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Bryan is recovering from a cold and sinus infection on the eve of his Off-Broadway debut but googled Telehealth and isn't sure if he was ripped off, Erin wants to feels tiny and stand next to the large Norwegians playing in the World Cup, and we bond over our shared following of Instagram's @georgesternleadership who shares coworker text responses to after-hours asks from bosses. Erin tells us abo...

Your favorite common law married podcast couple is back this week and Bryan is giving us New York Bagel recs and we ask ourselves why all the European soccer jerseys in the World Cup are tight but Americans have a relaxed fit. Bryan discusses how corporate sponsorship dwindling during the second Trump term hasn’t affected the fight amidst the celebration, and how the UK has finally banned conversi...

This week Bryan's in a bad mood and Erin's back in LA staying at a weird hotel with questionable design and decor as we share gym hacks and review Steven Spielberg's filmography. Erin covers Missouri's abortion restrictions being overturned by Jackson County Judge Jerri Zhang removing requirements for a 72 hour waiting period, medical staff licensing and allowing medication abortions to continue f...

This week we find out we're one degree of separation away from Kim Gravel, and Bryan unearths some newspaper clippings from the 70s about how to be a wife, leading to some scintillating anecdotes from housewives trying to achieve climax from their husbands. Bryan discusses last week's San Francisco Giants Pride Night and how players Landen Roupp, JT Brubaker and Ryan Walker decided to make a state...

The People's Prince™ Bryan Safi has returned to LA after his Austin convention experience just after Spencer Pratt lost his mayoral primary race. Erin's bundled up at home watching Agatha Christie's Poirot and trying to get past all the subtle 80s racism and spit curls. Erin discusses North Carolina Republicans' latest attempt at anti-abortion legislation that deputizes any citizen to use deadly f...

This week Bryan is hangry and attempts to eat his just-delivered sandwich off-camera while Erin pitches her 10 million dollar Steel Magnolias commercial idea. Bryan discusses Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's lawsuit against the Denton Pride organization for hosting their annual pool party, and how NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani's "Trans Rights Are Human Rights" campaign aims to protect some of the ci...

Bryan's back from his quick trip to Mexico with a shopping haul and Erin's new favorite yogurt has inspirational quotes on the lid. Erin discusses how Oklahoma's legislature barely passed a child marriage ban and calls out those who voted against it. Bryan covers the ILGA Rainbow Map and how each European country's ranking has either gone up or down in the last year and why. Tickets to Bryan's sho...

We're taking this week off and are giving you a peek behind the paywall. Dateline: Season 34, Episode 8 - Running Man. This episode should've been titled The Untold Andrea Canning Biography. A focus on the victim? Not a chance if Andrea has anything to do with it. Canada, ski slope founders, bump-its and McDonalds chandeliers. Investigators discover a car engulfed in flames in a remote wooded area...

This week get ready for surfing the internet with your aunts as Erin and Bryan rifle through some of their favorite websites and review art, estate sale pantyhose dolls and chocolate truffle characters you'd have to see to believe. Bryan discusses discourse infiltrating gay social media regarding "PrEP Belly" and some refusing to taking the HIV-preventing medication due to fears of long-term bloat...

This week we pull out The Secret Language of Birthdays from the 90s and read off personality breakdowns and find out which celebrities were born on the same date, plus some love for Broadway's Bob Fosse and how he changed theater and dance. Erin discusses the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals reinstated restrictions on Mifepristone, and how the Supreme Court temporarily restored access to the drug via...

We're coming in hot this week with our Lady Attorneys as we recover from skin care regimens that left us red and burnt. Bryan just found out SoulCycle still exists and is on the hunt for a gay personal trainer. Erin went to the Buffalo Thunder Casino to see Ancient Aliens Live! Bryan discusses the Trump Administration's new proposed rule making it more difficult for transgender Americans to own a...

Erin is kicked out of the closet and shows off her ceramic Maxine-style cigarette now gracing her desk. Bryan got his pilot's license and flew on his Chestnut to Florida for 36 hours and got a free smoothie. Erin tells us the horrifying details in a CNN report about internet group chats encouraging men on how to drug and assault their wives and swap tips on how to get away with it, plus how Missou...

This week we're celebrating the historic Artemis II astronauts, pencils, old school sharpeners, and wondering why counties are boringly named the same as cities. Bryan discusses the Trump Administration backing down and allowing a pride flag to be permanently flown at the Stonewall National Monument, and how San Francisco-based Philz Coffee is starting a new policy removing pride flags from their...

Bryan's back in NYC and had a celebrity run-in at one of his favorite restaurants. Erin is somehow seeing all the Summer House news despite never having watched a second of the show, and Bryan tries to convince her to watch Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Erin discusses Nobel Prize-winning economist Claudia Goldin and how she helped the WNBA negotiate higher salaries by using data comparing the d...

We're coming in hot this week with thoughts on those books you see at the airport stores, a new segment, Sandwich Time, where we do a deep dive on the Schlotzsky's chain. Bryan shares the news of the Supreme Court striking down the Colorado ban on conversion therapy in a shocking 8-1 decision, plus how a new trend for liberal politicians is leading them to subtly call their opponents gay. Erin dis...

Erin's fresh from a lung drip and talking "juvie stuff" with an ex-cop and Bryan was astounded by the bad wigs at his favorite community theater's production of Steel Magnolias. Erin discusses the U.N.'s Commission on the Status of Women and how the United States was the only vote against the agenda of strengthening access to justice for women and girls by eliminating discriminatory laws and pract...

This week we're joined by our Lady Attorneys and break down the Oscars (aka the Chalamet-shaming ceremony). Erin rips into tech bro supervillain Alex Karp for believing that AI will disrupt society by sidelining women who vote Democrat and ruin jobs for the working class. Bryan tells us about the current lawsuit by the American Historical Association against DOGE for violating the Federal Equal Pr...

Bryan's back in El Paso with his parents and binging Australian Married at First Sight: Australia. Erin is rekindling her love of Judy Tenuta and is sent a video of a man in Helsinki obsessed with Texan cowboy culture . Erin discusses the rapid decline in the U.S. birth rate and how the government refuses to incentivize young mothers to make more babies. Bryan reviews recent polling from the Pew R...

Erin’s back from the doctor after being diagnosed with walking pneumonia and she’s coping by giving us a crash course on the joys of zydeco music and bayou culture.  Bryan covers Florida cutting funding to the AIDS Drug Assistance Program (ADAP) and the effects it will have on the 16,000 who could lose access to critical treatment.  Erin discusses Kansas’ State Bill 244 which invalidated ID cards...

This week Erin's back from a surprising weekend getaway in Austin, and Bryan learns a new podiatric way of feeling the music by an experienced elder at the LA Philharmonic. Erin celebrates Alysa Liu's gold medal-winning performance at the Winter Olympics and how her return to the sport is changing the antiquated techniques that have been used to train female athletes for decades. Bryan discusses a...

This week Bryan was surprised by a special guest performance at the Los Angeles Philharmonic, and Erin gets her ass handed to her by a boomer client at the salon. Bryan discusses the Trump administration's order to remove the Pride flag from the Stonewall National Monument, and Erin covers the Save Act returning to Congress and the effect it would have on minority and married voters in upcoming el...

This week we're still riding high after watching Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime Show and feeling a little more hopeful about the future of the country, plus we share some recommendations to add color to your tableware and books to read. Erin does a deep dive on whether gender parity in each country competing in the Olympics affects their medal count, and Bryan discusses the record-breaking number...

This week Bryan has an interesting experience getting a haircut from the same man who originated "The Bryan" during his childhood, and Erin picks up a part time gig at her friend's salon. Bryan discusses the rise in popularity of queer literature, and how demand for titles like Heated Rivalry and Box Hill are leading to increased access and readership at public libraries. Erin tells us how Texas A...

We try and keep things light amidst the rising tide against ICE and the Trump administration (and as Bryan recovers from a procedure). Erin covers a study by PNAS showing how sexism physically changes and deteriorates the brain. Bryan discusses a current case of two gay Iranian asylum seekers on the verge of being deported back to where they fled persecution. GoFundMe Links: Support the Family of...

Chaos reigns in this month's Lady Attorney episode. We're starting new businesses Honeymoon Clothes™ and Panty Cents™, Bryan took a Waymo for the first time and we all get a crash course in frotting. Bryan highlights a recent partnership between Texas artists and Planned Parenthood painting rainbow crosswalks in a rebuke of the recent bans on "political and ideological" artwork by the current admi...