Chemohawk Sessions

Hello again, Podience! We have violated the hallowed WCC grounds of buzzsaw words once before with our very first Chemohawk Session: Chapter 1: White-Collar, Black Belt: Buzzsaw Words. Here we are, many sessions later, with Buzzsaw Words Redux, a conclusion to the buzzsaw blight. You will hear that unsettling buzzsaw sound, once more, as we search desperately for the method to buzzsaw words' madne...

Podience, Set aside the lava hot java, confirm your boss is preoccupied, and prepare to laugh like a loony jester. This episode contains nuggets, personal accounts, and humorous examples of real-life laughter inducing corporate ineptitude. Laughter is magical in its medicinal properties. You know who said that? Mr. Prophet, that's who! We are sidestepping deep research in this episode and replacin...

Hello superstitious, prophetic Podience, Not only are we gliding into another weekend this Friday, but it is the 13th episode of Chemohawk Sessions. As such, we will treat this as though it is a legit s*** Friday the 13th. I will incorporate tales of horror, some curiosity scratching trivia on the witching hour, why 13 is a lucky numeric, and the method behind this episode title's madness. This wi...

Howdy Podience, for those who reside in Texas.  Criticism can be an indelible blight if you allow it to consume you. Instead, I offer a philosophical prism that you can apply to any criticism that may trickle down to you at work, or in life. Laugh! Laugh d*** you! Laugh and let that laughter heal you with its intrinsic medicinal properties. The Joker got that part of his teaching correct: LAU...

Podience, I know not how appreciated you feel at your occupied workspace, but you are appreciated by Falsetto Prophet in this Chemohawk Session space. Have you ever, or are you presently navigating your own successful path with a supervisor barring your way? We will chat about that, incorporate a different angled approach to your thought process, and perorate more Greek mythology. We have crossed...

Happy early weekend, Podience! Here is a dollop of Chemohawk Sessions to lubricate your smooth transition into a restful weekend. Do you enjoy being a virtual hologram? Let's define RESTING GLITCH FACE. It sure offers some undeniable perks, but also comes with a price. We will discuss those perks and that price as we broach the vices and virtues of the virtual, how to interview properly through yo...

Podience,  I appreciate you. And to convince you of my appreciation, I packed this Chemohawk Session full of confessionals, personal accounts and my own rap version of a Vanilla Ice song for you. You are worth it, dear Podience. If you've ever needed a Rosetta Stone translation of management's wicked wordplay and beyond, this is the episode for you. Here, I will provide a decoding of the high...

Dear Podience, Do you have value? Does your employer capture your value? Does it register? Is your employer in the proper intellectual and altruistic mindset to reward your value with concomitant spoils? Even a seasoned prostitute knows their value and refuses to accept any amount that falls below their self-declared worth. Perhaps Joker makes the most informed and telling statement in The Dark Kn...

Dear Podience, Thank you again for your free-flowing feedback, some of your poignant pointers will be discussed. While the film et al. references will continue to be incorporated, know I will do my part to try and keep things as in the present as possible. Did you know that an albatross is a gigantic bird, but also an encumbrance?  We are going to get down, dirty and Greek in our witty analys...

Dear Podience, Here is another dose of Chemohawk Sessions chalked full of quotes, movie references, and an incremental deluge of more Falsetto personality. Can you keep a clean workstation? The benefits may be astronomical if you entertain the idea. Dress, in the office, as though you lead the gaggle of professional geese: fierce, clean and orderly to their next accomplishments. While we are stoki...

Dear Podience, Forgive my elongated absence. I have returned! Did you know that the origin of the word patience means "to suffer?" Yet, in its pronunciation, it also sounds like PAY. Perhaps we are paid for our suffering if we wait long enough and for a worthwhile pursuit. Also, I will riddle you with carefully selected quotes, the best symbiotic relationship to seek in a manager, personal testimo...

Dearest Podience, White-collar workplace evaluations have a propensity to turn even the most mild-mannered mind irate. This dose of Chemohawk Sessions aims to replace the irate with elate and provide clues and an outline for you to follow to achieve evaluation elation. The personal nugget confession puts the p in personal and I was fortunate enough to locate quotes as fitting as a tailored suit on...

Dear Podience, There are many collars, each with a different color, each carrying their own toil and spoils. What makes each colored collar unique? Why should lasting respect and reverence be shown to all collars? These posed questions will be satisfied. Also, the personal nugget is as outrageous as it is genuine. In addition to the research and some personal accounts offered, take away one vital...

Dearest Podience,  Falsetto here, your ally in white-collar warfare, inviting you to episode two: Defeating Meetings, how to defeat meetings and not leave them feeling defeated. The gathering of like-minded warm-blooded mammals in an office or virtual office setting occurs more frequently, throughout a calendar year, than any of us would like; so, instead of lamenting the volume of meetings,...

Dear Podience,  Buzzsaw words... the ubiquitous and eternally lame phrases or terms casually tossed around your office. When I think about buzzsaw words, I think of babbling buffoons, and that incessant babbling brings me to the biblical tale: Tower of Babel. That's right, we can even call out buzzsaw words biblically in these soothsayer sessions. Also, we will shine a loud light on the disse...

"I got a taste of the real world, and my palate rebelled. " Falsetto Prophet Welcome Podience! Please do proceed and direct the attention of your ears to my premiere episode of Chemohawk Sessions: Chapter 1: White-Collar, Black Belt: Buzzsaw Words.  While you enjoy the wit and whimsical nature of Buzzsaw Words , as this is, in fact, an anthology series, marinate on the knowledge that add...