CORN DOWN Prank Calls

On this CORNDOWN, I find myself caught in a cycle of discovering dead batteries. Wastedmemory helps escalate things by throwing in some battery ingestion and a genie lamp incident that doesn’t go well. There’s a lot of goop—chili, burger, and something from a grocery store. Calls drift into weird food behavior at fast food places, including employees eating on the job and bhen’s very n...

This CORNDOWN gets tangled in airport chaos and sticky situations, starting with me trying to explain a phone-based parking plan and somehow ending up in trouble over peanut butter. Wastedmemory jumps in repeatedly to back me up as the peanut butter gets scrutinized by police, government, and eventually even mail handlers. I get accused of solicitation and end up in some kind of peanut-related leg...

This CORNDOWN has me going to the hotel front desk with a new policy about strangulation that no one seems to want to enforce, even after I make a sign. Wastedmemory jumps in a bunch to help with a back-and-forth post it passing system between guests and employees. Bathroom candy happens a couple times, there’s talk of a dislocated room and some scissor lift confusion. Snappy and Hootis get into a...

This batch is wild—gasoline barcodes, employee nipping, and taking entire rooms home. wastedmemory is deep in gasoline-related schemes, while bhenchodester tackles Dr Pepper malfunctions and pasta distribution. There’s also some serious concerns about staff harassment, secret codes, and questionable Uber usage. And of course, we’ve got Chickenmen and whatever “Good Like John” mea...

This one’s got a lot going on—credit card testing, mouth animals, and some serious sandwich violations. wastedmemory is deep in the mix with found credit cards, inside-out sandwiches, and verifying the spiciness of things. Meanwhile, snappy bakes investigates trash sandwiches, and ButtEye gets into fire damage and reagents. There’s also medicine dogs, ingrown toenails, and something big goin...

This one’s got a strong trim theme—hotel trim, missing trim, vertical trim, even a trim train. Then wastedmemory gets deep into burger trims and backwards sandwiches, while incident number sandwiches keep stacking up. There’s some struggle with the cost of paper products (or the lack of them), alcohol odors, and loose mole beeps. Things get crunchy with onions and whole stores, and the...

This CORNDOWN is all over the place—dropped pepperoni, scattered candies, and way too many questions about toilet paper and diarrhea stats. Lobby motion sickness keeps coming up, and we get weird about magnesium. Snappy Bakes brings hotel twerking into the mix, and whuppy has some elevator issues. Meanwhile, there’s some confusion over keys under mats, lifting things, and unexpected furnitur...

This CORNDOWN dives into all kinds of smells—squirrel, roommate, and an alarming amount of sponge-sniffing… and eating. Ted makes an unexpected alive appearance, and wastedmemory gets fixated on the sound of hangnails. Bathroom money is a recurring problem, as is road rage, which somehow turns into a cleaning process. Hootis deals with an apology situation, and ButtEye gets involved with som...

This episode of CORNDOWN gets off to a strong start with some light intimidation before wastedmemory hands out questionable puke-related permissions. There’s an incident with raccoons, some employee sanitation concerns, and a deep dive into the ethics of promoting bad habits at work. A cat-related head injury adds to the chaos, and Hootis tries to navigate some medieval-sounding parking issues. Me...

This episode of CORNDOWN kicks off with some loose parts—literally—before wastedmemory and I try to make sense of questionable food practices, including the unexpected use of glue. There’s a lot of discussion about chicken, from giving it away to keeping track of it in a highly unnecessary log. wastedmemory takes a moment to address the chat, and ButtEye stirs things up with a hidden motorcycle si...

This episode of CORNDOWN starts with a lot of checking in—maybe too much—as wastedmemory and I make sure everyone’s doing alright, whether they like it or not. There’s confusion over who actually owns food once it changes hands, and wastedmemory gets wrapped up in a situation involving an alarming number of managers. I attempt to track customers in increasingly questionable ways, while snappy bake...

This episode of CORNDOWN gets stuck in the elevator—literally and financially—as I try to recover some stuck money while wastedmemory experiments with alternative payment methods. Things take a turn with some Pac-Manning, sketchy manager interactions, and an escalating debate over pay rates. Cookie and brownie smells start raising concerns about hidden agendas, and wastedmemory gets caught up in a...

This episode of CORNDOWN goes deep into questionable hotel amenities and unexpected business strategies. I start off digging into a strange DVD version of a hotel experience, while wastedmemory uncovers some odd differences and a sketchy sale on DVD players. There’s talk of elevator smoke breaks, mysterious second discs, and a secret coffee situation that keeps getting more complicated. Kidnapping...

This episode of CORNDOWN is a mix of strange fixes and unexpected teamwork. I kick things off with some chaos about putting out metaphorical fires and getting into odd matches over coupons and signs. Wastedmemory shares about animals refusing food, teamwork breakdowns in the drive-thru, and has some mechanical quirks that lead to clicks and buzzers. There’s also a arguments over part numbers and a...

This episode of CORNDOWN dives into the messier side of things, starting with misplaced food and growing into a series of increasingly chaotic events involving floor-bound sandwiches and questionable parking lot decisions. I get into some strange conversations about loyalty, accidental drive-thru disasters, and moments of self-preservation involving blurred identities. Wastedmemory adds tales of p...

I wasn’t planning on releasing this episode, as it was a wastedmemory fill-in show, but then I went and got sick last week, so I had to have something  to edit this week. Enjoy This episode of CORNDOWN spirals through the chaos of the holiday season, starting with attempts to salvage Christmas amid mishaps and misunderstandings. I grapple with dumpster dilemmas, creative gifting ideas, and m...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I deal with everything from hotel bathroom dilemmas to the confusion of mismatched names, exploring how small details can spiral out of control. Wastedmemory dives into mishaps with lamps, outlets, and persistent car troubles, adding layers of chaos. There’s also a series of moments involving staples and shocks—literal and figurative—that keep things off-balance. ButtE...

This CORNDOWN episode moves through a mix of challenges, starting with my calls about unconventional office rituals and creative approaches to privacy. Wastedmemory brings in chaotic holiday experiments, including early Christmas trial runs and small-scale celebrations gone awry. There’s an effort to untangle problems with stuck windows and intense seasonal reactions. Hootis adds a dramatic take o...

This episode of CORNDOWN dives into some odd and chaotic moments, starting with my calls about strange behavior towards birds and peculiar indoor weather. Wastedmemory adds to the mix with stories about trying to gain roof access and navigating confusing limits on cold medicine, while I circle back to the ongoing saga of snow showing up in all the wrong places. Hootis jumps in with a focus on loud...

On this episode of CORNDOWN, I start with some puzzling calls about keeping track of pills that quickly spiral into strange conversations about crotch stuff and quitting places unintentionally. Wastedmemory jumps in with stories of chaotic scenes involving broken glass and awkward encounters with touching people, while I circle back to those same calls from different perspectives. There’s also som...

This week is pranksgiving, I dive into a mix of everyday messes and strange moments, starting with the chaos of morning routines, like morning noises and coffee problems. wastedmemory jumps in to help sort out some ongoing issues with getting stuck in places—whether it’s being locked in, locked out, or just plain out of luck. There’s a recurring theme of donuts, both making and eating them, with a...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I tackle the ongoing stick situation and mold problems, keeping the absurd energy high. Wastedmemory steps in with sharp contributions, like the saga of lobby antennas and an unusual take on internet cameras. Together, we navigate everything from propped doors to valid concerns that spiral into unexpected territory. Dwight adds his unique flair with ticklish feet antic...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory handles everything from bathroom door mishaps to a saga involving fifty keys, culminating in its cinematic peak. Hotel life takes center stage with questionable oxygen setups and sanctuary vibes, while snappy bakes checks in during an attempted Moana screening. Dwight contributes with turnt pockets and unexpected pocket finds, and wastedmemory uncovers cof...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, descriptions run wild as we dive into describing men and vehicles, with wastedmemory and I leading the way. There’s bizarre incidents of battery-eating that escalates quickly, alongside some accusatory fingering and Dwight’s room garden situation. Things get even more intense with drinking motor oil, shredding documents, and an unusual pizza style order. Hootis,...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, oranges are everywhere—extra ones in cars, identifying them, and even dealing with heartburn from them, with wastedmemory heavily involved in the chaos. There’s a strange journey with caterpillars and honey bees, with snappy bakes joining the bee segment. SpongeBob makes a surprising exit, and we dive into bizarre situations involving naked guest pictures, privacy tool...