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This week we wag our fingers at our Balkan neighbors over some offensive snacks, receive an update from Sgt. Lewis' investigation of the Red Umbrella Society, view the highly effective "Will Vaxx 4 Mici" campaign, engage in the raging sex education debate tearing apart parliament, try to solve the riddle on how Romania has high teen pregnancy but low national birth rate, direct some traffic in a S...

We start off this week with Quentin's wild ride back from Bulgaria, Cojo experienced a real life "cap si pajura" situation, examine an incendiary moment in downtown Bucharest, review an efficient bribery scheme in Botosani, cover new legislation allowing for members of govt to accept donations from criminals, a 350 euro chamber in Cluj, and we go back Beyond the Frontier.   Facebook: @WhenInRo Ins...

This week the boys are gearing up for summer as we explode into our bi-annual rant on the Romanian national team, how Andrew Yang pandered to Romanian voters in NYC, analyze a bold move in parliament, encourage a criminal with a criminal with a green thumb and we send out our first sculpture trophy to the Prime Minister for his big win in our inaugural Pula cu Pula Dick Measuring Contest of the We...

The boys get a message of encouragement from Nadia Comaneci, Cojo talks about his experience taking Moderna, Pfizer, and J&J in the same week, made a bold stance on the Israel/Palestine conflict, review old Romanian city names, go over a new legal precedent that insurance companies love, Ford takes some shots at the government and as usual, a raucous beyond the frontier.   WE DO NOT KINK SHAME.  F...

This week we discuss why so many North Koreans are getting mullets, review Romanian Communism male grooming standards, do some market research for the new Harshita Colesium, roll out the brown carpet in Mures, spend all our crypto on tattoos, dink around the Sword Fight of the Week, bring back Visions from Vaslui and review the Romanian film Cap si Pajura in our Culture Corner! Facebook: @WhenInRo...

We pod with heavy hearts as we remember Romania's beloved black bear, Arthur, who was viciously assassinated by Prince Emanuel von und zu Liechtensteinmuhbalz...... we also investigate a stabbing over Sarmale, why HoneyPotting is not a crime, marvel over Bucharest's top cop, and throw shame on a Romanian Buddhist temple crime ring.  Did anyone else know Antena 3 is CNN's affiliate in Romania?  Fac...

In this weeks episode we strut our stuff as we begin with Romanian's in History part 3, shed a tear in Fire of the Week, review Romanian's protected food products, VAXX UP CLUJ, crunch some numbers, and throw trash back where it belongs.  The May Day holiday is world renown for being the official start of Speedo Season and we can't wait to BBQ! Facebook: @WhenInRo Instagram: WhenInRoPodcast YouTub...

Comrades - join us in the resistance - Bucharest WILL NOT take our mici!  If we said it was roses and daisies, we would be lying. This week we show you how to get fake COVID tests, congratulate the Gendarmerie on a job well done, get pumped up for WWE style ministers, receive a kind note from Vienna, question if a hospital manager was really watching "Bruce Lee" and go into a scandalous love story...

49 episodes too many, but why not 1 more? We go back in time for Romanian's in History part 2, give uninformed yet strongly opinionated overview of the dumpster fire that is Romanian politics, refuse to allow our BBQ's to be policed, IT Jesus, review a beautiful ballerina's act on Romania Has Talent involving a pole, and lose all composure going over Scrabble's banned words list. Mici Eating Champ...

WhenInRo Sports is back baby!!!!! This is what you asked for: we figured out what country is the fattest in the EU, why European men need to get fatter, why Victor Ponta is struggling from success, atrocious teamwork, losing to a country that was genocided in the past century, a juicy love scandal in a Romanian hospital that involved sex in the treatment room and why Jerk Chicken is Legit.  17" is...

Fox Tossing is real and in our European blood. In our comeback pod we debut Romanians in History Abroad, why Romania has attractive fines for sex offenders, breakdown how a naked woman stormed Antena 1 live and threw a boulder at a host, review the average cost of 0.5L across Europe, confusion over Untold Festival's NFT Buckets, our experience Party Rocking at Untold 2016, when Nashu blew a hammy...

How ungrateful is the nation of Romania? You have the #1 podcast in English in all of Europe and still talk shit.... What more do you want? Well.....we are trying to give it to you baby!!!!! Words wont do this pod justice. Just listen and enjoy. You are welcome, Paisano.  

This week the boys make progress on the Harghita Colosseum, dispel Adevarul's claim that Mamaia is 3x more expensive than Miami, congratulate the worlds youngest grandma in Vaslui, still can't figure out what a Prefecture does while doubting anyone in the world truly knows and valiantly risk their feeble minds Beyond the Frontier with some CGI monkeys, petrol, bigots, and billions of accidental ga...

Anyone else down to bring back the Colosseum in Harghita? In this episode we introduce Romanian Jason Momoa, apologize for the Super Staphylococcal infection we caused at our NYE hot tub party @ Club NOA, ask who the **** is Nurse Dora?, examine the future prospects of the young rebellious Romanian tennis sensation with 21 tattoos, examine another victim of Diletta Leotta, QA Test Romania's first...

Part III of The Sorana Cirstea Chronicles has arrived! But first we must give props to the City of Braila for laying down law, Quentin gets framed dumping his trash in the street, Pro-tips for Untold Festival efficiency, ponder how urinating blood is not an emergency, introduce the mildly infuriating article of the week as we drive the Ploiesti-Buzau highway in virtual reality, find a new quality...

Saturdays may be for the boys, but 2121 is for the Iubis!! We start with an update on the fiery little firecracker of a tennis player Sorana Cirstea, why sweaty towels to the face is a right of passage, dispute a new law limiting a household to 5 pigs, try to figure out what a "unit" of alcohol means, why the govt. says you can't show up drunk to your Covid vaccine, the rise of 1 star reviews at t...

Cocalaristan x WhenIn. Ro is back for round two as we introduce some of our new friends from the Republic that we met on NYE. This week we learn of a Romanian Franchise operating ATMs in Cancun, contemplate why a man in Galati set his apartment on fire 4 times, Flex with the Arad police as they show off their 113 RON pillage of a street beggar, THE RETURN OF WHENIN.RO SPORTS (Feat. Sorana Cristea)...

Out of the trenches and into the studio the boys reminisce on buying GameStock last month, start shorting Csikisor, pan some of Elrond's eGold in Sibiu, a Romanian artisanal mustard branded  "Pussy Lover", how to get probation for murder in Cluj, a bear chases a man on skis in Brasov, the Elon Musk of Suceava, an unpleasant update on the 2,500 year old Corinthian Face Mod, and we introduce a brand...

In this female produced podcast we examine the motivations behind a Timis mayor purchasing breathalyzers for his employees, try to figure out who Mads Mikkelsen is, the disappointment of receiving a $2,000 box of nails from Flanco instead of an iPhone, view items in Cocalaristan EMAG, tell the UK why a hamburger is considered essential, and put your some steel in your stomach for a double dose of...

The results are in.....and KFC loses.  This week the boys are left asking questions after a man gets fatally hit by a car in Suceava and then is taken to bed only to be discovered 2 days later by the driver himself, a drunk citizen directing traffic gets fined for failing to follow Covid protocol, why Dacia would name an electric car the "Bigster", figure out if Joe Biden is really JFK Jr. in a ma...

In our first pod of 2121 we give the Snoop Dogg X Florin Salam collab 2 thumbs up, talk about our immense trust in Romania's tax agency, convince each other all politicians should be attractive, the consequences of a "snooze or schnitzel" button, and are infuriated to learn Zarea's 23k Royale Gold doesn't come in signature 3-liter bottle.  Excerpts from Denis Alibec's biography, The Sultan of Shaw...

If you are reading this, it is probably too late... But we are hosting our inaugural WhenIn. Ro NYE Hot Tub Party at Club NOA tonight!!! Join us in our final episode of 2020 as we take care of some administrative tasks, accept the challenge for the 2021 3-liter Zarea Pop-Off, investigate a geological "gravity bulge", check back in on the Pope, but mostly talk about how excited we are for our party...

Goodbye 2020, Hello 2121! What a fantastic year it has been and we couldn't resist the chance to reminisce upon what has unanimously been humanities best year on record.  In a light-hearted, "egg nog" infused episode the boys are in high spirits as they swap their lab coats for spacesuits, attempting to launch themselves into future podcasting history, from 2121.  See you in season 5....maybe? Whe...

After 1 week, we can confirm the legal advice of "it isn't illegal unless you are caught" is working and catapulting this podcast to new heights.  As a new affiliate of the PSD party in Romania we discuss the parliamentary elections, go through the promotional material violating our mailboxes, contemplate visiting an illegal plastic surgery clinic in Bucharest, review how a shepherd killed two maf...

As "Borsec" Bottle #2 enters tsuica purgatory to await its imminent rebirth, the boys rejoiced as their new "Borsec" was not made from beets.  In a jubilee of philistinism we discover Orthodox Neversea, extend an olive branch to Oana Lovin, find that Suceava's Dept. of Motor Vehicles doubled as a Forex, why 2 villages in Buzau are immune from covid and a wild headlines of the week!  Golden Rule: I...