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Falsetto Prophet

Chemohawk Sessions

Dear Podience,Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience; together, let's unwind the daily grind. - Falsetto*Intro/outro song Island Dream courtesy of Chris Haugen

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Falsetto Prophet

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Dernier épisode

21 oct. 2026

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Chapter 32: White-Collar, Black Belt: Efficient Gent Well Spent (Working well in haste; weeding out waste) 27.09.2022

Podience, if you are familiar with the well circulated John Wesley quote: “Though I am always in haste, I am never in a hurry,” then you have all the foreknowledge you need to enjoy and comprehend this session. Here we will discuss the merits of efficiency and those who will stop at nothing to belittle its value. Do you feel that you are efficient at your WCC, in your PPL (personal private life)?...

Chapter 31: White-Collar, Black Belt: Diverse, this Drone Hive Bursts: (Seven Deadly Synergy Session on Hiversity) 27.09.2022

Podience, some deadly syn ergies have been detailed in prior episodes; I gift you another one with today's session. We have discussed the lie of di...versity and today we'll confirm if you employ that d word overmuch, the drone hive bursts! Do people care about your culture and where you come from? Should your WCC care? Does your employer value your individual mystique-- or what contributions you...

Chapter 30: White-Collar, Black Belt: Professional Discourtesy (When M&M's ceiling your success and cap your growth) 22.09.2022

Podience, as you are a peacock, they have to let you fly. Do you know the height parameters you should be constricted to? What is the ceiling for your own success; how much growth do you have left in you? Only you know these answers... so never let a mindless M&M with their own machinations and manipulations stifle your ability to soar. Here, we will discuss some research I discovered, a vast...

Chemohawk Sessions Short #8: Metafork in the Road 20.09.2022

Podience, again I apologize for briefly mistaking Sonic for Dairy Queen . I know it is the queens of dairy who give your beloved blizzard one final upside down shake to confirm the iced integrity of your confection. Today, I gift you the treasure of a short and explain the vital difference between keeping an open mind and a self-imposed shackled bind. Tunnel vision allows you to see a great distan...

Chapter 29: White-Collar, Black Belt: Imposterior Syndrome (Foster the imposter; Seven Deadly Synergy Session on Imposter Syndrome) 19.09.2022

Podience, **Update** Thanks go to my man Wam Bam Kam for shining a polite light on a mistake I made in this episode. It is Dairy Queen who crafts blizzards and turns those mother loving confections upside down before handing it to you so you can eye the structural integrity of that sweet treat you will soon enjoy. I said Sonic Blizzard for I had Sonic on the brain, yum... grilled cheese and a diet...

Chapter 28: White-Collar, Black Belt: Partially Impartial (Strong work ethic or strong ethics at work?) 15.09.2022

Podience, are you impartially partial or partially impartial? How can you be a stone-cold spectator when you are encased in warm human flesh? Do you sometimes observe a range of impropriety at your WC workplace, ranging from mildly shady to mammothly sinister? Committing dishonorable acts comes with difficulty, and carries with them inherit risk of punishment, but doing the fstars right thing can...

Chapter 27: White-Collar, Black Belt: Customary Scary Customers (How to engage the enraged) 13.09.2022

Podience, I have been sitting and stewing over the complex, at times, incomprehensible approach to placating pissant customers, but here we are. Do you sometimes leave a shift sapped of vigor, or clock out immobilized with rage, exhaustion after a horrific scary customer encounter? I had my share of demoralizing encounters, and instead of leaving those experiences to wilt on the vine, I bring them...

Chapter 26: White-Collar, Black Belt: Whooping Coffee Klatsch (Seven Deadly Synergy Session on Sphere of Influenza); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Red Devil 12.09.2022

Podience, once more, as many times before, you will be on the receiving end of a triumvirate of treats today! You get another full-blown session, it touches on another of the seven deadly synergies: sphere of influenza, and you are graced with the graceful yet demonic presence of Red Devil, who knows her way around a white-collar environment. We will discuss mental health, the pitfalls of embracin...

Chemohawk Sessions Short #7: Slow (Mo)hawk (A Life Less Taxing) 08.09.2022

Podience, Lend me your ears and relinquish your fears! This is your merry sanctuary, where you can relax, listen slow and let these Chemohawk Sessions roll. Do you ever ponder your purpose on this terrestrial rock, dear listeners? Sometimes you can explore this practically; other times, it requires a philosophical perspective. We dabble in the philosophical today as we discuss finding our purpose,...

Chemohawk Sessions Short #6: Unstained White-Collar, Bloodstained Black Flag 06.09.2022

Podience, Today, I had an itch to express some thoughts and splash some soothing soundwaves your way. Do you sometimes feel such rage that you aim to hoist the black flag at your WCC and launch a full-scale mutiny? I know that disturbing disposition and those inclinations to incite all too well; I present you with these Chemohawk Sessions Shorts to let in a little light and convince you to put a p...

Chapter 25: White-Collar, Black Belt: Melting Point of Workplace Wax (Soaring safely between sun rays and sea waves) 04.09.2022

Podience, You keep listening and I shall keep glistening light to reflect back and illuminate those dark places you may sometimes find yourself when in despair. Welcome to another helpful, healing dose of Chemohawk Sessions. Here, we will go Greek at the beginning, but loop all that mythology back around and weave it into a hybrid quilt cut of both historical and contemporary cloth as it applies t...

Chemohawk Sessions Short #5: Word to the Wise Spoken by Fools 03.09.2022

Podience, You get both a three-day vacation from work and closure on our three-way lesson concerning the Delphic Maxims! Here we will discuss the mammoth mistake in thinking you know everything, symptoms to spot in others who claim they know all and how to conduct yourself accordingly. Do you grow vexed to an uncurable degree, dear listeners, when others who know a teeny, tiny bit proclaim to know...

Chapter 24: White-Collar, Black Belt: Covideo Conferences (Mining buried treasure from plagued displeasure) 01.09.2022

Podience, Covideo came, coughed on us; we contracted, but ultimately conquered. Our cells slapped the shiz out of Covid while we worked and watched from our virtual cells of the WC. It is so easy and requires virtually zero effort to identify negatives and nag with volume, but look a little deeper, scan a tad harder and you shall find a trove of unintended treasures. What did the king-flu do to yo...

Chemohawk Sessions Short #4: A Recess on Excess 31.08.2022

Podience, Welcome to another healing, enriching short! I promised, previously, that we would devote one episode to each of the Delphic Maxims and I am following through on that pledge in fine fstars fashion. Do you lust, covet or desire to a debilitating degree? A little ambition may offer motivation and healthy challenges, but so rapidly can it foment and ferment into something ruinous. This epis...

Chapter 23: White-Collar, Black Belt: Negotiate Your Fate (Aiming for more than halfway happy) 30.08.2022

Podience, Loyal listeners rejoice for this episode affords me the distinct pleasure of putting what I have learned to fstars use. I spent WC years atop a lifetime of negotiating for myself, for my peers and for my career. To negotiate properly can be satisfying, to broker poorly can be an exercise in exhaustion. Here you will hear and walk away with painstakingly picked subject matter lending you...

Chapter 22: White-Collar, Black Belt: The Rift of Gab (Seven Deadly Synergy Session on ColGABoration); Chemohawk PODIENCE Sessions with Wam Bam Kam 29.08.2022

Podience, I am the fstars Candyman and YOU are in for two treats! Treat number 1: this is a special Chemohawk Session as it is a Seven Deadly Synergy Session. Treat number 2: this is a Podience Session with Wam Bam Kam. I can barely contain myself scribing these intro notes for you, THAT is the level of unfettered excitement we are talking about here. Do you have the gift of gab, Podience? Does it...

Chemohawk Sessions Short #3: Customer Disservice 26.08.2022

Podience, The lionized weekend looms. Drink up; T.G.I.F. Tonic, Gin, Ice, Friday! Did you know there is a healing ingredient in tonic known as quinine. I struggle to pronounce quinine properly, and I still fail to get it just right, but you know what I mean. Does your WCC provide stellar customer service? Or do they struggle with that feat and instead spread customer disservice leaving YOU holding...

Chapter 21: White-Collar, Black Belt: The Lie of Di…versity (Harmony vs. diversity in a Workplace Conductor's Choir) 25.08.2022

Welcome loyal listeners, I offer a gambit of praise for your loyalty and listening skills. As this is a touchy topic, it only makes sense that we touch it! Touch it, we shall, dear Podience. If the goal of a country, or a WC conglomerate, is unity and clarity of vision, why stockpile either with a medley of words that begin with di... as in dichotomy (a division into two) discord, disagreement, di...

Chemohawk Sessions Short #2: Don't Fight the Quiet (Know thyself in silence) 23.08.2022

Greetings to you precious patients of these Chemohawk Sessions, You will receive a minor but critical dose of Chemohawk medicine from Dr. Prophet today with your second Chemohawk Sessions Short. Did you know that collegiate degrees in B.S. M.S. and PHD might also mean something scatological? We will expound on that as we remind ourselves the value of knowing thyself. The words "Know Thyself" were...

Chapter 20: White-Collar, Black Belt: Managerial Math (Is your boss's angle right, obtuse or acute?) 22.08.2022

Podience,  There is no me without you. I sing your praises and indispensability at the start of this session. I do not know about you, but I struggled with math to a pitiful degree. However, I do recognize that mathematics can manifest certain charms and, for purposes of this episode, show us the ideal manager to pray, wish or beg for. Do you like your current manager and their managerial sty...

Chapter 19: White-Collar, Black Belt: Juice Stain to Bruce Wayne (Leaving rough whaling for smooth sailing)… Chemohawk PODIENCE Sessions with Wam Bam Kam 22.08.2022

Podience, Welcome to our extra special sauce delectable debut of Chemohawk PODIENCE Sessions! Today, I have a super special sauce, wow, I really fancy my fstars sauce, guest speaker who will affectionally and summarily be referred to as WAM BAM Fstars Kam. Now, the fstars is optional, but, also requisite and essential as it makes for a more theatrical introduction. Does that remind, podience, you...

Chapter 18: White-Collar, Black Belt: Wise, Calm Coaching (Be a wise, calm coach, not a no-brainer trainer) 16.08.2022

Loyal listeners, welcome to your workplace sanctuary of Chemohawk Sessions. Welcome to lean, episode 18. Have you ever been a coach? You most assuredly have been a mentee. As a mentee, I bet you eagerly awaited a mentor who could coach with a calming, stylish wisdom. Calm coaching begets a calmed audience. Let this episode soothe your stress, engender your snickering and allow you to leave with a...

Chapter 17: White-Collar, Black Belt: Suicide Mission Statement (Your company's mission statement: survived or suicided?) 15.08.2022

Podience, I appreciate you loyal listeners with all of my Falsetto Prophet prophetic power and falsetto register. Welcome to your next dose of Chemohawk Sessions. Do you know what your WCC stands for? Do you understand the mission? What is your major mission malfunction, soldier? You better know if you want to grow and go with the white-collar dogmatic flow. We will scratch the surface and then pl...

Chemohawk Sessions Short #1: Co-Workers Without Need are Without Greed. 13.08.2022

Podience,  As it is the weekend, I gift you your premier Chemohawk Sessions Short #1 . How many will there be? Think not to ask me! I prefer to keep you breathless with anticipation. Friends are life's safety nets, better to cast a wide net, compound your squad of allies and confound your enemies. Keep close your friends, dear Podience, and chain letter them a recurring dose of these Chemohaw...

Chapter 16: White-Collar, Black Belt: Noose, Knot or Ripcord? (At frayed end of your workplace rope) 11.08.2022

Howdy Podience, There will be at least one TX reference as I mention a rattlesnake on this episode. Additionally, some scientific mumbo jumbo, but the material is as alarming as it is apt while we discuss your pondered options dangling on your workplace rope. Will you hang yourself, hold on for dear fstars life, or cut it and pull the rip cord so you may land a new joyous pursuit? These options wi...

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