CORN DOWN Prank Calls

Cleveland? Meetup? Ok. Sept 16-18th. Call me first to RSVP. Phone setup panic, getting permission to panic, Louie is always trying to steal my broken glass, safety danger, naked girl in my room, tubes, tubes, tubes, flashlights, naked bodies, and more tubes. Good show. Brad was on it.

unedited recording of full show @ https://www.mixlr.com/dragonmere/showreel/ Come to Cleveland Sept 17-19th and we can play flashlight freeze tag. Show tonight was a lot of education level calls, misleading hats, disabled squirrels, also dumb sisters, cats n dogs, lightning rods for said cats n dogs, adult novelty bug spray, gross hands, oh… and what am I supposed to put in the second hole?...

CLEVELAND MEETUP I’M GOING YOU SHOULD TOO WE CAN TRADE BACKRUBS SERIOUSLY. This show might have been more fun to do than it was to edit, but i hope its just as fun to listen to it. who knows. wasted was absent and it has been marked in his permanent record. Topics include; War-Sister-Whore-Chester sauce, clean money, bedding bags, SUCK A DICK OLD MAN or HIT THE MOM, cart corral arrangement,...

COME TO CLEVELAND 9/16-9/18/2022 PLEASE. This was another fun show. No Labels, hotel menus, 1000 opening the doors and knockings, TWINS, shower shoes, pretend priests, cop rooms, arrest warranties, FREE SPEECH and putting holes in the walls.

COME TO CLEVELAND 9/16-9/18/2022 YOU BASTARD. Pretty good show. Not a lot of different ideas, but most of them were new, and they were fun. so yeah, pretty good. Topics included; my friends, open door policy, window lookers, side quests, and touching shoes. Mostly window lookers, but those were a lot of fun.

This one was pretty good. Dog bites mostly. But it’s good trust me. Come to Cleveland Sept 16-18th!! fruit stickers, eating a dolphin sticker, missing urinals, floor pills, dog in the car, dog biting, comparing dog bites, JUST GOOGLE ME, biting permission, running around, biting insurance, quiet time, getting banned.

Confirming identity, getting receipts, crazy mans, single employees, no problems, better ketchup, reheated food, fry powder, small burgers and normal size fries.

This was a good show. We covered important topics. What to do if you drive the wrong car home, how to eat chili, if you’re allowed to eat in the shower, what to do if you have mild eye irritation, how to wipe your ass with your left hand, how to not get cut by stuff, and if it’s a felony to steal gas. We also talked about Christ and spoke to a volunteer SWAT Team Executioner/Sheriff-wo...

Oh boy. This turned into a lettuce show pretty quick, and stayed that way for most of the night. Dog lettuce, many many dog lettuce calls. You know what, I actually listened to this, and I’m just gonna say it’s mostly lettuce. This show is mostly lettuce. COME VISIT ME IN CLEVELAND & AKRON THIS SEPTEMBER 16-18 FOR A MEDIOCRE CLEVELAND MEETUP. Please let me know if you plan on atten...

This show was really fun. Thank you for letting me do it and then listening to me. Topics included; Lost/Found money, frequent urination, sniffing paint, blind spots, toilet storage, not round whopper, a ride home, dumpster pooping, oil n gas mixture, the mustache man(s), and too much meat. COME TO CLEVELAND IN SEPTEMBER (16th-18th) AND MEET ME AND WASTEDMEMORY AND MAYBE SEE A ZEBRA OR SOMETHING.

The upload is fixed now. Sorry about that. Mostly making hotels mad about breaking stuff. it was fun though. Also obtaining meat teeth, guest breaks, hotel insurance, gift cards, buying alcohol for kids, etc. etc.

knocking on doors confusion over how gas is priced help towing my car i bit my tongue things smell like a scratch n sniff sticker no context

This was a decent show. It was fun to listen to it just now. You should too, but probably after my show tonight. It’ll be on prankcast.com so go there. I love you. This show had plenty of Street People, Fake Funerals, I discover what a “Co-Co-Nut” is, I find out how fast places can go, I discuss the “Ol Bugs Bunny” with a nice man, I discover what “Whose Peggy&#...

I’ve been busy so this is going to be brief. The show was mostly about changing locks at hotels. The front desk doesn’t like that very much. But it’s OK because my cousin is a locksmith. I love you and come visit me in September for Cleveland Meetup. Seriously. I’m going to make sandwiches.

I was distracted for this entire show because of PRANKCAST.COM ‘launching’. So go over to PRANKCAST.COM and do the things there. It’s fun. All my live shows will be broadcast there (and still mixlr for now at least) from now on.

Man, this was a fun show. I think it was more fun listening back to it than it was doing it live?? The really annoying 224lb 80% muscle mass guy was obnoxious as shit to talk to, but it was really fun to hear it. Showe includes: getting permission to call 911 without an emergency and a fire drill, lost nickels (including one moose nickel), some crazy woman who comes in my room and tells me I can&#...

There was a lot of fake stuff this show. Fake napkins, mostly. Please note; Burger King has NEVER had a brown napkin with embossed logo. Ever. Confusion over how many sandwiches constitute a “combo”. Testing inanimate objects for viruses. Giving cigarettes to kids. Fake fights. And a bunch of people who have severe problems hanging up the phone. That was fun. See you in a few hours. I...

I didn’t almost forget to upload this because I was shoveling driveway snow. This one got a tiny bit dark maybe? Longer calls so slightly less of them. I might have not hit my quota. Please don’t fire me.

CAUTION: Show may contain Concealed Sandwiches, Mailed Sandwiches, Fingerprints, or The Cigarette Smoking Man, and may punch babies. Proceed at your own risk. I’m running late. I love you. See you tonight I hope at 7pm ET. Oh and my mixlr live page is done being broken during live shows.

It has all kinds of stuff almost happening, like altercations and smoking and throwing rocks and more. And making plans for altercations, special rooms for pooping, things to lean on. Medical Stuff. AND Jenny Tutone. Dont forget about her. By the way, if mixlr is giving anyone crap about me being “off line” during my live broadcast, it should still be working on the sidebar of WorldofP...

man I’m all spoiled from not editing shit last week. This week we have tacos hurting my sister really bad, sharp shelled tacos, the smells of shampoo without any sexual harassment, identifying pills, my sisters opinion of my vacation, and the answer to the age old question; how far is too far? “And more”

This is way too long to actively edit. I’m not that strong of a man. I’m sorry. So enjoy the unadulterated 8hour cut. And the individual calls are still below, but there’s probably more ringing and hold time than usual. And i’m probably never going to name them. shit. the unadulterated cut is too large to upload to patreon, so I’m going to mono mix it, and see if that...

This was the Christmas Eve show so it’s very very Christmas themed. 42 calls. Christmas plans, hit my kids (very christmas), helping homeless, The Little Christmas Boy, ruining christmas, Santa Stuff, and who I can have sex with (also very christmas). In no particular order.

This show contains illicit gifts and inappropriate erections. Collated rubrics. High on string. A small chainsaw. VERY HIGH. spoiled froot. and cut the brakes. I love you. Show tonight should be interesting? tune in.

Hi. I think I’ll do a live show tonight at 7pm Eastern. I did one last week and it was fun. This is an audio recording of that show. It contains, at a minimum, the following; Old Keith, Helping vs Leaving Alone, Meth Hole, Automatic Doors, Clothes On Sex Computer  Time, Dating Policy. And we revisit classics such as eat the soap, motorcycle help, pick up for delivery, unwanted hotel guest,  ...