Vaguely Inconsistent

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! Ever found yourself drooling over the thought of a Wendy's Frosty or an elusive Heath Blizzard? You're not alone! We kick off today's episode by reminiscing about our favorite dessert cravings, poking fun at the scarcity of some beloved fast-food joints, and laughing at Lew's minimalist seasoning style that sparked a flurry of cul...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! Get ready for a hilarious and entertaining episode as we take a trip down memory lane with a nostalgic look at the classic comedy "Wayne's World." Join us as we reminisce about the quirky humor of the film and debate whether its jokes still hold up today. From there, we dive into the whimsical world of Airbnb experiences, sharing our p...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! Ever found yourself torn between a superhero film's CGI overdose and the nostalgia of 80s cartoons? Lou's adventures might start in the emergency room, but they quickly head into the realm of animated nostalgia and the weekend's football highlights. From touching tributes in the movie "Mufasa" to pondering how voice actors fr...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! Could you imagine rooting for a completely different NFL team once your favorites are out of the playoffs? We kick things off with a passionate discussion about shifting loyalties and how personal ties can influence our choices—perhaps the Bills or Vikings might become your new temporary favorites! Our chat takes an unexpected twist as we navigate th...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! Can the rollercoaster that is the NFL season ever truly be captured in one conversation? This episode kicks off with a bold exploration of the highs and lows surrounding the end of the regular season, particularly zeroing in on the Raiders' tumultuous journey and their significant 1,000th home game. We get real about the fan experience and the l...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! Ever wondered why marzipan is shaped like pigs? Or how gifting Kendrick Lamar tickets could spark unexpected teenage joy? Kick off the holiday spirit with us as we share laugh-out-loud moments, from ear fetishes to holiday scheduling mishaps. The festive chaos of gift-giving gets us musing about the joys of spoiling loved ones while indulging in deli...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! Ever wondered what would happen if we could shuffle around holiday dates to suit our long weekend cravings? We kick off with a spirited debate about reimagining the timing of Christmas, Independence Day, and Halloween, wrapping it with a humorous look at Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, and Hanukkah's overlapping chaos. With popcorn and laughter in tow, we...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! Ever mixed up Cliff Notes with Sparknotes while cramming for exams? We have, and trust us, it’s led to some hilariously unplanned Einstein diversions. This episode kicks off with a rollicking chat about podcasting with friends, cultural shifts in comedy, and whimsical debates on whether Jude Law could outshine zombies, all peppered with our unabashed...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! What if the Pittsburgh Steelers' impressive winning streak was nothing more than smoke and mirrors? Join us as we tackle this bold question and explore the highs and lows of their controversial season. We dive into the nitty-gritty of NFL refereeing, sharing our frustrations over past officiating blunders and the emotional rollercoaster of rooti...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! What if Thanksgiving isn't just about turkey and tradition but a mirror reflecting personal and cultural narratives? This week's episode of Vaguely Inconsistent tackles this question with our trademark mix of chaos and camaraderie. Join Jack, Lewis, and Duke as we navigate the highs and lows of recent football games, with Duke's Viking...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! Ever had a fantasy football lineup that felt like a rollercoaster ride? Strap in as we kick off with a playful jab at Dwayne Johnson, scissors, and lesbians that sets the stage for an uproarious journey through the unpredictable world of fantasy football. We swap tales of last-minute victories and strategic blunders, all while navigating the minefiel...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! Ever wondered how quickly things fall apart when technology decides to rebel against us? Join us as we kick off with tales of technical chaos, setting the stage for a thrilling ride through sports and entertainment. Our journey begins with a candid chat about an underwhelming NFL Sunday and the mind-boggling college football playoff rankings. Curious...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! Ever questioned the true value of those mid-season college football rankings, or wondered how nostalgia and pop culture shape our perceptions of sports and media? This episode brings all that and more as we dive into the latest college football playoff rankings, comparing them to the old BCS system, and highlighting the impressive rise of CU's t...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! Ever wonder if unplugging your laptop could actually save energy? Spoiler alert: it doesn't, but you won't believe how these tech support tales get even crazier! Join us on Vaguely Inconsistent as Jack, Lewis, and Duke bring you a laugh-out-loud episode filled with amusing personal stories and a colorful recap of our recent adventures. From...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! Ever tried to ignore a check engine light, hoping it might magically switch off, only to end up stranded? We've been there, and we've got a boatload of hilariously misguided advice just like it to share with you! This episode of Vaguely Inconsistent is a wild ride through the emotional rollercoaster that is NFL fandom, with Jack mourning th...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! Ever tried installing smart home technology and ended up with an electrifying experience—literally? Join us as Jack shares his shocking encounters with electricity while attempting to upgrade his home’s light switches, and the ongoing battle with mastering Alexa's mood swings. You'll hear us celebrate personal victories like new job opportu...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! What if your love for collecting action figures and attending conventions spirals into an obsession? We kick off with stories from our chaotic adventures in organizing our prized collections, from Hot Toys to Disney doorables. Join us as we laugh about the madness of packing for conventions, the never-ending quest for that elusive set piece, and the...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! What if your podcast hit middle age and had as many stories to tell as your favorite sitcom? Our 30th episode kicks off with a bang—or rather, a back injury—as we navigate the chaos of moving houses and balancing jam-packed schedules. From missed Disney photo ops, we share the bittersweet moments that come with life changes. And hey, there's eve...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! Ever wonder how our podcast is still going strong at episode 29? We've got some hilarious reflections on our AI intro, our rocking soundtrack, and a vow to stay "forever 29" to avoid the curse of reaching episode 30. Tune in as we rave about the latest Transformers film, especially Megatron's unexpected depth, and laugh through ou...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! Ever wondered how a floral design critique can lead to a discussion about backup quarterbacks and Comic-Con adventures? We're kicking things off with our thoughts on beautiful blooms and eye-catching team logos, before taking you on a whirlwind tour of the Rose City Comic Con. Then, we turn our attention to the NFL, dissecting the recent Buffalo...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! What if workplace dynamics were as unpredictable as fantasy football? Join us for an episode filled with humor, candid discussions, and unexpected twists. We start with a laugh about the technical hiccups at the NFL opening night, segueing into the complexities of office life and the often amusing efforts to maintain appearances for visitors. From th...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! Can a simple career shift transform your life and mental well-being? Join us as Jack takes us through his incredible journey from warehouse work to the high-stakes realm of being a 911 operator and police dispatcher. Listen to his raw and heartfelt reflections on the emotional challenges of his job, the critical role of peer support, and the unforget...

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! We finally talk about sports!  NFL, NHL, MLB, NBA, WNBA, all of it!  We even snuck in some Alien:Romulus Voice intro and music Intro music by Alex Grohl AlexGrohl - Pixabay

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! We don't' talk about sports like we said we would.  Instead, we talk about D23, new movies, new attractions, old attractions and why Disneyland is better than Disneyworld.  I think we talk about politics a little bit, too. Voice intro and music Intro music by Alex Grohl AlexGrohl - Pixabay

Send us a text message! Tell us what you think! We finally finish talking about Comic-con this week.  We talk about Deadpool and Wolverine, a little bit about the Olympics, and D23. Voice intro and music Intro music by Alex Grohl AlexGrohl - Pixabay