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Well, Dude I'm so disappointed. Y'all are fuckin' YOCKY. Not even yucky no more y'all yucky What the hell is wrong with you? If you wanna have a shit life, cool, but keep us out of it. We're the good ones. Leave us alone. This one hurts. This one hurts for real. Also, if you (one of the good ones) wanna come tell your story, you're more than welcome.

I don't really know what to say here in the description. Just listen. Just listen and then do something that makes you happy. Go easy on yourself. You deserve good things. Go get them. Enjoy them.

Today, the pod squad talks about the child who waxed 24 grown-ass women, the raggedy hoe at the Omah Lay concert, the Cinderella castle burning down, the Super Bowl half time show, parenting, smart glasses, FUCKIN’ POINTLESS CREAMS LIKE SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK AND HALF AND HALF AND HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM AND SHIT, and some other shit that I can’t remember bro we talk about a lot. If you didn’t know...

This is literally just me being unlikable for 40 minutes. I would love to talk with the group about some of these things.

Listen. I don’t understand how you guys think. I really don’t. I don’t get it. Cheating isn’t okay. I don’t care which role you plaid in the situation. You’re shitty. Don’t be shitty. Stop it. Someone explain to me why I’m wrong. Is this one of those unwritten social exceptions that I don’t know about?  UGHK I sound like a total girl every time I talk about pop culture. 

Well, we talk about Gypsy Rose for a lil' bit and we talk a lot about rap.

I am not educated in... anything... and that is why I talk about... everything. I wanna hear all about the way you were raised and how you turned out. Let's figure out how to create a happier generation. :-)

Don’t get the Puth. Dont get the Griffin either.  I’m bad at descriptions.  Also, the synth that Owl City used at the end of that song is THEE synth. Like that is the radiate synth. He used the same one at the end of that song to create the ringtone.

Isn’t Pete Buttigieg, the mayor of Utah? 

I met these two through Jason, obviously. If you'd like to hear more of Adam, you can find him on his podcast, Adam Has A Beard. If you wanna hear more Jeffrey, you can hear him on the often-mentioned podcast, Public Access America. He also featured in Adam Has A Beard and other things, I'm sure. We all love you, Jason. Thank you for everything. Goodbye, friend. Rest in power. Motherfucker.

Ezrick and Daisy sat with me during this livestream and we just remembered our friend.

This is hard. This is really hard. Some would say that it's hard in the yard. XD Real talk though... This is... This is not easy for me.

It's been, what? A week? How did I forget how to set up a podcast? Anyway, we're all over the country and we're on the same bullshit. How sweet. Here are some of our famous ads. From Daisy (CA): https://youtu.be/5UDdbpi34Eg?si=7MEzshzfN9G7kHz- https://youtu.be/tYhSVzQUvKg?si=AjT7uAxIquExtbvi From Ezrick (RI): https://youtu.be/XS-UafOhmlw?si=__woD-2as9f9XkhD https://youtu.be/F94DBBJjzko?feature=sha...

This year was amazing. Maybe next tear will be amazing, too. Gosh, I really hope so.

They all sports. I don't sports. Also, Daisy sold drugs back in the day and I don't know what else I can really say about this one.

I don't know.

If you’re still growing up and you don’t have anyone to look up to…. Well you definitely shouldn’t look up to me but lemme talk to ya for a lil’ minute. Whatever you’ve got goin’ on, man, I promise you’re not as out there as you think you are.  Are ya neuro? Are ya queer? Specifically aro/ace? Ya brown? Are ya disabled?  Well guess what. That’s crazy! What’s that like? 😂😂😂😂💀 No but for real,...

This is my first livestream!! I’m just feeling it out. Well, THIS is the audio version. Anyway here’s the link to my YouTube channel if you’d rather watch a podcast for whatever reason.  https://www.youtube.com/@unsubscribe_kye

Wanna play a game?  Today, we talk about another technique that can be really effective when it comes to social self- preservation.  If you listen to this podcast, you’re obviously at least a little like me. We need to be protected at all cost. Like, we rock, bro, and it’s brutal out here! I’ve got your back. I’ve got you. I fully intend to feed the block. 😂 I will always share these things with...

I’m just talking pop culture… poorly. This isn’t an episode. This doesn’t count. 

Bro. I am telling you right now that this episode did not want to be created. As soon as I pressed record, the universe said no. She said, "Oh, you wanna talk about things that give you the creeps, huh? Well good luck mixing this. It's not even recording right. It's having trouble uploading as well. Also, your wifi is out, so good luck posting it. Also also, I've just killed your...

Y’all… we’ve been waiting for this moment for years. We love a full circle. 42:15 title track

If you’re not new here, you know Ezrick. Well here’s Austin, “the kick from the south” as he calls himself. This is their episode.! The guys are just tellin’ their stories. Wanna hear about their trips to Utah? 😂💀

If there’s anything I’ve learned over the past… at all; ever, it’s that I’m gonna be me no matter what, so I might as well be on my side and start doing myself some favors. Goddammit I’m gonna try like hell to build the life I always dreamt of. I don’t have any other choice. Let’s see if I ever manage to do it! Tune in next time, kids!

I got Topher on the cast…  I have been waiting for this one. This is art. That’s what this is. This is art.  Today, we talk religion. We talk religion and we distort the mic every chance we get and I love it. Everything is hilarious .