Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen

“When I was a kid, we were so poor that the roaches was on welfare.” Episode 24 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2001, Apollo playing, body inhabiting, comedy classic Down To Earth.  Mark and Ryan talk about meeting Stifler’s Mom, John Lewis ads, and where they stand in the pecking order of comedy.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, wh...

“Hey, you guys” Episode 23 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1985 treasure hunting, truffle shuffling, adventure classic The Goonies. Mark and Ryan talk about inhaler sex, how to pronounce words, and what exactly happened to Sloth. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a fil...

“As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster” Episode 22 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1990 shoe shine box getting, garlic slicing, gangster epic Goodfellas. Mark and Ryan talk about Nelson's hatred of people on Instagram, Kit Kats, and whether we could be made men" Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests yo...

“Your mother’s ass is so hairy…it looks like Don King’s about to pop out and say, “Only in America!” Episode 21 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2004 prosthetic, race fest, White Chicks. Mark and Ryan talk about celebrities dying, Terry Crews and some real tough Would You Rather questions. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests...

"Hail Paimon" Episode 20 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2018 grief stricken head spinner, Hereditary, in the second of the Halloween Specials.  Mark and Ryan talk about Halloween costumes, seances and the 7 Kings of Hell. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Emai...

"It's all for you" Episode 19 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1976 demonic child horror classic, The Omen, in the first of the Halloween Specials.  Mark and Ryan talk about first class flying, looking at your arse in the mirror and Cullen's weird dream. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episo...

"I can't believe I married a leprechaun" Episode 18 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2007 mentally manipulative rom com PS I Love You.  Mark and Ryan talk about Belgium, the worst lap dances and how racist this film is towards the Irish. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to sugges...

"Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy" Episode 17 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2007 accidental pregnancy comedy Knocked Up.  Mark and Ryan talk about biscuits, condoms and Cullen's wild Catholic Church theory. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes an...

"ヒロキさん、本当にかっこいいですね" Episode 15 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2000 classroom beat em up film Battle Royale.  Mark and Ryan talk about massive balls, the good old days of Limewire and which one of them would be killed first.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to...

"I'm drunk right now" Episode 15 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2012 piss head redemption film Flight.  Mark and Ryan talk about Eugene attending a Jazz festival, drunken escapades and Cullen's hatred of various actors.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email...

"Carter, you dick" Episode 14 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2000 inventive teen death, supernatural film Final Destination.  Mark and Ryan talk about drinking sausage juice, Ashton Kutcher and Jihadis v WWE wrestlers.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email...

"Can everyone please stop getting shot?" Episode 13 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1998 cockney gangster classic Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels. Mark and Ryan talk about Vinnie Jones, cockney rhyming slang and what their criminal nicknames would be.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future...

"Bag of sand?" Episode 12 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2005 deflowering comedy The 40 Year Old Virgin. Mark and Ryan talk about Cullen being called ugly, how they lost their virginities and whether Nikola Tesla was a shagger. Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film...

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves" Episode 11 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1970 World War 2 heist movie, Kelly's Heroes.  Mark and Ryan talk about Ryan's trip to Dubai, the futility of War and whether Saddam Hussein has ever had a night out in Dublin.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to s...

"Happy New Year, Sarge" Episode 10 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2005 siege remake, Assault On Precinct 13. Mark and Ryan talk about SWAT tactics, basic therapy and horny cops.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com You can f...

"It's Showtime" Episode 9 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1988 horror comedy classic, Beetlejuice. Mark and Ryan talk about ghosts, the Fringe and Alec Baldwin's shooting technique.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.com You ca...

"Your best? Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom Queen" Episode 8 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1996 action classic The Rock. Mark and Ryan talk about sharing a bed, how cool Sean Connery is and Chinese bears.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to su...

"No sense being a grifter if it's the same as being a citizen" Episode 7 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1973 conman caper The Sting. Mark and Ryan talk about Banksy, scams they have been involved in and which one of them is better looking.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to s...

"My handle's Rat. Call me Rat" Episode 6 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2003 science ignoring disaster film The Core. Mark and Ryan talk about holidays, phallic symbols and exploding Popes.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolutecutspodcast@gmail.c...

"Did you kill a cheetah?" Episode 5 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2000 cross country sex comedy, Road Trip.  Mark and Ryan talk about mushrooms, chemical burns and how Tom Green was ever famous.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolutecutspodcast@g...

"Papa's got a brand new bag" Episode 3 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1997 gold twin revolvered action film, Face/Off.  Mark and Ryan talk about chopsticks, the origins of Netflix and John Travolta's big head.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolut...

"Answer the question Claire" Episode 3 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1985 quintessential teen movie, The Breakfast Club.  Mark and Ryan talk about detention, mobility scooters and mental high school teachers.  Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film. Email : absolut...