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This week we have our music writing hats on, penning some new sexy new tunes for Janet Jackson, Bryan's inventing faux wool companies wondering why we milk smart animals, and Erin is cold and scared in her recently Halloween-decorated Saw basement in Vancouver. Bryan reports on Uncloseted Media 's expose of Meta's Facebook Content Monetization invite-only program which has been paying rage bait ac...

Bryan hit the bricks at his parents' El Paso hell house and injured himself moving some wrought iron patio furniture and Erin has some odd encounters with tech and influencers at multiple Vancouver restaurants. Erin's discussing the first recorded sexual harassment lawsuit from 1970 by Cornell University employee Carmita Dickerson and how assaults are still happening 56 years later at college camp...

We're a one 'ssue show today because we have to get to our Lady Attorneys! This week turns into a wellness podcast with us discussing the merits of supplements and a doctor who eats 9 cups of vegetables a day, plus how Bryan went to a brunch where "FUN" was the word of the day. This week Bryan covers the South Carolina Arts Commission defunding two of the only queer organizations, The Greenville G...

Put a pillow and sick on it! This week is a reverse course from last week's appeal to white men over 60 as we try to confuse Gen Alpha with some potential new slang, plus we fawn over Nigella Lawson as she replaces Prue Leith on The Great British Bake-Off . Erin discusses University of Texas' provost office rejecting "DEI classes" for core requirements based on "student feedback", and the removing...

It's a balmy 80 degrees at the start of fall and we're wearing burnt orange repping our Texas roots (Hook 'em horns! UT is in the finals!), and somehow get into a deep dive on college football coach Major Applewhite and watch how the players rehearse for the big game. Bryan discusses Turkey increasing their attack on the LGBTQ+ commnity by ordering more activists to be held in pre-trial detention...

This week Erin's luggage (with her mic) still hasn't been returned to her, but she's sipping on eucalyptus and discussing her appearance on the Scriptnotes podcast! Bryan has symptoms of exhaustion but managed to get a $70 haircut and learned all about the Seventh Day Adventists. Erin is Paul Revere spreading the news from the recent ProPublica study from 2020-2025 showing ectopic pregnancy deaths...

This week Erin is recovering from being stranded for hours at the Seattle airport surrounded by owl merchandise, Bryan is back in his Texas childhood bedroom cuddling his stuffed lamb ottoman, and Sally Kellerman's daughter's legal war in Scotland over her emotional support dog spawns a new tech idea for our show. Bryan discusses the new study ordered by the Department of Health & Human Servic...

We start this week by mourning the loss of our North Star - Dolly Parton, the one and only hero we'll never have again, followed by Erin reading a selection from a translated Nordic book about a haunted wax doll. Erin discusses the forgotten rete ovarii that was written off by the medical community as a vestigial clump of cells but was determined to actually assist the ovaries in 2025, which someh...

We're doin' it live with our Lady Attorneys on a late night recording after a full day of work on a Monday! Bryan is trying to figure out whether or not to buy a car, and our suggestions weren't helpful. Erin is back in a Canadian AirBNB with no front door, or hangers. Bryan discusses The Log Cabin Republicans continuing the conservative trend of cutting ties with the trans community and their new...

Hey Tuderinos! Erin and Bryan weren't able to record a new episode this week, so we're releasing the first two episodes from the last season of Groceries as an amuse-bouche for the forthcoming platform where we plan for a new season! If you have any funny packaging photos or stories from the aisles, start sending them in to groceriespodcast@gmail.com ! For this week's bonus episode, plus our entir...

This week Erin's spilling the tea (from a paper cup) about the Baywatch reboot set drilling next door to her office, and Bryan's wrapping up his Off-Broadway run this weekend and is going to start putting his thoughts in a gratitude journal to remember the experience. Bryan discusses two former professional cisgender male basketball players publicly declaring they are "identifying as women" in ord...

This week Bryan is reporting live from his NYC office space aka his "renovated kitchen", Erin believes the phrase "The Internets" is a Houston thing, and we're showing each other our t*ts on this Zoom. The planets aligned for the first time in years and Erin and Bryan both wanted to discuss the same 'ssue! We both cover the hot new Evangelical trend of "men-only" gyms like Proverbs 27:17 in Oklaho...

We're taking this week off, but to tide you over we're giving you a supersized episode featuring one of our favorite Patreon recaps from this year - Murder In Glitterball City ! The team behind RuPaul's Drag Race did a two part HBO docuseries that features nutty townspeople from Louisville, gays bringing up property values, Victorian ghost festivals with bad acting, court porn and kinkshaming. We'...

Over the weekend Bryan performed his one man show in front of Sandra Bernhard with no AC, and Erin is unafraid to chomp down on lettuce despite all the Cyclospora warnings. Erin covers the disturbing trend of gooner assaults in low income community Dollar Tree stores and lack of consequences for these perverted acts. Bryan discusses the recent reversal of a decision to decriminalize consensual sex...

Bryan is fresh off the first week of his Off-Broadway run and somehow learned the lore behind the Minions franchise. Erin is a working girl living in the phone-obsessed LA culture while becoming a regular at her local Eataly and people watching. Bryan reports on Patti LuPone's gay cruise being blocked AGAIN while attempting a reroute to Egypt and how it should sound alarm bells for countries decid...

Bryan is recovering from a cold and sinus infection on the eve of his Off-Broadway debut but googled Telehealth and isn't sure if he was ripped off, Erin wants to feels tiny and stand next to the large Norwegians playing in the World Cup, and we bond over our shared following of Instagram's @georgesternleadership who shares coworker text responses to after-hours asks from bosses. Erin tells us abo...

Bryan is recovering from a cold and sinus infection on the eve of his Off-Broadway debut but googled Telehealth and isn't sure if he was ripped off, Erin wants to feels tiny and stand next to the large Norwegians playing in the World Cup, and we bond over our shared following of Instagram's @georgesternleadership who shares coworker text responses to after-hours asks from bosses. Erin tells us abo...

Your favorite common law married podcast couple is back this week and Bryan is giving us New York Bagel recs and we ask ourselves why all the European soccer jerseys in the World Cup are tight but Americans have a relaxed fit. Bryan discusses how corporate sponsorship dwindling during the second Trump term hasn’t affected the fight amidst the celebration, and how the UK has finally banned conversi...

Your favorite common law married podcast couple is back this week and Bryan is giving us New York Bagel recs and we ask ourselves why all the European soccer jerseys in the World Cup are tight but Americans have a relaxed fit. Bryan discusses how corporate sponsorship dwindling during the second Trump term hasn’t affected the fight amidst the celebration, and how the UK has finally banned conversi...

This week Bryan's in a bad mood and Erin's back in LA staying at a weird hotel with questionable design and decor as we share gym hacks and review Steven Spielberg's filmography. Erin covers Missouri's abortion restrictions being overturned by Jackson County Judge Jerri Zhang removing requirements for a 72 hour waiting period, medical staff licensing and allowing medication abortions to continue f...

This week Bryan's in a bad mood and Erin's back in LA staying at a weird hotel with questionable design and decor as we share gym hacks and review Steven Spielberg's filmography. Erin covers Missouri's abortion restrictions being overturned by Jackson County Judge Jerri Zhang removing requirements for a 72 hour waiting period, medical staff licensing and allowing medication abortions to continue f...

This week we find out we're one degree of separation away from Kim Gravel, and Bryan unearths some newspaper clippings from the 70s about how to be a wife, leading to some scintillating anecdotes from housewives trying to achieve climax from their husbands. Bryan discusses last week's San Francisco Giants Pride Night and how players Landen Roupp, JT Brubaker and Ryan Walker decided to make a state...

This week we find out we're one degree of separation away from Kim Gravel, and Bryan unearths some newspaper clippings from the 70s about how to be a wife, leading to some scintillating anecdotes from housewives trying to achieve climax from their husbands. Bryan discusses last week's San Francisco Giants Pride Night and how players Landen Roupp, JT Brubaker and Ryan Walker decided to make a state...

The People's Prince™ Bryan Safi has returned to LA after his Austin convention experience just after Spencer Pratt lost his mayoral primary race. Erin's bundled up at home watching Agatha Christie's Poirot and trying to get past all the subtle 80s racism and spit curls. Erin discusses North Carolina Republicans' latest attempt at anti-abortion legislation that deputizes any citizen to use deadly f...

The People's Prince™ Bryan Safi has returned to LA after his Austin convention experience just after Spencer Pratt lost his mayoral primary race. Erin's bundled up at home watching Agatha Christie's Poirot and trying to get past all the subtle 80s racism and spit curls. Erin discusses North Carolina Republicans' latest attempt at anti-abortion legislation that deputizes any citizen to use deadly f...