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Happy New Year, the WSL is baaaack! We lost half the fixtures due to 'rona but the three games we were left with were crackers! We had the upset of the season so far as Smith and Sarri steered basement battlers Birmingham City to a FAMOUS win against top of the table Arsenal. Plus, a big win for resurgent Manchester City, the return of Lucy Bronze and Steph for the Cityzens and Kelly Chambers' Rea...

A bonus podcast to treat you this new year! A round-up of our favourite pod clips from the 2021/22 WSL season so far. Featuring this season's Booze From A Boot top goalscorer race, Tamsin's Tombola, Charlotte's Gareth Taylor monologues, a Luxembourg quiz and some classic TGTB outtakes and sound bites! Thanks for your support in 2021, we'll be back in a couple of weeks time with the return of the W...

Christmas Plonkcast comes but once a year! Our final podcast of the year and where's the booze?! It's our first ever morning podcast recording, fueled by coffee and a tired 6 month old! We review the final gameweek of 2021, curse postponements and review that tasty WSL basement battle. Plus, our annual 2020 WSL quiz and festive review! Which manager is in our Christmas stocking? Who's been the mos...

A WSL weekend full of incident and narrative as we see more twists and turns at the top 'n bottom of the Super League table! Kelly Chambers' Entertainers snatch a surprise win versus Chelsea and is it too early to call this a post-FA Cup win hangover for Emma Hayes' Blues? Plus, a big win for Arsenal and the race for third place heats up. Proudly sponsored by FotMob

Disclaimer, this podcast was recorded before the England v Latvia game!! A rare WSL-free week for TGTB as we review England's tight win against Austria at a stormy, snowy Stadium of Light. What's Liv Tyler got against the Lionesses anyway? Plus, we go in depth on the battle for London, this weekend's FA Cup Final. Jonas v Hayes, Viv v Kerr, McCabe v Kirby, so many tasty match-ups across the pitch...

A WSL weekend full of, well, clean sheets! It wasn't the most tense of weekends with all six matches finishing with wins to nil but Chelsea, Arsenal, Reading and West Ham continued to impress! Is Jonas' chewing gum stopping him from blinking? Has Viv's haircut made the difference? Will Tamsin bring back the classic TGTB 'Raaaaso' sound bite? Plus, we're ready to give our 3rd place predictions AND...

An eventful Women's Football Weekend in the WSL and WSL Championship. We finally got a competitive North London Derby and a great advert for the league live on the BBC. Elsewhere, there's more questions for Gareth Taylor at Manchester City after a one-sided loss to Chelsea, Brighton with another 1-0, Everton & Manchester United going through changes, peak mid-table from Reading & West Ham and a pr...

Its nice to be back. The WSL returned with a few crackers this weekend; Arsenal picked up where they left off, West Ham 'West Hammed' the second half and Jonas doesn't blink. Meanwhile, Chelsea create lots of chances but just take the one, Manchester City return to winning ways, the battle of the Skinners didn't disappoint, Reading are the new entertainers and Hope's Brighton continue to impress....

The Manchester derby did not disappoint. We enjoyed a day out at Leigh Sports Village on Saturday and Tamsin completed her forfeit by wearing the stunning tequila sunrise Manchester City away number. We discuss the pro and cons for both sides of Manchester. Arsenal use their match against Everton for their own Goal of the Season competition, Chelsea scrape a win against a stubborn Leicester side,...

Its been an eventful week in Women's Football hasn't it just. In the WSL, Manchester City's miserable league form continues, Teflon Gareth is frustrating Cityzens and Charlotte is ready to explode! Meanwhile, Chelsea, Arsenal, Everton, Spurs and Manchester United have happier weekends but we're still worried about Reading, is it time for Kelly Chambers to get a run out?! Plus, we respond to the NW...

Last season's WSL Top 4 faced off over the weekend, and it ended pretty decisively. London 11, Manchester 1. We unpack the WSL weekend with big wins for the London clubs; Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs AND EVEN West Ham United. Plus, wins for the Toffees and Villains, Tamsin's weekend goes from bad to worse to tragic and the FA Cup finally returns. Proudly sponsored by FotMob

The Sarina Wiegman era has begun! We talk through a pretty one-sided World Cup qualifier and shout out North Macedonia hero Suarta Rechi. Plus, predictions for the Luxembourg qualifier and a quiz all about your favourite sovereign grand duchy. Proudly sponsored by FotMob

22 goals across 6 games, whadda busy second weekend in the WSL season. Ref howlers, a potential goal of the season candidate and the upset of the season so far. Stubborn Spurs benefit from a couple of handballs to secure a famous win at Manchester City, Chelsea step up, Mead & Toone continue to impress and Hope Powell Manager of the Month, again?! Plus, more Tamsin's Tombola as we decide which WSL...

A pretty special WSL opening weekend. Eidevall's new look Arsenal impress against a Chelsea desperately in need of wing-backs and the Queen of the Crot is back!! The Battle of the Blues ends up being one-sided at Goodison, United 'Batlle' to victory on Friday, Villa & Brighton impress whilst there are harsh lessons for Leicester and Birmingham City. Plus, Tobin Heath, the fantastic Sky Sports cove...

The WSL is back!! We've had an exciting summer but a WSL preview pod comes but once a year. We run through all the managerial moves, transfers and changes from this summer and predict how we think they'll all get on! Top 3, basement battles and top scorers, it's all covered! We've got a twist to our usual 'Booze from a Boot' predictions, say hello to Tamsin's Tombola! Plus, we're back on the WSL F...

Its safe to say Chelsea's V formation didn't work on Sunday in Gothenberg! We talk through what went wrong for Emma Hayes & co and celebrate the genius of Hermoso, Hansen and Martens. Plus, a lack of VAR input on 2 penalty decisions and can Chelsea challenge again next year? Plus, the best of the Round of 16 in the FA Cup, Casey Stoney and Carla Ward both resign from their posts and we deliver our...

The 2020/21 Women's Super League is a wrap! Early goals meant we were spared any final day drama but Chelsea delivered another stellar performance to be crowned WSL champions! Mackenzie Arnold takes some time out of midfield to make things tricky for Man City, Villa have perfected the art of a 0-0 and Tam says goodbye to her Robins as Bristol City are relegated. Plus, booze from a boot, WSL Teams...

This end of the Women's Football season is exciting isn't it? We celebrate Chelsea reaching the Champions League Final, discuss the impact of an English/Spanish match-up on the WoSo landscape and heap more praise on Emma Hayes! Plus, Manchester City ensure the WSL title race goes to the last weekend, Dido Harding handling Birmingham City's admin, Arsenal get top 3, Everton betwixt & between and St...

We've a lot of Women's Football to catch you up on! Emma Hayes has a cup of tea and says hi to Kaz Carney following Chelsea's dramatic 2-2 draw with Manchester City at the top of the table. Neither Arsenal or Manchester United blink in the race for third and Tamsin shows interest in Bristol City, West Ham, Villa and the 'battle to the bottom'. Plus, the first leg of the UWCL semi-finals, booze fro...

Some weekend to catch up on! We run you through the best of the 16 FA Cup games and highlight our favourites from the 86 goals scored. Durham almost spring a surprise at Everton, Coventry United show professional aspirations and West Ham throw shade in a 11-0 win. Plus, why is FA Cup coverage so scattered, the FA Cup value of FotMob and Boro are out! Best till last, we go in-depth on what the pote...

West Ham have risen! Martha Thomas & Friends hit 5 against a Reading side drowning their sorrows at the loss of Jess Fishlock. Hope Powell doing Hope Powell things against Manchester United and Chelsea, Arsenal, Manchester City and Everton turn in convincing wins. We response to the situation at Birmingham City, celebrate Leicester City's promotion and celebrate the return of grassroots football w...

Its a good job gritty City have Hemp in the kitty! The Cityzens stay in the title hunt with some Lauren Hemp magic, Emma Hayes perfects the post-match interview and the North London derby continues to be one-sided! Plus, we discuss the historical (but last minute) United debut at Old Trafford and the WSL relegation battle takes another turn. Sponsored by FotMob

Two weekend WSL results that could have a huge impact! Bristol City pick up another point and Arsenal secure a big 3 points at home to Manchester United. We've got a title race, relegation battle and a chase for the Top 3! Plus, a watershed moment. The new landmark BBC and Sky TV deal worth up to £8m per season for Women's Football. Why do captains always pop up with important goals? Who is there...

The Fran and Sam Gang, The Kerrby Connection, Sam Kerr & The Kirbys; whatever you want to call Chelsea's attack, they're mightily impressive. We review a one-sided Continental Cup Final, Hayes sharing TGTB limericks and an unstoppable Fran Kirby. Bristol City's surprise change in formation, an isolated Ebony Salmon and Mjelde's freak injury. Plus, Hairy Maclary, Reading v Spurs, Women's Champions...

Thank the gods of International Women's Day, what a corker we had on Monday night at Ashton Gate! Its a bumper episode as we run through the full weekend of WSL fixtures, focussing on match of season candidate Bristol City v Reading. Plus, Matt Beard shadow-boxing Clare Balding, the return of Manchester City's metronome, Katie McCabe flourishing post-Dubai and the lesser spotted Lucy Staniforth. S...