Who's The Bitch?

It's April Fool's Day, but all Kara and Jackie got are BITCHES! Up top we got an UPDATE from the caller in "Episode 72 - Lemon Squeeze Me In" who was about to launch a new business with their boyfriend, but they were hesitating after their relationship hit a rocky spot physically. Kara's about to stage a corporate take-over of "April Reals Day", and we're lookin' for YOUR SUBMISSIONS! Then we're o...

Kara and Jackie are back again for another "Who's the Bitch?", this week starts with a personal BITCHuation of Jackie's from a Fantasy Fest, and Kara had a dream about Jackie bein' MAD 'cause Dream Kara can't ride a bike well enough, plus Kara's old classmates gettin' into trouble again, then it's onto your calls and emails! In this week's first email, a recently divorced listener had to deal with...

Jackie and Kara are BACK and this time JACKIE'S GOT THE BEEFUATION as our very first caller lets it be known that some of us can't be dainty sneezers. Then in our UNSOLICITED ADVICE, the Oscar's might be over, but we ain't done talkin' 'bout them Hamnet stars not likin' cats! THEN IT'S ONTO OUR SOLICITED ADVICE! Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for wanting to suggest a reading...

Kara and Jackie are BACK with all your BITCHuations! We dive straight into the UNSOLICITED ADVICE WITH TRIGGER WARNINGS A PLENTY as the internet is AFLAME with a dumbass who claims he got "catfished" by a woman he went on a date with because she didn't look as "fluffy" online/the first date and it actively reminded everyone about the idiot from "Love Is Blind" named Chris who did basically the sam...

Jackie and Kara return once again to answer your calls and emails about bitchuations in your life!  Up top Kara tells tale of her children's abilities to lie, and how much better one is than the other, and then Kara learns she has been in the presence of hot dog royalty as Jackie regales her story of hot dog ambassadorship! Harry Styles attracts the ire of the internet after stating that the slowe...

Kara and Jackie are back with another VIDEO EPISODE over on the Youtube! Freshoff the Bitchathon with a new ball-less brand manager and all the BTS goss' from the event! We're startin' this episode off with a listeners own ball bustin' vasectomy story that just confirms it's still MUCH less painful than child birth, followed by RIP James Van Der Beek and Jackie's got some thoughts on what we shoul...

This week on "Who's The Bitch?" we're showcasing some of the love calls from our recent Valentine's Bitchathon! The lanai is full of love as we have some special guests stop by to give their best heartfelt advice, with a surprise appearance by none other than cupid himself in the form of a commercial from yesteryear! The absolutely awestricking Amber Nelson also stopped by to give a rundown of som...

Kara and Jackie are back with another episode, this time with video over on the Youtube! They're still preppin' for the upcoming Valentine's BITCHathon this Thursday, February 12th @ 4-7pPT / 7-10pET, but until then Jackie's gobblin' up some Mr. Bubbles craft soda and hittin' refresh on that eBay listing for the BuzzBallz 9carat pink diamond ring. Check out the BITCHathon for a reveal on who had t...

Kara and Jackie are back with another 'Who's the Bitch?' and it's a sadder episode, as they prep for the upcoming Valentine's BITCHathon this February 12th @ 4-7pPT / 7-10pET and mourn the passing of the one and only Moira Rose. Then to start we have an update from listener Holly who called in during a past Bitchathon! There's also a few recommendations of where to help show support to those in Mi...

Kara and Jackie are back with another 'Who's the Bitch?', as they prep for the upcoming Valentine's BITCHathon this February 12th @ 4-7pPT / 7-10pET, and start with an update from 'Episode 29 - Big Bitch Energy', with a call from our listener who was dealing with her overly gassy partner! Then there's some beoooch chat about Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. The emailer behind this week's first full BIT...

This week on Who's the Bitch? Kara and Jackie are talkin' 'bout the not so posh family drama of the BeckHAMs up top, including the family copywriting his name, as well as his sage like knowledge of elephant photography. Our first emailers boss is normally real good 'bout givin' gifts...except when it came to Christmas, and for two years now they've gone gift-less, despite promises and others in th...

Jackie and Kara are back again, makin' calls on Who's The Bitch! Up-top we have some chat about Youtube not wantin' anyone to curse, and people who should NOT be givin' financial advice writin' books about it! Then in our General Bitchery we got a low stakes BITCHuation with a listener+friends who paid $80 in tickets to watch the movie version of "The Housemaid", and who is THE BITCH when it comes...

In this first Who's the Bitch? of 2026, we got some New Year's updates from Kara and Jackie plus some early Kara lore, Jackie discusses an uncomfy convo with a friend choosing to tell their kids early on there is no Santa, while Kara reveals her daughter is dealing with a child version of Fred Phelp's telling the other children in school they are going to hell, and we got a micro update from the F...

Kara and Jackie here talkin' 'bout that bitchyass construct known as time, and is NYE strictly kid free or is that bitchy itself?! Jackie's itchin' for at least ONE sexy holiday and it CAN'T be Christmas! Our first email comes in from a listener whose long term, long distance on-off again relationship, lied about their very much alive mother dying of cancer and only found out over facebook! This w...

Kara and Jackie are back, just in time for Christmas, and ready to decide Who's the Bitch! Up top we got some Christmas season chat, including Elf on the Shelf disasters, Christmas etiquette, and the bitchiness of certain Christmas songs. Our first emailer has a LOWSTAKES Holiday Bitchuation involving an aunt who doesn't seem to know the difference between White Elephant Exchanges and Secret Santa...

This week on "Who's the Bitch?", we're showcasing some of the live calls from our recent Holiday Bitchathon! Slugta stops by to help Kara and aggressive holiday Jackie partake in some festively thicc BuzzBallz while he explains the not so festive (but still THICC) custard that once reside inside of his cyst! Then we're onto talkin' 'bout that bitchy little bowling alley rule of bumpers for kids, O...

This week on Who's The Bitch, Kara and Jackie kick things off by talkin' 'bout the equal parts joy and horror that office Christmas parties bring, and we got that yearly BITCHuation of is "Die Hard" a Christmas movie? Then it's on to your calls and emails! Our first email comes from a listener with a BITCHuation involving a friend who isn't bein a "girls girl", and that has them questioning the EN...

This week Jackie and Kara are tellin' tales of this years Thanksgiving, including Kara's trip to see Zootopia 2, which includes an Officer Zebrowski, and burnin' butter!  Then we have an update from the caller Micah featured in Episode 40, followed up with some chat about Thanksgiving decorum and whether or not it's bitchy to have a funeral on Thanksgiving Day! This weeks first email comes from a...

This week Jackie and Kara are gobblin' their way into Thanksgiving with their gravy buzzballs held high, for a new Who's The Bitch! Up top we got some chat about the ups and downs of Kara and Jackie's experiences with double dates, and then its on to your emails and calls! First up is a message from a listener who accidentally caused a friend to have a drunken meltdown at their wedding, after tell...

This week Kara and Jackie are comin' in hawt the week before Thanksgiving, and up top discuss what is the bitchiest Thanksgiving dish, and then some The Real Housewives chat, involving Owen Wilson's favorite sex position and the return of the vaccine skeptic and troll of every bridge in Orange County Vicki Gunvalson! First up this week is an email from a listener with a low stakes bitchery about h...

This week on Who's The Bitch, we get an update on Kara and Jackie's Halloween costumes, Kara being a facebook marketplace middle man for her parents as well as getting a TON of unrequested help and comments on Facebook, then it's on to an UPDATE! from "Episode 57 - This Greasy Bag" with a little more info on their relationship with the man as well as an update on his pissyness. This week's first e...

This week on Who's The Bitch, Halloween is behind them, but Thanksgiving in everyone's tunnel vision, so it's still time to talk about some bitchy Halloween costumes! Including Julia Fox bein' gore covered bootylicious Jackie O, then a General Bitchery Update comes in first! It comes in with an update from the listener in Episode 52 - Dirtbag Bachelorette whose friend's girlfriend confided in them...

This week on Who's the Bitch, Kara reveals she is one of only two Kara Klenk's in the world, but she's THE OG, and it's right into unsolicited advice 'cause Jackie just gotta talk 'bout DORINDA! This week's first emailer privately asked a friend and coworker if they should reach out to a mutual friend about dating. Ater gettin' the 'ole go ahead, they found out the coworker had actually let the mu...

Jackie and Kara are back, and this week, first off we got some IRLBITCHERY from a Rilo Kiley concert Kara attended, Jackie got shamed at a FUNERAL, and some talk on what's the bitchiest Halloween costume (when it comes to creating it) Then it's onto our SOLICITED ADVICE! Our first message comes from a listener who has been given the 'mom role' in multiple, non-overlapping friend groups, and now sh...

This week on "Who's The Bitch?", Jackie lets Kara know she thinks 'bout her while she's lotionin' her wet post shower skin for all our loyal Jara-ists (or Kackie-ists), then it's onto yer calls and messages! First up is an update in the General Bitchery section from our listener in "Episode 52 - Dirtbag Bachelorette" who thought there friend of 14yrs had blocked them out of the blue! THEN WE'RE ON...