We're All Dead

67 - Good Morning, Vietnam! 14.04.2026 57:16 ↓

Matt and Chris welcome their new overseas listeners then immediately talk about the stupidest things possible.

66 - Henry Tapes A Room (Guest: Henry Riggs) 07.04.2026 57:32 ↓

This episode is hilarious and not just taping a room.

65 - Mouse Boy Sails East 31.03.2026 54:50 ↓

An astronaut lost the ability to speak. 12 tons of Kit Kats were stolen. Another normal week on planet Earth.

64 - Animated Chrome Hog (Guest: Dan Hanf) 24.03.2026 1:00:59 ↓

We're joined by the hilarious Dan Hanf to talk about normal stuff like tentacle fetishes and Nuremberg.

63 - Repairing JFK's Head (Guest: Brian Hooli) 17.03.2026 56:30 ↓

We celebrate St. Paddy's with comedian Brian Hoolihan! He owns the greenest jacket ever made and it annoyed everyone in Ireland.

62 - We're All Fish 10.03.2026 47:40 ↓

Chris decides we should focus on one topic because he bought a vest with lures.

61 - The Backrooms 03.03.2026 1:05:58 ↓

The boys talk about A24's new movie The Backrooms. As well as very intellectual stuff like Goat Simulator 3 and a podcaster getting choked out by a UFC fighter. Subscribe now! werealldeadpodcast@gmail.com

60 - Giggly Chris and Dark Matt 24.02.2026 52:25 ↓

The boys are in different moods.

59 - Modern Love Is Medieval Propaganda 17.02.2026 1:02:03 ↓

We talk about Valentine's, but also we rap and talk about buying the domain FourLeggedLawyer dot com for some reason. I promise this show is funny probably.

58 - Live From Epstein Island! 10.02.2026 39:27 ↓

Chris went on a non-extraditable vacation!

57 - We're All Famous 03.02.2026 58:15 ↓

Matt and Chris received minor international attention and it made them insane.

56 - This Episode Definitely Put Us on a Watchlist 27.01.2026 51:58 ↓

Matt did some international espionage while Chris became a lawyer. Also OJ is involved. We're so sorry.

55 - Turkey Chalamet 20.01.2026 1:01:56 ↓

Chris kicks Matt in his Golden Globes.

54 - Medieval Matt (Guest: Dan Hanf) 13.01.2026 1:00:06 ↓

Matt blew up his kitchen.

53 - Venezuelan Vacay 06.01.2026 59:25 ↓

The boys solve every single problem. WereAllDeadPodcast@gmail.com

52 - The Xmas Murder Trial 30.12.2025 1:03:25 ↓

Matt was a juror on a murder trial. For real.

51 - A Guy Named Chester (Guest: Chester) 23.12.2025 33:47 ↓

We're joined by a guy named Chester. Obviously.

50 - Half a Mouse 16.12.2025 33:40 ↓

We celebrate Matt's birthday and pitch ideas on "Bad Shark Tank." Don't miss out!   Email: Werealldeadpodcast@gmail.com  

49 - Kid Rock Token 09.12.2025 55:55 ↓

Hope you like improv. Werealldeadpodcast@gmail.com    

48 - Submarines and Time Machines (Guest: Thomas Dots) 02.12.2025 1:04:06 ↓

Subs, comedy, time travel, and the OTHER guy named Doctor Dre. We cover it all with our incredible guest Thomas Dots. Thomas LITERALLY used to sleep at the bottom of the ocean and now he's back on the surface hanging with us! Email: WereAllDeadPodcast@gmail.com

47 - Matt Has Sound Effects 25.11.2025 50:06 ↓

Matt would like to apologize. Also, just listen to this if you haven't. It's actually funny. Do I have to beg you? What the hell is wrong with you?!   WereAllDeadPodcast@gmail.com

46 - Dog Vomit News 18.11.2025 53:40 ↓

Finally! The show becomes very professional and informative and not just two fools saying things! WereAllDeadPodcast@gmail.com

45 - Can't Close Without Coffee (Guest: Dan Hanf) 11.11.2025 1:05:46 ↓

We explore Woody Harrelson conspiracies, Brazilian waxes, an alternate version of Glengarry Glen Ross and sumo-wrestlers with hilarious guest Dan Hanf!

44 - Fred Durst Is A Better Director Than Stanley Kubrick 04.11.2025 49:35 ↓

Chris has a strong opinion about cinema. Hit us up at WereAllDeadPodcast@gmail.com

43 - Mountain Me 28.10.2025 33:17 ↓

I'm way too tired to think of a description. Sorry. Don't listen to this.