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Marissa goes to a vegan wedding, Pete stays home, and the two cover the devious political marketing campaign of 2020– plus poop talk, Pete changes a tire, and plugs. Today, “Disckscale” premieres on our Patreon. What did you do for Labor Day? Do you use metal straws?

Beneath the smiles, colors, and magic lies a hidden terror in Florida’s Disney parks, but terrors only shorter than 4 feet long. Having recently visited, Marissa uncovers the dangers lurking in a state with 1 alligator per 16 people. Also fart talk, TV talk, speed-hand-holding. Seen a Disney gator? Do you fart in your office?

Marissa returns from a getaway and Pete just can’t get away, but both divulge their amusement park plans in the icebreaker. Then, Pete tells all about conjugal visits and Marissa gets upset about it. Ever had a conjugal visit? What would your amusement park look like? Wanna see that duck shirt?

The world is terrible, but we’re here to commiserate with you about that. We have a fatal icebreaker and coverage of the difference between Mennonite and Amish communities. Would you be Amish or Mennonite? How are you feeling? Did you know our podcast birthday is coming up?

Pete wonders why people want to be correct so often, Marissa is overwhelmed, and both hosts are sleepily getting the same species from the Icebreaker Pet Store. How far have you seen someone go to prove they’re right? Do you work at the Icebreaker Pet Store? Did you hear Marissa talk about glitter doodie?

Marissa exposes some truths in The Lion King and begins Improv II. Pete makes too many remarks and gushes (more) over the WNBA. Plus Ed Balloon, menus through Google translate, and more. What was your favorite part of the WNBA All Star Game? Who would you be in The Lion King? Where would you live […]

We don’t know how our brains work, but we know how we don’t want them to work. Elon Musk has other plans, though– an idea that would ruin our podcast forever! Also, Pete has a migraine, BTS teams up with Lil Nas X, pressure tattoos, and missed anniversaries. Would you merge with AI? What’s your […]

Ever wonder why boxy camouflage exists? Ever wanted a brief history of camouflage in fashion? Ever want to hear our least controversial icebreaker? It’s all here! Are you active like Marissa or sweaty like Pete? Would you rather fly or run? What camouflage do you own?