BEER & BIKINI

Do you know what a queening chair is? 👑 If not… you’re about to, and trust us—your woman will thank you. J. might be a little too excited about this one, but hey, she’s living her best queen life. (Warning: Do not listen if you’re prudish. 😂) We’re sipping on Saint Arnold’s Hazy Imperial IPA 🍺 —Texas’s oldest craft brewery, repping Houston since 1994—while diving into our time at the famous RIU...

It’s almost Thanksgiving! 🦃 Whether you love it, hate it, or just survive it… it’s here. We’re sipping on ice-cold Sam Adams Oktoberfest 🍺 and talking all things Turkey Day—the good, the bad, and the downright ugly. From food gluttony to family chaos.  But the BEST part? J’s favorite Thanksgiving tradition: whiskey. 🥃 Lots of whiskey.  We’re sharing our favorite Thanksgiving trips, the memories...

We honestly cannot believe we’ve made it this far — TWO YEARS of Beer & Bikini, podcast, listened to in countries all around the world!  Thank you for every download, every laugh, every message, and every wild story you've shared with us.  We’re celebrating BIG today… in two very on-brand ways.   **HUGE NEWS: A NEW BOOK RELEASE!** J.  did something massive: she wrote, published, and offic...

🌞Pack your sunscreen, your sarcasm, and maybe your imagination—because we just got back from Breathless Riviera Cancun , and ohhh do we have stories. Yes, it was sunny, sexy, and full of tiny bikinis 👙, cold beer 🍺, and that signature “we’re too old for this but absolutely living for this” energy. BUT… The real entertainment? The guests. Some classy 💁‍♀️, some trashy 🗑️, and some… well, let’s...

It’s Halloween season, y’all—and J’s had a few too many sips of Kraken spiced rum, so the giggles and mispronounced words are flying like candy from a trick-or-treat bag. 🍬 Meanwhile, A’s getting in the spooky spirit with a Krabash Brewing Rodeo Clown Double IPA , while J rocks her favorite French maid outfit.  🧹 They dive into why Halloween is the perfect excuse for ladies to dress a little slu...

🌴Vacay vibes, baby! At the time you’re listening, we’re sipping cold beers on a sunny Mexican beach—adult-only resort style wink wink . But don’t worry, we didn’t leave you hanging—we pre-recorded this fun episode just for you! We shared a cold Meanwood Brewery Double IPA from Austin, chat about J’s teeny-tiny sporty top (thank you very much), dive into the joys of sex (yep, the book 👀), and A....

Get ready for giggles and maybe a little blush 😏—J. is sharing an article with the top sex facts you didn’t know you needed. 🍑🔥 And hey, you might even learn something about your girl 😉. So, crack open a cold one 🍻, press play ▶️, and join us for a flirty, fun, and oh-so-educational episode you won’t forget. 🎧✨  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our...

She says no boob talk today, but A has other plans. 😉 This week they crack open a beer that J. really didn’t like — cue gag noises —so tune in to find out why! They also dish on the infamous poop cruise (have you seen the Netflix special yet?), and with a Mexico vacation just around the corner, the burning question is: how many bikinis is she really packing? 👙☀️ Grab a cold one and join the laug...

Things get a little tight this week when A. finally figures out what camel toe really is 👀 … while J.’s outfit is serving double trouble with a camel-toe-and-underboob combo that refuses to be ignored. The mics are hot, the outfit is sexy, and they crack open a cold Festbier from Spindletap Brewery 🍻 (spoiler: J. is not a fan—wheat beer is straight-up ew, gross). It’s also J.’s 2-year boobiversa...

Fueled by cold pours from Maple Branch Brewery, A & J rolled into the Fort Worth Stockyards ready for trouble. J was rockin’ her ripped-front sexy shirt—and had bartender ladies straight-up drooling, wishing they could snag it for themselves. 🔥 The drinks kept flowing—beer, whiskey, and Jäger on repeat—until they hit Billy Bob’s, the world’s largest honky tonk. Between country jams, rowdy dan...

This episode, we’re answering a whole new round of ridiculous questions—diving deep (well, our version of deep) into what’s really on people’s minds. 🍻 Fueled by ice-cold Treehouse Brewing Haze —because if you’ve had it, you already know it’s basically liquid happiness—we get a little loose, a little loud, and a lot hilarious. 🍬 A. throws down the gummy worm whipped cream challenge (yes, it’s as...

In this cheeky episode of Beer & Bikini , J, slips into a barely-there knit micro bikini —complete with dangling cherries between the girls 🍒—while we sip on Martin House Brewing’s The Serac Stout and spill the hops on our recent trip to their Fort Worth taproom. Let’s just say: she’s already planning the return. We stayed at the Hilton Southlake just outside of Dallas/Fort Worth, where J. st...

🎉 Can you believe it? SEVENTY-FIVE episodes of wild stories, ridiculous banter, and absolute chaos—and y’all are still listening?! We’re just as shocked as you are. But seriously… THANK YOU to all of our world-wide listeners for being part of this deliciously inappropriate ride. 💋 To celebrate our diamond-sparkly, beer-soaked 75th episode, we’re cracking open some Cellarman's Revenge IPA  f...

🔥 Our most-listened-to episodes? Yep, all about Desire Resorts in Riviera Maya —and trust us, people are very curious. 😏 Lately, our DMs have been poppin’ with questions from new IG followers—most of whom have never been to a clothing-optional resort (yet 👀) and aren’t in the lifestyle like us… but are absolutely looking to turn up the heat in their relationship or marriage. 🔥 So in this episo...

Grab a cold one—specifically a Bill Pickett Porter  from Texas Beer Company —and pull up a chair, y’all. This week we’re drenched in Texas pride (and actual rain) 🌧️, thanks to every dang 4th of July party getting canceled. But who needs fireworks 🎆 when you’ve got dark roast porter 🍻, porch vibes 🪑, and a deep love of ‘Merica ❤️🤍💙 morphing right into our undying obsession with Texas 🤠. Then...

We packed our bags for a getaway to the adult wonderland known a s The Villages, Florida — aka Disney World for grownups. 🏊‍♂️ 100+ pools  🍸 Bars & restaurants    🎶 Live music 365 days a year  🏌️‍♂️ 50+ golf courses  🛺 Golf carts that outnumber cars In this episode, we spill the crack open a Cigar City Brewing Florida Man Double IPA , and chat about our boozy adventures, J.’s sudden golf o...

This one’s got a tangy twist! Thanks to a daring Instagram suggestion, A & J crack open some pickle beer  🥒🍻 —live on the mic.  the cracked open a cold "Best Maid Sour Pickle Beer" from Martin House Brewing Company in Fort Worth, TX and J. was convinced she’d hate it… but surprise: she LOVED it . He took one sip and said, “Absolutely not.” Now J. is already planning full-on pairing...

Light-hearted and proud—because there’s no better time than Memorial Day weekend to raise a glass in support of our amazing U.S. military 💪. We’re sipping on Drekker Brewing Company’s 3 Greg Tomlette IPA 🍺 (seriously, what a name!) and laughing about the Memorial Day barbecue we somehow got invited to. It was one of those gatherings full of people we didn’t really know… and didn’t really want to...

J. is a Texas girl, but if she could escape to one place —it’d be this sun-drenched, non-stop party paradise 🏝️👙. She’s ready to pack all her bikinis and live her best poolside life year-round 🍹🌴 A. is just along for the ride, sipping endless Radlers 🍺 and—let’s be honest—enjoying the view 👀😏 (yes, he’s a boob guy and he’s not hiding it 🫦).  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about...

Why is it so hard to just be normal these days? In this episode, we’re diving into the wild world of obnoxious neighbors—from driveway dominators to the ones who just might have hidden cameras (seriously, what is wrong with people?). Is it narcissism? A lack of basic manners? Or are we all just one loud leaf blower away from snapping? 😤 Come laugh, vent, and maybe feel a little less alone—I mean,...

You may have noticed things got quiet around here… In this episode, we pull back the curtain on what really happened to J.  We’re talking about why the mic went silent—and what’s next. Spoiler: It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s a comeback you won’t want to miss.  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻 

Let Me See Your Pickles Bounce! Don’t sleep in the cheese! And if you're rocking slippers after 10pm… better watch out—you might just end up in cuffs. Is this the aftermath of a wild drunken night, or are these actual state laws? Spoiler alert: they're real (unfortunately), even the no donkeys in the bathtub! Join us as we dive into the bizarre and hilarious world of weird state laws tha...

Things heat up right away as A. can’t help but gush (and maybe drool a little) over J.’s nipply, peach-poppin’ shirt—perfectly matched with the dreamy can art on a cold, crisp Hop Sprocket Hazy IPA from Real Ale Brewing . It’s a whole vibe , and we are here for it. The duo spills the spicy details of their return to Hilton Playa Del Carmen Adults Only All-Inclusive - think: top-shelf cocktails in...

🍻 As they crack open a cold one with A. & J. as they recap their unforgettable week-long vacation, starting with a tall boy of Kilt Switch Scottish Ale from 903 Brewers . After a whirlwind trip, J. is rehydrating with a little Liquid IV (and maybe a splash of vodka—😉). 🏖️ Their adventure kicked off at the stunning JOIA Paraíso by Iberostar adults-only all-inclusive resort, where they scored...

It finally arrived—the custom boudoir photo book, and let’s just say... his work productivity just took a serious hit. 😏 Should he casually flip through it during work Zooms? Probably not. Will he? TBD. 🤣 Meanwhile, we crack open a Real Ale Brewing Co. Blanco, TX Black Quad Ale and get deep into our preferred perfect brewing conditions—no kids, good vibes, and zero responsibility. We also dive i...