Z Man and The Push

We have NottClay here for a very special Halloween episode on which we do not speak about Halloween, but we utilize Halloween sound effects >:)  Clay does not condone any of the things that I said about him. He told me that he will never join us on a podcast episode again due to my bigotry and ignorance.

Tried a Z man News monologue and a nice Push monologue, looks like we are getting a new thing going, eh? Let us know what you think. We talk about other stuff too, like how God is real.

Z man is getting more drunk and Max won't shut the fuck up about him possibly having an alcohol problem. Take a fucking IQ test with us. How about we see if any of us are actually geniuses. Z man is a genius thought. I am z man. I am typing this right now. I am a genius. A McGenius, if you will. PLEASE FOLLOW JUNKMAJESTY, this guy is literally the next big thing.

Hi5ifyourestillalive joins us this episode and we have so much fun! We talk about all of the important things like conversion therapy, DID influencers, and more I am pretty sure. Part 2 is good too I think. we are definitely going to have Max on again and we are definitely going to be murdered by Mcdonals one day.

Fuckin Dave on this shit to prove there is no r*cism allowed! Hope you all enjoyed this and are maybe excited for the little teeny tiny treat at the end :) Do you guys think we are good at podcasting? Take the poll below. Actually where does the poll show up, its below right?

Welcome to a classic riff party, I don't remember any of the jokes we made but I remember feeling like we were on fire (especially when we ate those chips dude that was brutal). And we have our first blacklist! Fuck you Nate <3. Nate slander podcast. But also Caleb. We have a patreon now so please go to patreon.com/zmanandthepush. If all of you who listen right now go to patreon and become a pa...

No, not that island! We are fucking exhausted, but I dragged all of my podcast stuff to a fucking island so we could do an episode with Push's Dad. What does this guy fucking do? Fall asleep halfway through. Whatever. We are all Tired. Hope you think it's funny and eat a mcChicken w Mac sauce. Reupload btw

Man who fucking cares anymore. We got a fucking soundboard, fucking video style, fucking what man I am putting way too much effort into this. what the dog doin man fuck it. Thanks for listening/watching.

Made a mashup episode and will never do it again! Shark tank, wonderful songs, the Greaser Subculture, Subreddits, and more! Now that I am thinking about it, we should have looked up the subreddit for the greaser subculture. Maybe we will do that at some point in the future who knows, and also who cares.

W-w-w-w-wW-WHats going on???/ (on). This might be our best work yet. We put an egg on this episode, and.... it worked (smirk emoji). Someone call Netflix but don't mention the McDonalds thing. 

You want the REAL news? The stuff they're keeping you from knowin about? Look no further, Johnny Depp had poop in his bed boohoo try blowing up the fucking planet. Yeah that's what I thought. Z man also talks about a time in elementary school where he said the n word and sings a song of love.

Not sure how good this one is gonna be I might delete it. Z man and the Push went for round 2 after Haley passed away. We talked about family fued thats about all I remember. I'll listen to it and see if I want it up or not.

Wait til the end for the hobo johnson thing its pretty good. We talk about some stuff we have been saving, and it's at an ALL NEW Brand New Location!!! We moved out of our apartment!! Who Needs it! Fuck it. Thanks for listening!:)

Today we Steal Gimmicks and no one is stopping us. Trying to show you guys how easy podcasting can be if we gave ourselves a real structure. Will we ever have a real structure? Will McDOnald;s ever find out about this podcast? Who cares! Seriously who gives a fuck, fuck you. 

New special guest and Push has a horrible condition. Pretty solid episode I think. Thanks again to McDonald's for actually sponsoring us and it not being just a silly little joke!

Hey guys whats up we made a video and it didn't do too well, but we don't care cuz we had so much fun!:) I spent some time thinking about how the video could have been better, but it all involved turning it into less of a dig on people who put podcast highlights online and more of an actual video, and it was simply driving me nuts! Gotta just work with what ya got sometimes yaknow? They can't all...

Who wants to do some SoundBoarding Baby fuck it dude this rocks. I need to figure out how to do an actual board though instead of just individual soundbits. I did minimal editing here so I am sorry for the silences or whatever, I don't care! I just don't! Fuck you!

To save ourselves from the Curse of a Lawsuit, we are Breaking from Abba (but not from McDonalds, we really want to keep calling ourselves this)

We got Noah and Mal so good they had no idea we actually started a podcast before this. We eventually told Mal but Noah still has no clue at all what a dunce. gThis is the best april fools prank ever. I hope I pick the right photo for these next 3 episodes I am posting. I also hope I don't go back and listen and feel like we took a joke too far or something and then have to delete it. Please let m...

Official McDOnals and also caleb fuck pod. Read some facebook and sang some song who is ready to have such a fucking blast fuck you.

We are McDonalds (as long as they let us keep saying it) and we have no idea what happened at the Oscars. First hour long episode baby woo!

Not affiliated with McDonalds, but please let us keep saying it. F*ck Caleb, and here are some Mad Libs! who is ready for some Mad Libs!?

We aren't affiliated with McDonald's but we would really like to keep referring to ourselves as the official McDonald's Podcast. Please let us. Also, it is an Abba instrumental so they probably don't even own it. Good luck finding this episode idiots.