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Let’s ogeee. The well-awaited Melbourne girl update is upon us and is juicy as ever. Will offers up his general knowledge quiz crown as the boys battle it out in a very tight battle. Is the Megalodon shark Pat’s spirit animal? Melbourne Girl Fake gay Spirit Animal General Knowledge Plant People Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams,...

Is this the worst episode since Joe? The boys spend half of the episode eating lollies and the other half mourning the loss of Pat’s dog. You may as well have a listen and indulge in one of Will’s hottest takes on a sport loved worldwide and learn what douching is with Pat. If you want to send us stuff, hit us up in the DMs for an address. Let’s oge. Got a Parcel! Gold Coast Swimming Races Pat’s D...

New phone who dis. Will’s excited for another one of his most anticipated movies and Pat gives his wrap on a very eventful State of Origin. The boys dream of the love of Grandparents and compare it to Will’s first love that he never met. Pat has a surprise for Will that he absolutely loves.  Will’s most anticipated movie State of Origin Pat’s new best friend Grandparent’s Love Jelly Roll Frui...

Happy Thursday team! The boys are on the couch, and are in a rather inquisitive mood. They question some of the biggest scientific marvels, and it is safe to say that their assumptions are way off. If anyone knows what Boris the Rottweiler is, please reach out and help us track down a script. Enjoyyyy Theory of Dating Matildas Random Objects Boris the Rottweiler Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos p...

Will and Pat sit down with the comedy trio from Perth, the Kick it Forward boys. The boys dive into which AFL players they think are coming out and go way too deep into Will’s new TV show. The general knowledge quiz is back and gets down to the wire. Does Will’s $200,000 schooling career help him get the advantage over the routined trivia boys?? The Kick it Forward boys freak Pat out with their lo...

The boys are back from Melbourne and the beans are spilled. Have a listen to see what actually went down. Did Will go on his date, and did Pat meet the love of his life? All is revealed in a jam-packed episode. Fill out the survey below to go in the running for free merch at the next merch drop. Let's ogeeeee. Survey - https://forms.gle/oEPxLWEyXYFwoSSZ8 Melbourne dates Live show Markets Nuns...

The boys sit down before they leave for Melbourne, and give their predictions on the trip. Will Pat meet the love of his life? Is Will going to spend the whole trip with the new guy? Pat reveals he is a secret musical genius, and Will tests his rom-com idea out. All this and more, on a very, very exciting episode. Will bombing Toothbrush sharing Predictions Rom-coms Nonnas Hotline Join the Proper...

We are in Melbourne this weeeekeeend. Will and Pat have already lined up two dates in Melbourne… tune in to see how they feel about them. Can you guess the kinks that Pat knows? Pat wonders whether or not they would be mates if they met at a different time in their lives.  Date Triple J Tyson Fury Passive Aggressive Uber Driver Kink Guessing Would we be friends? Hotline Join the Proper Non Po...

Melbourne show is this week. Let’s ogeeee! Tune in as Pat finally likes something that Will has always tried to get Pat to do. Should Will upgrade his Dad to business class on his own card? And the crucial 10 million dollar question is asked… Zach NFL Speech Instagram Followers Pat’s first movie suggestion 10 million Business Class Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, exte...

The boys are back! Pat delivers a heartfelt apology as he attempts to reconcile his relationship with the listeners. Will leaks his secret plan to create a professional ‘football’ player and reads a very interesting message from a fan. Were these the most rogue hotlines we’ve ever received? Pat’s Apology Plaques Football Bali dad with meth Pauls Formal Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for...

This episode is absolute chaos. Have a listen to see what the boys think about Olivia Rodrigo’s announcement, discover Pat’s Star Wars stupidity, and whether or not Pat has seen a Megalodon. Will gets all the boys from the studio to try his new fat-free cakes, and doesn’t get the reaction he wants. Pat receives a distressing hotline call and gets pushed to breaking point.  Forey space Olivia...

The boys are back with another thrilling episode. Pat spills the beans on his failed date that ends up stuck in a Maccas car park. Will tries to hype Pat up with his gay compliments but Pat gets pushed to the edge. Who do you think was the worst dressed at the MET?  Snoring Gay Compliments The MET Greek Easter Brothels Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extende...

The middle couch is occupied today with comedian and friend of the show Aleks Milinkovic. Things get particularly rogue on this one. From roasting old man hecklers to discussing the quickest time to complete a wank, this episode has got everything. When you get a tattoo on your cock, do you have to get an erection first? All will be discovered. Check out Aleks’ podcast ‘Whoa, Free Lunch!?’ at...

Live Show Melbourne tickets on sale 6PM MONDAY!! Let's oge. The boys are back in the studio to record EP 107 and Pat's got a spring in his step. Will gets a long awaited update on Pat's flake girl, and it is very very exciting. The boys share their love for the White Fox cult and their hate for TikTok comments. Is there a You Wouldn't move in the works?? Watch this space... Pat works for himself S...

Long-time friend of the boys Joe Bird joins Will and Pat on the couch. In the longest podcast ever recorded, the boys definitely didn't skip any details on this one. What should Will and Joe do to get backstage with SZA? And what does your alarm say about you? The big questions have been asked and answered. Enjoyyyyy Pat’s journalling What is acting like? CT Scan SZA Concert Surprise Party Joe’s c...

Happy Anzac Day people! Self-proclaimed by Will, this is You Wouldn'ts 'Longest Ever Podcast,' where he is in a very chaotic mood. Big news in the Drag Race world sparks the question of what would be the boys' drag nicknames? Is Olivia Rodrigo coming to Australia? Will brings a new segment to the poddy called 'It's 2024!' Find out what on Earth he has to say about that. Finally, the boys have...

Do you flash your lights at someone if they forgot to turn their headlights on? Maybe you'll rethink your actions after Will sheds light on some horrifying revelations. Can Pat defend his title as General Knowledge champion or does Will come from the shadows to steal the title? All is revealed in one of the roguest ones yet. Enjoyyyyy Will's sh*t match Pat's moving home General Knowledge SZA...

By popular demand, the better Gibb sibling is back on set with the boys as they catch up about their childhood fears, love lives' and trying to prank Will's dad. They play a game of herd mentality and there is some sibling chemistry in the air. Finally, they discover what grinds the gears of the listeners. HOW CAN YOU HELP EMMA AND BECOME A STEM CELL DONOR 🩸❤️‍🩹 🤍 Register to give blood at Crea...

The boys debate the ins and outs of the OJ case, and whether or not you tell your lawyer you’ve done it. Will gets picked on by his old teacher and asks the question: Are pearl necklaces gay? Hotline question for next episode: What’s something that ticks you off? OJ Simpson Ranking things Guys in dresses? Kids go to bed too early Will’s a gym guy Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra...

Will goes undercover as a GIO insurance specialist and pranks Pat's uncle, Pat debates the Morgan Wallen incident, and Will explains what a flappier joot means. Lastly, the boys listen to some more hotlines and answer a crucial "F*ck, marry, kill." Will's Mental Health Flappier Joot Prank Call Festivals Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live...

One Hundredddd braaa!! The boys have made the century, let's oge. This episode is filled with surprises. The boys share very heartfelt presents and Kyle donates a special something to the set. The first ever hotline messages are live, and very, very strange. The boys have also discovered video, so check out the podcast which is now being posted on Youtube as well! Presents Will goes to the gym Pat...

The boys are joined by their friend and esteemed Actor Ed Oxenbould, chatting about awkward acting moments and first kisses. In true You Wouldn't fashion, it is Ed's turn to share his most recent encounters in the love scene, and Pat gives his trusty advice. Is the Oppenheimer bomb real?? All this and a lot more... The You Wouldn't Hotline is now live!!! Get calling and the boys will have a l...

Will was late but it wasn't his fault, we go through Pat's spending habits and the boys make a bit bet on the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight. Dreaming Being Late Petting Zoo Prank Clovelly Comedy Sleep Paralysis Will's Dad Pat On The Punt Advice Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u...

Will went to a movie premiere in Perth where the director was a gronk and Pat had a big sexual conundrum up at Terrigal. We found some of the wildest things people have done to their boyfriends plus a proper brain teasing Riddle Of The Week. Will's Trip To Perth Pat's Trip To Terrigal Getting Out Of A Date Taking Coffee Back Craziest Things People Have Done Riddle Of The Week Join the Proper Non P...

Will shares a bit too much about some badddd badddd parenting, and Pat shares a bit too much about his penis fear. What more can you ask for? How does Will go at stand-up from just ONE WORD? Finally, the boys play a risky game to see if they have to read out some cringe hinge messages. They DEFINITELY DIDN'T lose the game. 00:00 - Inner Circles 12:43 - Gentle Parenting 19:46 - “Information-ge...