Works Every Time

This is episode 48 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:40 - Gaslighting Justin Foodmaker 00:06:04 - Everyone loses their mustache with a story 00:11:40...

This is episode 47 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:00:56 - Austin Powers, a dinosaur, and a priest walk into a bar 00:07:23 - Slander and libel 00:10:0...

This is episode 46 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:14 - Last 3 brains cells reporting for duty 00:03:48 - Why we hate hunting 00:07:47 - Shout to al...

This is episode 45 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:49 - What Markus does with his dinosaurs in private 00:03:41 - Justin's Regulars 00:05:19 - Phill...

This is episode 44 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:45 - Justin looks like a "Shark Tale" 00:07:24 - Philler Bean 00:08:02 - Edging The WET Commandme...

This is episode 43 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:00:58 - The WET Commandments 00:03:45 - Oreo Coke taste test 00:08:56 - Sour Patch Kids Oreo taste t...

This is episode 42 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:25 - sWET boys (the AC is broken) 00:06:23 - The WET Commandments 00:09:04 - Justin's...

This is episode 41 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This week on WET... 00:01:16 - Justin be spittin' 00:02:15 - It's raining cats and dogs (and they're ea...

This is episode 40 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This week on WET... 00:01:34 - We let him cook but he burnt it 00:05:08 - Justin's Journal - Entry 2 00:11:45 -...

This is episode 39 of the WET Podcast. Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This week on WET... 00:01:36 - The boy who called in sick 00:03:46 - Impr...

This is episode 38 of the WET Podcast. Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This week on WET... 00:01:15 - The helmet is a bit on the nose in retrosp...

This is episode 37 of the WET Podcast. 8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH! Buy Tickets NOW - https://www.prekindle.com/event/88545-works-every-time-fort-worth *PROMO CODE 'WET50' FOR 50% OFF TICKETS* Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you h...

This is episode 36 of the WET Podcast. 8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH! Buy Tickets NOW - https://www.prekindle.com/event/88545-works-every-time-fort-worth Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have...

This is episode 35 of the WET Podcast. 8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH! Buy Tickets NOW - https://www.prekindle.com/event/88545-works-every-time-fort-worth Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have...

8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH! Buy Tickets NOW - https://www.prekindle.com/event/88545-works-every-time-fort-worth This is episode 34 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________...

This is episode 33 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ ALL YOU CAN EAT CHINESE FOOD! 00:00:00 - This week on WET... 00:00:46 - Phillip went viral! 00:02:54 - Justin and Markus'...

This is episode 32 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ Thank you to Sunset Strip for letting us record in their space! 00:00:00 - This week on WET...00:00:32 - Justin IS NOT doing b...

This is episode 31 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ America is getting good this season... 00:00:00 - Starting positive 00:06:25 - 5 levels of wetness 00:11:34 - Is Phillip TOO c...

This is episode 30 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ Welcome to Wetaburger, may I take your order? 00:00:00 - This week on WET... 00:00:50 - Fries with no ketchup is tragic 00:05:38 - Jul...

This is episode 29 of the WET Podcast feat. Greg DiPaul THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ Phill might be dead? 00:00 - This week on WET...01:13 - Trying to locate Phill03:10 - Fix your car, fix your life07:4...

This is episode 28 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) No moving to Vegas _______________________ I'm not drunk, yuor drunk! 00:00 - Confronting Phil on his alcoholism 03:22 - Markus learned to wakeboard off 30 Keystone Ice&#...

This is episode 27 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) No moving to Vegas _______________________ Politics Corner got a little out of hand this week... 00:00 - WET x Hyenas Fort Worth: 8/24 01:27 - The WET Commandments 03:34 - i...

This is episode 26 of the WET Podcast feat. Jake Steers. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) No moving to Vegas _______________________ Proper good pod... 00:00 - Jake Steers apologizes for England 05:09 - UK women voted bottom 3 in Europe 07:17 - Capitalis...

This is episode 25 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) No moving to Vegas _______________________ There's no theme here, just chaos... 00:00 - Solving Gaza again 05:59 - THe actual start of the pod 09:09 - Fleshlight reviews 13:55 - Joe...

This is episode 24 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) No moving to Vegas _______________________ Oh oh oh ozempic, you knowww, you didn't lose it a-loneee... 00:00 - Roleplaying Justin at work 09:40 - Phill's bringin bac...