Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

The four survivors of flight 935 have been stranded on the island again, but this time it won't be for long.  After covering themselves in feathers to keep cool, Warren's past catches up with him and Insert and Agatha are kidnapped by a birdwatcher.  Danny just wants to get home and put his feet up.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sande...

Celebrity chef Honk Romsey and his team randomly pitch up at Kev’s house to record an episode of his hit kitchen television show.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.  Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.  Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast &...

Today we join Keith and Chris on the frontline of a training session all about the complexities of safely managing risk in the workplace. Participation is mandatory.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.  Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.  Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Fi...

Join Dale Alan for the once in a lifetime opportunity to interview Hollywood actor and all round legend Brian Breynolds on a specially extended episode of Digging Deeper. Brian’s not actually here yet, though he’s definitely on his way. Luckily, someone else is keen to fill in for him, and she swears she has a story to tell. Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to some elephants pla...

You wanna know what's gonna happen, don't you? Maybe it's for the best you just listen. You can never have too much of a good thing. Curiosity is healthy and can be wise, but sometimes you need to know when to leave well alone. Just get out whilst you still can. Can you hear bagpipes? Oh my god! RUN!   Travelling by train, Chip Mason and Gavin Walters find themselves on the run from a bizarre...

Charlie Blunderwedge and Jim Bond fly out to a small apple producing isle to find a missing child in a story remarkably similar to the old film The Wicker Man; a film so famous that surely everyone must have seen it by now... haven’t they? All celebrity voices impersonated. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. "Hegs" written and performed by Matt Sa...

A classic tale of meringue-based hauntings. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .  Geoff the Baker went bowling. Cat Noir is a character ba...

Only one man can save publisher Jim Bond when an ancient evil is waiting in the shadows. However, Charlie Blunderwedge must face his faith, wellbeing and hatred of long, boring flashbacks in order to be ready. Please arrive early or be a little late. The exact hand of time is where the Hour Man waits. Beyond the eye, just out of view. The Hour Man counts the seconds for you. Written, performed, pr...

In America, songs from a hip-hop band have begun to predict the future and the F.B.I. are tasked to investigate before the release of their new single: Kaboom! (End of the World)   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com C...

For this year’s seasonally festive special we were inspired by the Dickens’ Christmas tale of ghosts and changing ways. In our version, we’ve reworked the classic into a modern day story of constantly feeling hassled, and given it a name lifted from an old Bowie movie. This pleased Kev cos he’s a massive fan. Matt likes Labyrinth. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers...

Ian Browdent, a struggling music producer Is auditioning singers for a new commercial when he is offered the chance of a lifetime: an all-inclusive tour of America. However, there is always a catch. Will Ian be able to explain why there are four dead bodies in the street and he is holding the smoking gun? Or is he destined to spend the rest of his life behind bars?   Written, performed, produ...

When Christmas gets rudely hijacked, Kev and Matt take to the road tracking the evil Rick Alanman to The Tachycardic Plaza in London, where Danny Peaks is having the time of his life. Can Kev and Matt save Christmas? No good asking Mr Tunguska... he will never tell. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Origin...

Novelist Charlie Blunderwedge and his agent Jim Bond take a few well earned vacation days in a secluded health spa hidden in the Swiss Alps. But is Restoration Falls all that it seems? And what exactly are the special treatments that go on there? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie...

Why is a single island known as The Ferrero Rocher Isles? Exactly where is it and should anyone even care? Who is the mysterious Lacunar Infarct? Is he really a vampire? Or is some other nonsense afoot? Dale Alan digs deeper to find out. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers...

Novelist, Charlie Blunderwedge and his friend and literary agent, Jim Bond, are thrown into adventure after discovering mysterious writings on the back of Charlie's new painting. But what does it all mean? And why does a man who looks exactly like Sean Bean care so much? Join Charlie, Jim, and a whole heap of Hollywood characters as they set out on their quest to solve the question no one knew nee...

After a dodgy bet in a rowdy pub; famed explorer Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur assembles a team to cross the seas and search for the mighty, mythical goat sucking Chupacabra. Who'll make the team and who can be trusted? Rum anyone? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI ge...

Join us for the Honk’s Kitchen. Compiling the semi-final and final of one of the world’s most exciting daytime cookery shows, where casseroles and tempers get extremely heated. Who will win the coveted prize of Head Chef at Honk Romsey’s brand new mobile restaurant and burger van: Honkz. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management b...

Compilating Ian and Stella's journey from recording their first album, to the mishaps of not working together and then their musical assault on Vegas. Join us for a love story like no other and music that should never have been recorded due to it's magical qualities. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Origi...

Flashback with us to when Matt and Kev lost one of the 9 Miss Marple's that live in their cupboard and chased her across the Cat Noir Metaverse. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come...

It's time to count down the top five "True Crime shows of the decade" as presented by Patrick MacNee. The only problem is, Matt's wiped all the tapes. However, the ever resourceful Patrick reveals a unique opportunity for Matt and Kev to finally do some acting.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Orig...

Unexpected equine activity causes a big problem in Kev’s front room. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .   Geoff the Baker is here to hel...

Flight instructor Mike Russett starts his morning with a challenging lesson. But, for Mike, today is only going to get weirder…   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on...

A one-note character, largely known for saying Perkins lots, swears vengeance and justice on the man who wronged her, and will stop at nothing to make things right. Warning: this episode contains themes of revenge and marzipan. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI ge...

Jude Baxter works at Hamilton laboratories. His single purpose is to clean up after others and be ignored by his colleagues. One night after hours, he accidentally solves the complex puzzle to life on earth, however, has he just doomed the rest of the world to destruction.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie...

Hunted by an array of people braying for blood, Danny Peaks has to think outside the box to defeat the ancient sorcerer before he destroys the city.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.za...