Two Wizards Podcast

This week the Boys are returning to that place of mystery and wonder the SCP Foundation. Join them as delve into the madness of evil statues, frozen dreams, the greatest terror of all, Mojitos and have fun contributing to the already vast cannon.

Tune up those algorithms, because the Two Wizards are talking A.I. Josh and Mark (and ChatGPT) discuss automata from Greece, China, and Japan; famous golems through history and art; egregores and meme magic; and how computers are beating us meatsacks in contests of chess, go, and--the direst of all--jazz!

This week Mark and Josh round out their discussion of lake monsters, feature titanic turtle twins, state sponsored cryptids, and the greatest horror of all, second hand evidence of terror!

Now that the New Year is one month old Mark and Josh have decided that resolutions are dumb, and what better way to undo them by diving headlong into the best and worst type of food, junk.  Including Barfood, snacks, the amazing horror of competitive eating records, proto Communal Greek Feasts, and possibly achievable challenges.

This week Mark leads Josh on a global tour of Lake Monsters casting a broad net and discussing the two most popular types of Lake Based Cryptids, the Water Horse and the Serpent. 

This week the stars are right as Josh ascends into the sun position while Mark passes into retrograde, were talking astrology, from its ancient roots to it's modern day impact on our lives and what our own charts reveal about ourselves.

Happy New Year! This week Josh and Mark sit back and reflect upon the ugly win that was 2022, join them as they discuss the goods and the less than goods, share their personal triumphs and wax just the tiniest bit poetic.

This week Mark and Josh are joined by Jonny of The Dang Ol Podcast to give a proper Saturnalia tribute by discussing Gladiators! Including the one trick that made the ancient world work, a plethora of gladiator classes, insane architecture, the worst contract deal ever, and learn that we're not so different from Rome after all.  We Who are about to Podcast, Salute You!  

This week Josh and Mark kick the kids out of the living, grab a hand full of rum balls and watch some Holiday themed cartoons from that beloved old Adult Swim. Come for the wire fighting black Jesus, stay for the pomp!

This week to commemorate the coming of the winter holidays Mark and Josh discuss the illusive beasts of the North! Join them as they get horned up for the holidays discussing Bear Based Terror, Bite-sized almost humans, and the most beloved cryptid of all, Santa Claus.

This week Mark and Josh loosen their robes and a talk about the first third of the greatest franchise of all time, Star Wars, the good, the bad the CGI cash grabs.

This week the Boys do battle against the Lovecraftian Legions of the deep as Mark dives into the horror of ancient octopus attacks, mysterious bits of bodies, and the terror coming to your table(maybe)!

This week the Boys discuss the work of writer, animator, Wizard, Brad Neely.  Josh invents a fun new drink, and Mark loses the game.

This week Josh leads Mark down the rabbit hole of ancient food from the Mediterranean, featuring Super Greek Honey Gatorade, Spartan Arby's, Ancient cooking innovations, and kitchen hacks.

This week Mark and Josh take a turn into serious matters as they get political and discuss the Midterm elections...by picking their favorite Yokai or Fearsome Critter to fill positions within local government. Come for the political discourse, stay for the feline dictators. 

This week Mark and Josh hit the open road as they discuss spectral forms of transportation and spooky abandoned ghost towns, and how denial maybe Humanity's most tragic flaw.

This week Josh is live in the House HIgh Hammock Think Hole and to commemorate this a glorious event while still holding true to their Halloween Whoops all Ghosts resolution the Boys are reading some classic Weird Fiction stories from H.P. Lovecraft, E.F. Benson and Robert E. Howard, along with some spooky Listener submitted stories! Can your soul handle the fear?!

This week the boys walk path of spooky as they continue to discuss ghosts. Join them as the delve into Unsinkable Cat Ghosts, British Bear Terror, and the unknowable horror from down under!

Now that October is upon us and the spooky season is here, Mark and Josh sit round the campfire and exchange stories of ghostly nature, like what is a ghost, the essential guide to ghost hunting and call up a bit of mischief.

This week Mark and Josh rocket off into madness as they discuss aliens harrassing astronauts, Luke Skywalker's lunar vacation house, what's actually inside the moon and double edged sword of progress.

This week the Boys get down with the sickness as they discuss medical practices of the ancient world.  Can every is beer the wonder drug of ancient times? Should your doctor be giving you shots wearing a deer hide? Does it come in a suppository?! 

This week Mark leads Josh down the frightening rabbit hole that is Giant Bird Attacks! Including prehistoric horror birds, secret vulture survival tips and ill tempered giant eagles. 

As summer comes to a close Mark and Josh take this opportunity to do one final Summer Cinema Series, by watching a double feature of the greatest writer, director, actor, comedian of all time, Mel Brooks. Join the Boys as they sit down to watch "Blazing Saddles" and "Young Frankenstein".

This week Josh and Mark swan dive into silly as they discuss the idea and existence, or maybe not, of Sunken Cities and lost civilization, join the Boys as they discuss what it takes to sink a continent, oddly compelling evidence and the discover the real Atlantis is the friends we made along the way.

This week Josh and Mark truly loosen their overalls, toss off their caps and jump headlong into one of the world's most beloved franchises, Mario. Ya-Hoo!