Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

Danny Peaks thought his day couldn't get any worse, but it has. Hunted by the police and now trapped in a disused mine with his family, Danny meets an ancient sorcerer who is in desperate need of a cup of tea.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated epi...

Danny Peaks is in big trouble. His wife has been kidnapped by bandits and the police want a word. Could his day get any worse? Maybe a visit to his rival Graham, will cheer him up?   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound...

Marooned at a desolate research station on a planet far, far away and likely fictional, civilian Jeff Bumble takes Star Captain Dick Calhoon through a virtual tour of life on an outpost with no other humans and no contact beyond one affectionate android. Episode 70 was written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social...

Seizing the opportunity to deliver his own podcast, Bill Shyster introduces us to the greatest money-making venture of all time. Warning: DO NOT give this man any money. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on I...

More gruesome deaths await the third night of the full moon at Bumpkin Manor. Will Kev and Matt survive? Will the identity of the beast finally be revealed? Does any of this even matter? Who knows. Episode four of a four-part mini-series. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilver...

The second day at Bumpkin Manor brings authoritative questions and stupid answers, whilst the second night brings more blood, death, and the return of the beast. But just what is it? A wild animal? Or are far more sinister forces at work? Episode three of a four-part mini-series.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by...

Still on the first night of the full moon cycle, Kev and Matt seek answers in the rural Bumpkin Manor; home to an eccentric family of complete and incomplete Bumpkins. Is everyone really who they say they are and what of the beast calling out in the night? Episode two of a four-part mini-series.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social med...

Following the arrival of a mysterious letter, Kev and Matt take to the road in search of Bumpkin Manor, and all the secrets that lie within. Join us for the first episode of a four-part mysterious mystery mini-series, where the words mysterious and mystery are likely to get used far too often. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media manage...

Join us for a special tale starring Pink tiger and his faithful butler Burrowing Owl, as they investigate the curious case of the Pale Lemur. Keep the receipt, just in case.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on...

With the super hero team, "No Quarter," broken into pieces and no closer to finding to the villain known as Dr Dentist. Duke takes charge and starts to connect the dots. What he finds however, will challenge everything he thought he knew.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone....

Having lost another member of "No Quarter," the super hero team regroup to look for the villain known as Dr Dentist. However, a bigger danger could lay closer to home.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Insta...

Time Traveller, Duke Render has been forced into joining the super hero team, "No Quarter." Their mission, to find the super villain known as Dr Dentist. However the team are fixated on a little, old man who lives down the road and only wants a quiet life. Maybe they are looking in the wrong direction?   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Art...

Who is the mysterious Lacunar Infarct? Is he really a vampire? Or is some other nonsense afoot? Dale Alan digs deeper in the concluding part of this year’s Halloween special.  Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on...

Why is a single island known as The Ferrero Rocher Isles? Exactly where is it? And should anyone even care? These, and many other questions, are unlikely to get answered in this episode; the first of a two-part Halloween special.     Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Sto...

After 136 weeks of non-stop cooking action, things are about to get even hotter in the grand final of Honk’s Kitchen. Join us for cauliflower, broccoli, and much much more as the last two contestants compete to win the coveted prize of Head Chef at Honk Romsey’s brand new mobile restaurant and burger van: Honkz. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders....

It’s the semi-final of one of the world’s most exciting daytime cookery shows, where casseroles and tempers get extremely heated. Disclaimer: no casseroles are featured in this episode. Not one. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com C...

A surprise visit from Kev’s Auntie Mabel and Uncle Fred casts an awkward mood over the podcast. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker might actually be Geoff the Banker. More...

Kev is busy at the zoo so Matt decides to take a short cut editing the podcast but ends up activating a rather psychotic audio description. Matt needs to go the post office but Audio Description and the local police have other plans. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound...

Mysterious bubble wrapped packages await instructions at the disused Turwzels chocolate factory, as the survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as safe as being marooned on a killer island. Cat Noir presents the final episode of MISSING Series 2. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media mana...

Billionaire, Alfie Lovechild is working on a special project for the UK police. His robot prototypes have been tested and are due to roll out to all forces across the country. However, one man has worked out how to control the drones and intends to use them for his own gain. Can Alfie stop him? Cat Noir presents MISSING Series 2. Where the plane crash survivors find that life back in the real worl...

Following a lorry leaving a fish market, Danny Peaks meets up with some old friends and finds an curious omen written on the back of a breadboard. Cat Noir presents MISSING Series 2. Where the plane crash survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as safe as being marooned on a killer island. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. A...

Insert Namher is investigating strange disappearances at a residential home for old actors, where an old friend has come in procession of a rather magical suitcase. This property can not be allowed to fall in the hands of business tycoon Augustus Pennington-Smythe, but he has sent a man to retrieve it. Red Mist, the sworn enemy of the super hero known only as Smoke. Cat Noir Presents MISSING Serie...

Kev and Matt try to celebrate their 50th full episode, but no one wants a clip show. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode due to an urgent or...

In this episode we spend a day following the lives of workers at one of Britain’s most incompetent funeral homes. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker is not a footnote. Cat...

The mystery deepens at Restoration Falls, as novelist Charlie Blunderwedge completes his treatment for pinecone phobia and seems to become a brand new man, but at what cost, and why is he acting differently toward his old friend and publishing agent Jim Bond? The secret of the spa is finally revealed in the concluding part of this Cat Noir adventure. Will Charlie and Jim get out alive? And wi...