwiches get their time in the spotlight, with Snappy Bakes adding a creative twist with a meat drawing. There’s Kevin McAllister references and a sandwich upgrade, while BoJack rounds things out wi...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we explore the many facets of cardboard, from soft cardboard to an ongoing obsession with “gettin’ at cardboard.” The saga continues with a mix of plastic cardboard and even a vegetarian’s variations. Things heat up with a series of chaotic lobby car crashes, and wastedmemory jumps back in with extra cardboard and we deal with a mysterious liqui...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we dive deep into the strange world of furniture, a recurring theme throughout the calls, especially with wastedmemory’s contributions. We explore hilarious scenarios about not wanting furniture and the ongoing mystery of the “furniture person.” There’s a fun exchange on comparing hotels and spilling seeds, while wastedmemory also brings up neck sizes...

This episode of CORNDOWN is packed with quirky hotel adventures, starting with the recurring theme of striving for those elusive five stars, which we revisit throughout the episode. We touch on flimsy bedsheets and dive into the odd world of fox teeth. BoJack joins in with a double dose of front desk chaos and explores the mysteries of the PB toilet. There’s a focus on food, from tracking fo...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, the SPlink covers for wastedmemory as we dive into a series of quirky and hilarious scenarios. From the unconventional issues of car barnacles and illegal dumping to the art of cloning keycards and the strange liability issues surrounding dumpsters, there’s no shortage of bizarre topics. SPLink adds a comedic twist with tales of bathroom surveys and navigating th...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we delve into a variety of quirky and entertaining calls. I kick things off with a series of confused employees, which becomes a recurring theme throughout the episode. Wastedmemory joins in with some fun car stuff and later freshens things up with some toilet water humor. SPLink takes us through a bathroom questionnaire, and I tackle the classic groundskeeper’s...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle everything from mysterious rashes to peculiar hotel antics. We start by examining an unusual employee rash and delve into the steps taken for a rash blood test. Discussions about force fields and trading rags segue into hotel-related shenanigans, including front desk haircuts and guest swap outs. Lux joins us to talk about defense chains and t...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into a whirlwind of eccentric topics. We kick off with the intricacies of pump maintenance, discussing the quirks of pump fans and the curious concept of counting and doing half pumps. Conversations with old friends bring a nostalgic touch, while the saga of buying and selling hotdogs to regular folks adds a humorous twist. Bait car antics and a...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a range of quirky and bizarre topics. We start with the strange occurrences of bear encounters, from dealing with a bear in my sister’s room to finding one in my own. There’s wild tales about woodchippers and the intriguing lives of dentists. We also dive into some unique household hacks like using a urine blocker and setting up a...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I delve into a variety of intriguing and offbeat topics. We kick things off with a discussion about painted ants and the peculiarities of maintaining a painted ant farm. There’s a funny bit about why our friends are hesitant to visit, and we explore the importance of calling 811 before digging, with wastedmemory sharing some insightful anecdotes....

On today’s CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a series of unusual and entertaining topics. We discuss the fallout from a McAlister’s breakup and dive into the chaos of dealing with bad phone connections. There’s a quirky exploration of the differences in menus and combos, and an unexpected journey involving electric chickens. The conversation heats up as we move on to wrestling moves,...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into all sorts of quirky topics. We start off with a bizarre story about flushing a bowling ball and move on to impersonating for various reasons, from flirting to fun. Wastedmemory shares a tale about old guys yelling and eating bees, with an impressive escalation to jars and thousands of bees. We also touch on the strange world of reverse panh...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I navigate through tricky conversations and memory lapses. We handle difficult people, share some magician secrets with Zeke, and even discuss the bizarre concept of renting half a room. From releasing animals to almost getting hit by cars, our antics are non-stop. We also tackle topics like lost AirPods, answering machines, and neighbor disputes. SPLi...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a range of bizarre and intense calls. We navigate confrontations, from getting trespassed from McDonald’s to dealing with unexpected orders at a restaurant. There’s a bit of chaos with multiple stolen cars and a hotel makeovers gone awry. Snappy bakes joins us for a naked drawing session and SPLink helps with a neighbor trash issue...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I explore a series of unpredictable calls that dive into themes of uncertainty. We discuss everything from taking souls and dog baseball, to dealing with dozens of babies and bringing elderly veterans into the mix. SPLink joins us for calls about getting sick and his daughter’s Uber, while snappy bakes helps us investigate a haunting. We also tou...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into a chaotic mix of situations, from being too high to check-in to unexpected jail encounters. We explore the hilarity of origami crane making, dealing with public break-ups, and the shocking reveal of not being the father. Joined by snappy bakes and other guest hosts, we navigate through frequency tests, hotel nominations, and even rating chi...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into the chaos of trying to mark our presence in grocery stores and bathrooms, including a series of wild calls about peeing in all the toilets and finding bottles of pee. We also discuss the hilarity of attempting to host a wrestling watching party and the challenges of releasing a prisoner. snappy bakes joins us for some parking lot antics, wh...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I explore the quirks of also working for McDonald’s while tackling everything from attitude checks to bewildering situations involving mummies. SPLink and snappy bakes join us as we dive into dumpster escapades and unexpected repo parking dilemmas. We also find ourselves posting baby pictures and slipping on coconut oil, with special appearances from BreadSandwic...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into the chaos of hotel life, tackling everything from room key mix-ups to unexpected encounters with jelly and jam. We navigate through bizarre situations like dealing with a gas station hypnotist and running AI on people, while also addressing more routine issues like checking license plates and handling written bathroom complaints. With guest...