We Bought A Podcast

We know you’ve been missing us, but it’s okay because we’re back baby! Uncorrupted and unabashed, we’ve come to chew ass and fuck bubblegum... and we’re all outta gum. 

Live from Muscle Beach, we're a man down and a woman up and also it's the farmers vs. the hunter/gatherers apparently. Anything can happen when nothing is canon.

Live from the crumbcast, it's the war against 42069 Big Kahuna Ave. What's the matter, you never eat on the mic?

It’s the illustrious and long-waited return of We Bought a Podcast! Did the technical issues prevail with this recording? They sure did. Did you luck out because we recorded it on two different mediums while assuming the original problem would persist after days of troubleshooting because that’s just the way life is? You sure did. Will you find out what we talk about on this fresh installment of W...

Little bit of this, little bit of that

This week we're eating chocolate doughnuts on the mic, but you'd expect nothing less. We're also pressuring TK into getting a Best Buy credit card, going off about dinosaurs, and fantasy casting Owen Wilson's next big role. 

The block is hot this week. Okie is MIA, TK is blown out on the couch, and we’re all still trying to figure out what’re ya doin? Snuggle up; if we’re actually recording, the heat is on.

There’s a severe lack of snacks happening on WBAP, and this week we’re talking about going to Disney land on a Biden stimulus plan and leaving with a family of replicants. We’re talking about other things, too, like cheddar bay biscuits, the odd happenings on Skywalker Ranch, and crows. Plus we’re chopping shit up and playing Goldeneye live on the cast.

Okie is out of the board and we've got a LOADED show this week. We're talking about Splash's Startalk hat, fuckdungeon closetry, Celine Dion's pacemaker, the Osmosis Jones controversy, and what it'd be like to taxidermy your loved ones and put robotic limbs in their corpse. 

The episodic journey of We Bought a Podcast kinda continues. We made it outta the hole and Okie is missing…or is he? We speculate on it while talking about the shitty little kid from The Santa Clause, pitching a family friendly prequel to 28 Days Later, checking in with Aussie ASMR (and friend?), and doing some sweet sweet improv along the way.

What happens when four guys decide to jump into a mysterious hole at the end of the previous episode of We Bought a Podcast and, after falling for one week, finally hit the bottom on this episode of We Bought a Podcast??? Tune into this episode of We Bought a Podcast to find out, only on this episode of We Bought a Podcast. 

Fill your troughs up folks, we’re on some piggy shit and it’s peak dinner time. This week we talk about Cumbawumba, Gallagher’s funeral, prolapse kings, and putting some respect on the Baha Men’s name — PLUS we’re gonna crowdwork your ass. And at the end of it all? We’re jumping into a real friggin’ deep hole.

Tis the season to roast those nuts, hunker down, and listen to your favorite We Bought a Podcast. This week we’re talking about Dr. Filth, Ford Fusion technology, Bill Nye’s hog, Dad Vamps, mouth metal, and bats in tracksuits. Plus we speculate on medieval loadouts. Shut up and check it out, ya filthy animal.

Nawww, dude! Splash caught a cold this week, but we refused to fly at 3/4 cast — so we’re joined in studio by Grand Rapids’ own man of the cloth, Caleb Dugan. We discuss his misfortunate tarot reading, pizza pandemonium, and take a look at Okie’s marching band accolades. This one’s gonna be a gas.

This is our flaming hottest episode yet. This week we’re talking about how popular TK is, the Transformers at John Ball Zoo, and Force Gump. We’re also sampling spicy Mt. Dew’s on-air AND unwillingly sampling TK’s gas in the studio. Plus, we’re revisiting the rotisserie sloth idea. Don’t wake Daddy.

We have a special guest on the show this week and it’s a dude mowing the next door neighbor’s lawn during pretty much the duration of the show. (ASMR forever baby) This week the boys won’t shut the fuck up while talking about hot airport dudes, icy tots, dog CPAPs, and borderline harassing instagram promotion bots.

Hide your moms and hang your bagels out to try, we’re back at it. This week we scheme to build a cross bow that launches saw blades, listening to Bimbocore, talking about the blood oath thing, and carnivorous minks running rampant. Also, Okie goes full tote AND full fork.

You gotta try out if you wanna dry out. Half-off chickens, uber debacles, hurling churches into the ocean, and trading Matisyahu a guest spot on the cast for his truck are among things we’re talking about this week. The dudes also take a candy break in the middle of the show. We're improvising here. 

Time to take out the trash. This week we further confess our criminal sins while trying to figure out which one of us is an undercover cop. We're talking trash holes, flex fests, at-home cremation business ventures, and Okie is observing some fresh meats on air. Welcome to Kung-Fool School.

This episode is all about cyborg spines and slashing prices. TK is MIA. Okie returns to the cast following a two-episode hiatus and we’re going through the managerial handbook and reprimanding his ass. We’re also gonna tell you about the Paddle Bit and have a chat about animated bones. Bundle up baby, the future is on ice.

Ready to see what the internet has to offer? This week, we’re starting a K-9 ASMR Home Security Agency, kickstarting Splash’s career in stand up, and putting purgatory in a box. We’re gonna have a good time out there and we’ll see ya when you’re out there.

Get ready for a mouth load of mouth riffs as TK and Bret fly at half cast. This week we’re staying saucy while talking marinara-insulated houses, explosively hypothetical Olive Garden situations, good vibrations, and flavor subjectivity. Plus a check-in call from WBAP’s own Splash, as he takes a meaty excursion in Boston Texas.

The eagle has left the nest. This week, we’re shooting for the fences as four dudes struggle to order bagels, the WBAP Canon is discussed, a rat is in the house, and we’re busting out the fisheye. It’s all current events all the time, baby.

Get those tomahawk steaks a sizzlin’! This week we’re talking sunken hotels, soaking your scrap, sitcom intros, animorphing ourselves into minotaurs, roadside mishaps, and probably some other stuff, too. Hide your VIN and listen in.

You’ve opened the door to the dutch oven. This week we’re talking skin-melting farts, deep throating claymores, turtle foes, killer kinks, and following up on an Australian horse racing tragedy. Who’s the mark?