Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

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In this week's episode, we are back to the well of a franchise that we both love and have not visited for way too long. It's the 5th installment in the Paranormal Activity series, "The Marked Ones". Special topics for your consideration include: a bit of cultural confusion, spinsters just trying to live their goddamn lives, why we should really stop skipping movies in the series at random, spinnin...

In this week's episode, we are wrapping up our Kristy Swanson Rock block with the 1986 Wes Craven film "Deadly Friend". Special topics for your consideration include: MAGA SINCE 1969 BABY, old ass teen professors, the dangers of ignoring child abuse, Wes Craven's take on necessary gore, and probably one of the best kills we've ever seen on this show. We've done so many Wes Craven sounds that I can...

In this week's episode, we are discussing a pick from our favorite listeners on the Discord, the 1991 AC/DC-less film "Highway to Hell." Special topics for your consideration include: the other Lowe brother, making a copy of a copy of Johnny Depp, the appearances of children because we're classy like that, the very fine Stiller family, and a big divergence in the ratings phase. Genuinely this movi...

In this week's episode, we are talking about the 2025 reimagining of the Wolfman, a subject that you think it would be hard to fuck up! From the mind that brought you Insidious or whatever, here you go. Special topics for your consideration include: daddy issues, a combination of boredom amd disdain from people actually involved in the project, getting very upset at spiders, and whether or not thi...

Join us as we embark on this journey to share our love of a wonderfully bananas British Police drama, Line of Duty. In this inaugural episode we get to know our main characters, spoil futures season, and have a good time making fun of somethings we very much love.  We'll be back to horror movies next. Hope you enjoy this little sidequest. 

And this week's episode, we are discussing the third installation in this series, the 2025 zombie film 28 weeks later. Special topics for your consideration include; rite of passage for children, zombie body shaming, the inexplicable will to live, mom problems, and some really good gore. We have covered the first two movies in the series and hey look! We did them in order. They are Episode 101 and...

WE'RE BACK BABIES!

Hey yinz, we are taking another week off to deal with * waves arms at the world* we'll be back soon with a new episode, but until then, please enjoy this batshit episode. It's a classic for a reason. 

Hey guys, we are going to be taking a little bit of time to deal with some life stuff. We know it's been a lot lately and we also think that bluer skies are ahead. Thanks for sticking with us. Love yinz. 

Hey, first things first: catch us tomorrow as guest hosts on the God Awful Movies podcast! It's a Neil Breen movie which, as it turns out, means that it is BATSHIT. In this week's episode, we're joined by a fan favorite guest (everyone's cousin Vicky) to discuss her pick, the 1999 blockbuster "The Mummy." You're gonna love it. Have we done the OG 1932 film? Of COURSE we have! It's Episode 207 and...

In this week's episode, we are taking a break from all of the hype and drama of new horror cinema with the 1975 star-studded film, "The Devil's Rain." Special topics for your consideration include: having only two paces to your movie and having them both be unbearable, leaving your servant to die, butthole eyes, and an incredible transformation. And weirdly, a baby John Travolta? This movie is bat...

Happy New Year, EMTs! We hope you all made it through the holiday season as intact as possible. Now, normally we'd be covering a New Year's rom-com with Vicky, but she has written a persuasive essay on why we should cover something else so be on alert for that! In the meantime, enjoy our episode on the second half of the Guillermo del Toro's "Frankenstein."  We covered the first half two episodes...

Happy holidays EMTs! Would you like to spend them with a creepy clown committing grisly crimes? Great news, we have you covered. This week we are talking about "Terrifier 3," a hell of a Christmas movie. Special topics for you consideration include: podcasts that are actually worse than ours, rough acting, credit card swipes, so many hot dogs on the outside, and finding a yum that even we truly mu...

Is the 2025 Guillermo del Toro "Frankenstein" actually just one film? Yes. Is it way too long? Also yes! That's why this week we're discussing the first part, Victor's Tale. Special topics for your consideration include: a romance hack (have you tried being super tall?), another romance hack (have you tried being hunky hunky Oscar Isaac?), bad dads begetting bad dads, jaunty hats, and the undeniab...

We'll be back next week with the first half of Guillermo del Toro's "Frankenstein" and we'll see yinz then.

Finger on the pulse, babies! Well, sorta. This week we're talking about the new 2025 film "Weapons." Special topics for your consideration include: personalized reactions to scares, the importance of locking one's car doors, Josh Brolin: Funko edition, tragedy hot dogs, and of course ACAB. We covered Zach Cregger's first film, "Barbarian," in Episode 403. the regular lineup of links! You can suppo...

Oh boy. Oh brother. This week we're discussing the fifth and (allegedly) final installment of a franchise we loved for the most part-- 2025's "Hell House LLC: Lineage." YOWZA. Special topics for your consideration include: extreme confusion about the timelines, names, connections, and motivations of practically every character, some direct and unsolicited advice for COGNETTI, college football hist...

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1990 directorial debut of my neighbor and yours but mostly mine, Tom Savini, with the 1990 remake of "Night of the Living Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: making Barbara a badass, yinzer cosplay, the prevalence of taxidermy in certain geographical reasons, an ode to Tony Todd, and our favorite Pittsburgh boys George and Tom. We'll n...

No new episode this week, babies-- I needed a bit of a break. You know how it goes. Instead, enjoy this Patreon episode about one of our favorite Ahhhnold classics: the 1987 dystopia action film "The Running Man." We'll see you next week!

In this week's episode, we're discussing our good hometown guy, George Romero, and his 1978 classic sequel "Dawn of the Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: MONROEVILLE MALL!, Ken Foree being a total babe, what we might do in the zombie apocalypse other than lie down and die, Spam, amd your neighbor and mine but mostly mine Tom Savini. Want more of one of Pittsburgh's legends? Cat...

In this week's episode, we're discussing a listener suggestion: the 2023 scarecrow film "Dark Harvest" (no, it could not be the scarecrow movie). Special topics for your consideration include: the dumbest of dumb teens, a movie that keeps you guessing to the point of disinterest, not even being able to perform the Bechdel test, The Plague, and a whole lot of head scratching. Maybe just go watch "S...

In this week's episode, we're digging into some Irish vampire lore with the 2020 horror comedy "Boys from County Hell." Special topics for your consideration include: rude Canadians, being fun instead of knowing things: Irish sports edition,  appearing in half of the things on Britbox, and some real melancholy shit. The regular lineup of links! You can support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance a...

In this week's episode, we are discussing one of the interminable number of Nightmare on Elm Street films: 1988's "The Dream Master." Special topics for your consideration include: a plea to new parents for naming your newborn child, liking something versus thinking it's good, a new cure for asthma that probably won't work, and a less-than-quippy Freddy.  We have done so many of these movies, I ca...

In this week's episode, we're diving into the ass-end of the "Hellraiser" franchise with the 10th installment from 2018, "Hellraiser: Judgment." Special topics for your consideration include: the worst episode of a police procedural you've ever seen, a dearth of mean sex, the Cenobite judicial system, the actual judicial system, and the combination of titties and Warhammer 40k. We have talked so m...