What's the Script?

"Let us go then, you and I, when the evening is spread out against the sky, like a podcast etherized upon a table" ... This week the boys tackle the Robin Williams' maverick teacher classic Dead Poets Society. Paddy writes a poem, Roger whispers in a Travelodge, but can Stu and Steve guess the plot? As always thanks for supporting the pod. You can gain access to over a year's worth of extra conten...

Up, up, and away to the podcast in the sky this week as we try and guess the plot of the animated classic "Up". We know it's sad and has balloons, but that's about it. It's a stacked ep this week with a lot of daft laughs. Steve can't get his nut around the year or certificate, there's the return of a feature we aint seen in a long time and Paddy writes his first proper review. As always, thanks f...

Hiya! You're listening to What's the Script? the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen! This week is English RomCom Four Weddings and a Funeral. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to twice as many monthly episodes and join in the fun of our "Stu & Steve Write a Film" adventure. Y...

An intergalactic odyssey this week as we tackle Steesh Spielberg's U.F.O classic Close Encounters of the Third Kind. You'll be surprised to hear the boys who thought Area 51 was called Area 52 spend a lot of time this week getting alien terminology wrong. Plus, Stu finally pays for a film, with disastrous results and Roger comes out with his most adventurous invention yet. It's a daft laugh. Thank...

It's a hot episode this week - and that's not just because we're doing a film called Heat. You're listening to What's the Script? the podcast where Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week is classic action thriller Heat! Fun episode: Steve goes to Ireland, Roger goes to the North Pole and Paddy plugs his new game show! Find us on Patreon....

It's an episode that won't get old this week as we tackle David Fincher's Oscar-nommed epic TCOBB. If you can make it through the stinking intro chat about dogs you'll find a lot of daft laughs in this episode's teenage years and right through to middle age and beyond. Stu does a good joke, Steve writes another killer theme tune, Paddy coins a lovely turn of phrase and Roger releases a fragrance....

We're back again after a wee break and it feels good. Hi and welcome to What's the Script? the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try and guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week is the action/drama Léon: The Professional. Very fun episode where we talk about frogs, BBC's Pointless and there's a French James Bond rap. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £...

Sadly we've been too busy to watch the movie Leon and record a podcast ep this week. We'll get it to you as soon as we can. If you're a fan of the show then please come see us do stand up at the Edinburgh Fringe! Stu is performing on Thursday 19th August at 5.30pm, and Steve's run lasts from Friday 20th to Thursday 26th August at 5.30pm. You can buy tickets for our shows at monkeybarrel.com/fringe

Your wildest dreams have just come true! You're listening to What's the Script? the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen and this week they're trying to guess the plot of Darren Aronofsky's Requiem for a Dream. The movie might be bleak but this podcast episode isn't! Lots of fun to be had including - chat about recent cinema trips (...

This week the boys try to guess the plot of A Beautiful Mind. It's won an Oscar, but can it win an above-average rating on Rotten Stumatoes (70%+) / I.m. Steve. B (7.0+) critical axis? And more importantly who will walk away with the victory? Tune in to find out. We talk all sorts of daft stuff, including not knowing about cricket and getting Tilda Swinton mixed up with other people. Plus, a brand...

You're listening to What's the Script? the podcast where Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. It's our half century episode and we're celebrating by giving you a belter of an episode obv. This week is sci-fi smash hit District 9!V fun episode including: a spooky theme song and Roger loses his frisbee. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from j...

This week the boys try to guess the plot of Boyhood. Can Stu find a free online stream in Spanish? Can Steve write his most ambitious pop banger yet? Can either of them actually guess what happens? Tune in to find out! As always, thanks for listening to the show, we appreciate it. If you'd like more you can find tons of exclusive episodes over on patreon.com/whatsthescript and you can always suppo...

We're bringing heat this week with another episode of What's the Script? the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week it's cult horror classic 'The Wicker Man'.Lots of fun stuff including: ritual chants, nicknames and Roger gets sunburn. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to...

This week we try and guess the plot of Almost Famous. Can we guess it? Can we almost guess it? Tune in to find out. Plus: Steve eats a Subway, a brand new film critic debuts and there's a bonus (hidden) post-credits clip for the hardcore fans. As always, thanks for listening and if you're enjoying the show you can find twice the content over on patreon.com/whatsthescript

The bitches are back from their mid-season break and it's a biggie! What's the Script? is the podcast where Stuart McPherson & Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week's film is the recently Oscar nominated film The Father. We recorded this episode for the first time in person and then we went to the cinema to watch it together. It was a certified Daft Lau...

Hiya, you're listening to What's the Script? the podcast where we try to guess the plots of films we've never seen. We're still on our mid season break but we thought we'd give you a wee bonus episode to tide you over. We interviewed the bold Rab Florence (Burnistoun) a few weeks ago for our Patreon. Rab made his own independent horror film on a micro budget back in 2014 called The House of Him. A...

It's ya bois here for one last episode before the mid-season break and it's a doozy. This is What's the Script? the podcast where Stephen Buchanan & Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films we've never seen. This week we're watching Alfred (Alfridge) Hitchcock (Hitchcotch) classic Rear Window. Very fun episode including: Roger goes on a cruise; a Dr Strangelove clanger and it's perhaps...

As always, What's the Script? is a podcast where comedians & friends Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plot of a film they've never seen. Not as always, this week's movie is cult genre mash-up An American Werewolf in London. Can the boys guess what happens in it? Tune in to find out! We chat about snooker, Mel Brooks' appearance on The One Show, space raiders and all manne...

Hello and welcome back to another gorgeous episode of What's the Script? the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week is the Spike Jonze film Her. Lots of fun to be had including: an EDM banger featuring Alfridge and Roger gets ready for Dragon's Den. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and...

We got those crazy Swayze eyes yet again this week as we try and guess the plot of the spooktacular GHOST. We talk Gareth Gates, sex scenes and Roger Eggbert learns sax. A daft as all hell podcast about a (SPOILER) daft as all hell film. As always, thanks for listening. As always, you can get twice as much content and support the show on Patreon.com/whatsthescript. As always, you can follow us on...

Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for What's the Script? the podcast where Stuart McPherson and Stephen Buchanan try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. Very fun ep where the lads talk: pregnant cats, being cucked by Virgin Media and Roger Eggbert's new cryptocurrency 'EggCoin'.Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and get access to t...

Daft laugh city this week as we try and guess what happens in... Con Air! We kinda know it's about cons and the air, right? But what else? Is it about air conditioning? Only time will tell. Thanks, as always, for listening. If you'd like to support the show and get double the amount of episodes head on over to Patreon.com/whatsthescript to gain access to our sister shows "Shittalk" "Ask Roger &amp...

Quack, quack! It's another episode of What's the Script? the podcast where Stephen Buchanan and Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week is the 90s family film The Mighty Ducks! Will the lads like it or think it's a real POS? Tune in to find out. Lots of fun to be had including chat about: zero-year-olds, heart scans & ultrasounds and Roger does some poetr...

Another huge week over at WTS HQ as we try and guess the plot of KES. Amongst other things we discuss Birmingham's best-loved actors and London's best-loved musical duo. A certain pod regular with connections to Greggs drops by one young boy is very much down on his luck. Hope you enjoy the episode folks, if you do please do us a solid and share it with friends, and leave us a 5 star review on iTu...

You'll be going Gaga over this episode! What's the Script? is the podcast where Stephen Buchanan & Stuart McPherson try to guess the plots of films they've never seen. This week is remake of a remake of a remake A Star is Born! Lots to enjoy including the world's best ever cover of Lady Gaga's Shallow. It's emotional. Find us on Patreon.com/whatsthescript from just £3 to support the show and g...