Things I Hate

No timestampes :(

NO TIMESTAMPS :(

Rhyming episode, drink!

Timestamps coming later?

Timestamps coming later..00:20 - Intro song, “Bed for the Scraping” by Fugazi 1:24 - Opening remarks 3:20 - tech issues 3:40 - housekeeping 9:30 - DND campaign is good writing exercise 23:11 - DND as talk defence 24:50 - Schmaltz chat GPT 28:00 - r/askdocs micropenis 30:15 - Bricked up 32:40 - morning activity 33:44 - Fuck streaming 39:28 - Authetication app wrapped 42:05 - Stop reinventing underw...

SONG: “Rap Professor” by Sean Price on the album Imperious Rex 1:13 - Start 2:40 - Melee addiction/history 5:10 - Trip fake 8:53 - Brick 10:54 - Melee 17:16 - Baby shoes 19:17 - Wisdom teeth 19:55 - Good toenail pick 21:06 - Remove own wisdom teeth 21:45 - Kill a wild animal 22:31 - Explaining a melee tournament 23:20 - Delusional optimism 24:35 - Sock rich 28:10 - Finding zen 29:10 - Fuck teflon...

1:10 - Start! Sunrise by Norah Jones 4:40 - Vote local 6:05 - Dune cry 9:50 - Schmaltz visit 10:26 - Home visit 11:25 - Ikea trip 15:23 - Less emotional space 18:20 - DND yes and 22:30 - Caitlin fam visit 31:36 - If you wanna be hot do drugs 32:16 - Water bottle 34:00 - Lego submarine :( 37:44 - E girls 39:30 - Frat boxers

TIMESTAMPS ARE BACK, opening song: Money for Nothing, Dire Straits 2:05 - Start 6:02 - Beef with inanimate objects 11:27 - Solo podcast hack 12:55 - GF responsibility 13:33 - Male conversation taboos 21:12 - Quiet good guy 24:08 - Male adult friends 28:39 - DNDLGBTQ 30:01 - Mean Comments 32:50 - Sexmas Wishes

Nice

Timestamp drought continues...

Strawberries, storm doors, introspection

Another classic banger, who knows when I'll bring back the timestamps.

READY TO LAUNCH 2:00 - Catch up, why was TIH gone? 5:35 - Giggle Den update 13:28 - Comedy networking 20:47 - Trying not hate/personal growth lol 21:55 - Insecurity 31:13 - Calm and focus 32:50 - Original woke person 34:40 - Geriatric 11s 40:37 - All generations have tools 43:13 - Grimey ass shit 47:54 - Dead bf :( 50:00 - Quick sleep joke 51:00 - Charles big buttcheeks 53:06 - Operating table ask...

new drop, Sauron/Sauromon, Welcome! /man slut uniform, shows/dates/big news!, out of touch with da yout, big bongs, exploding sun, animals are perfectly suited, yelling at people is a luxury, “I can’t help it, I’m a ______”, soft pickles, hate french sometimes, cringe memory repression, ksy frat, animal war, crotch holes, hair keeps getting longer, expired foods lessons, timex pillow

Change for stupid apple, Insecure moment, Poop yelling, Easy drinks, Voicemail nurse STI, No pants tailor button, Mike Russia stories, One dish soap, Nephews toothpaste, Running outfit, Suddenly, no clothes, Hangnail heroin addicts, Loving arms race, JOKES!, VOICES!

Opening song: Return of the Guild Navigator by Otis MacDonald, Quit my job! Lick my ass, First purchases with funds, Short button down shirts, Short people are wasteful, Shout out to my new job, Life updates, Limp dick pad, Butter bell shout out, Coolest lady at the sex club, Sometimes it’s hard to say no, Cindy and Her First Sex Club, RETURN TO Coolest lady at the sex club, Lady friend tradeoff,...

I am joined by guests Michelle Forrester (@michelleforrester), Mike Leitus (@humanraccoonmigz), and Joel Slavik (@joelslavik). Yes I know I said I hate guests, but there's not really any rules to this, whatever it's fine

Intro song, 21st Century Schizoid Man by King Crimson, Mexican hood, Beach vendors, Pro beach rapper, Legends of the Fall, No disdain for rap, Quiche Lorraine, Court photogs, Bag lady, Isn’t ‘little person’ worse than ‘midget’?, AeroMexico, Fuck border agents, Taxis, use Google Maps

Super angry epsidoe, talking about fruit flies or something i forget

Jewish bacon, obnoxious drunk, annnndddd I'm trying to remember, flies probably? Oh I talk about how I was a super intense kid that quoted shakespeare once

Updates: first weekend show, Ontario Tour, shirts, fuck recipes round 2, bail on dates, hot coffee cheat desperation, nice dinners are distracting, "your house is so clean", mens razors look like space ships, "I h8 Tom", mom blasting CBC, Noah coitus cavern, Max shoutout, negative disco, Wu Tang afiliates list, don't get excited for Fridays

Topics coming soon maybe lol

Last night, Woke catch, Back to Hollywood, Rest In Peace Norm MacDonald, “Ain’t No Mountain High” as read by James McAvoy, “Aint No Mountain High” as read by a pirate, Emperor Papatine guest appearance, “Mild” coup, Vomit story,“You used to suck Tom”, Friend breakup, No spice guy, Van Gogh, Brother tattoo, Facebook, Fighting against entropy, Chipmunk parents, Payment discussions, Ruler bed misunde...

Four day work week, Sick of French, Small dick BMW/Yuppie show off, Back to French, Glass accident/miss old days of intense products, Discipline is self care/Anatomy of a binge, Lobster mushroom video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4qXh7fzJ_U&ab_channel=HaphazardHomestead), “We didn’t have that back in my day”, Getting rich is 1800 was easy, One joke, Neighbour drama, When is a friendly reminde...

Burn on Tom, Train waiting, Rude plane passenger, Guest introductions, Non-reciprocated questions, Burn on Tom 2, Week recap, Penis man 1 + 2, Snow penis, Troy ball, Suburban robbery, Lost dog vs cats, Fuck soup, Special guest appearance, Reality TV, Train your dogs, Farm dogs, Sam’s morals, Busted ass restaurants, Transparency, Music w/ Tom