CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Whats in this shoe? I’m glad you asked. Stolen butts, eating the room, losing the room, credit card numbers, too many parts, learning with the hotel about if the guests use the shampoo or not and also educational purposes, shitting in the sink, theres something in my eye and the tub isn’t comfortable, the dead pet loophole, is it true that if you eat the soap you dont get sick, shoplif...

Here it is, unedited. I think there’s a couple minutes dead air at the start, but thats what really happened so It stays in. Enjoy I guess. I’m going to bed. THank you. Brad or akspa or dwight or someone will probably publish a full 24hr recording, but here’s our part. I still might do my auto-editing to the individual call recordings. But not right now. Im exhausted. THANK YOU.

This show is two weeks old because I uploaded the PRANKSGIVING show instead of this show last week. I hope this isn’t too confusing. If anyone is having difficulty just use this chart. This show had calls about toilet wires and buckets of blood, both hypothetical and real, as well as bags of meat and the associated toilet ice. This lead to getting permission to urinate on a towel, and natura...

Fun show. Great call about pissing in the sink, but it has audio issues. There’s echo that was entirely my fault about half way through the call. The good news is I have isolated the call from the backup Mixlr recording, so I do have a clean version of it. For automatic editing reasons, the shitty version is included in the above track and the below ZIP file, but I also attached the clean ve...

Oh man. I was on vacation this last week. That’s why I’m only uploading this now. I was at the meetup and I got to meet wastedmemory, toxic waste, ChrisPickles (+1), SweetBeefJesus (+2), FarmerBill420 (+1), DribblyBob (+1), Gunter (+ududududu), SavageCarl, Snappy Bakes, and Termina and HoboGod. Thats a lot of people. And thank you to EVERYONE who’s given me financial support for...

This one was less calls, less premises. It’s because “do you love your customers” seems to make people want to talk to you for a very long time. And the hotel front desk lady who was freaking out just because I said I had drugs. Jeeze lady, it’s a cheap hotel. There’s drugs. Get over it. So; Customer Love, and a pair of long Making Friends calls are the main contribut...

Look. I’m just going to be honest with you. I didn’t have it in me to listen to this show to give you guys a rough idea of what was in it. I’m sorry. I’d say I’ll do it later, but I probably wont. You know what, I’ll say it. If I go through this show later, I’ll update this post with the info. But I love you anyway. Thank you to the new supporters, I love...

Whats in this show you ask? I dont actually care if you asked. It’s a lot of man not wearing shoes’es, a good number of hornets nets, being paranoid, scaring my sister and/or my mom with burgerking, yeah and one call about a bag of spiders. I love you. Come to wisconsin next month, fool.

A few more calls than average, and about 20 minutes more than usual made the cut. Looking for hotel exits, finding where to poop, determining the biggest number, dealing with an unpleasant shower, investigating sex noises, finding hotel drugs, counting the creeps, thinking about bugs, and seeing a pregnant. Thats what I did this week. What about you??

This was a fun show. I want whole foods to stop hiring. There seems to be some kind of an issue with either mostly women, or nothing but men out in the parking lot, and that’s not right. Also I deal with an Aaron who might spell his name with an E. The Frito Man is here. I find a fun-crime partner to do parking lot illegal activity. It may or may not involve raw weed. When is taco night?? An...

This weeks show contains (at minumum): shoe cleaning. asian treatment. canadian treatment. poor treatment. Hose hookups. Dog retrevials. Lowe’s Hotels. Labeling Holes. Toilet Dice. Reporting crimes to different businesses. Putting hands where the feet go. Oh and there’s basically a advertisment for Panera bread in there too. I left it because I didn’t call any paneras this week....

Uh oh. Bad news. I did such a grood jorb listening to my own show last week that I did a bad job this week. So… I hope it’s good? There’s probably a lot of calls about spiders. There’s been a lot of those lately, so it’s a safe bet. I might get to it eventually. But don’t count on it. Oh also, if you’re at the I LOVE YOU!!! support level and I have your ad...

Wow. I actually listen to every call. Because there’s less of them, because on a count of it being to the last call being almost an hour’s long before I edited it. It’s still over a half hour. It’s about riding an elevator, ON DRUGS. So, here’s the tracks in order and the calls other persons did is indicated. I LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU also like always.

This show was mostly spiders. It was really fun though. So I hope it’s funny. I never know. I just keep making the calls. Topics include: Grocery Spiders. So many grocery spiders. In a good way. Easy Jobs. Pineapple skins. Employee Blunt. The Smart Person. Drug Screening re: Spiders.

Fun fact: a good portion of the snapple facts are not true.  This show contains Hotel smell. hotel expiration. Hotel eviction. squatter punching. Arby’s odor. food expiration. hotdog trial program. something good. Sesame Connection. pants expiration. ground water. lemonade. sobriety test. purchased goods expiration. Street Numbers. Sexual Time. room 215, adult time stuff. Bathroom smells. fa...

without drink. Reservations. punch policy. Water products. Customer overtime. Which way does the driveway go? Low butts. gas stains. getting Registered. eelin’. Put it underneath. drive illegally. Friday 13th (Scare my sister). left handed pump OR right handed drive. My Enemies. phone bill. Safe Area from my girlfriend trying to hit me with her car. Raccoon’s Cashews. Last Day Tickle.

this show was listened to by me already! good job me. It contains; Pants Stain. I’m emotional. Far away, but the same. Same as Omaha. quick pee. a different Arby’s. Arby’s bathroom. Hold my stuff. hold my beer. Hold my Keys. Sobriety Check. Drive thru instructions w/ wasted- 9 minutes. Motorcycle Drive-thru. motorcycle lessons. Pants Cleaning. Kbbles debut! Wash her hands!! Wash...

Hey i listened to this one. I still didn’t do anything with 79. I have failed you. This show contains, well, basically every call is about a blind spot. Bathroom water filter. Nothing scary. blind spot. Shattering windows. shattering windshield. Blind spot Glass (the wasp distraction). Indoor blind spots. quick question: real glass? What are you typing? taking notes. Found a cat. blind spot...

Ok so here’s the deal. I didn’t get to listen to this one before uploading, but I did get it uploaded ‘on time’. I INTEND to listen to it tomorrow, and replace this text with my bare-bones description of the calls, but you don’t get to be mad at me if I never do it. I probably will though. But, like, legally, you’re not allowed to be mad. It’s the law.

This was fun. Good calls. INCLUDING: Magicians Allowed. (NOT) Mike Maione The Silly Magician. Checkout Procedures. Marriage Proof. Dollar store drugs. Single Proof. Dollar store register. Window Exit. Window procedure. Hotel Hints. Hotel Procedures. Magician Policies. Broken Leg. Defibrillator. Third Degree Burns. Small Concussion. Parking Policies. Thieving employees. Run Away. Cut Off Toe. Sheet...

What’s good for the goose is as good for ganders as well. This show contained prank telephone calls. Some of the topics include (but are not limited to): diarrhea symptoms. Edible Items. Light Duties. Apology Opportunities. The person with the piercings. Inappropriate comments. What is theft?? Bathroom Candy. Stick Shift. etc

This show starts off REALLY slow for me. Wasted did pretty damn good from the start. The end is worth it though. Some calls may include: Inside/Outside carts. 1 or 2 drivethru windows. Cash or Credit. Providing identification to Dollar General. Filing a bunch of false police reports, and maybe getting trespassed for real. And WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? Adopt a cat?

We start with a handfull of pretty much entirely failed calls. Icecream Mans. Parkinglot Meeting. Manager Secrets. Secret Message. Do you have honor? Middle finger FREE SPEECH!!! Have a talk with wasted’s friend. Juvenile Raccoon. Diggin holes. Hit a raccoon. Dead raccoon, blood everywhere, double trashbag. Dont get my raccoon in trouble, many times, maybe the raccoon is dead? Dumpster Paint...

Ok so I didn’t get a chance to listen back to this one yet. I hope it’s good. On the up side, I’ve been doing pretty good at uploading calls (you probably already heard) to my youtube page daily. It’s the worst place to listen to me, but the easiest to share! Tell your uncle. http://www. YouTube.com/dragonmere

In this show I’m not difficult. I’m not obsessive. wasted got hit by a car. Im not stealing. A string of birthday calls, be responsible and sobriety checks and birthday secrets. Happy birthday;  Sean, Madison, Bailey, Bailey’s Dad, Georgia, Lincoln, Brandon, Brandons Dad, Eddie, Deante, Matt  and more. Looking for jumper cables. Plus other things.