Thief Steals The Podcast

Beth tries desperately to remember literally anything that happened within the last season given the way her exams deep fried her brain. As the girls slowly realise that Mark Shepard good seems to be her #1 take away from the last season. Jamie tries to understand the numerous complex processes happening in Beth’s brain. Beth also pitches I’m a thief get me out of here which is sadly not where the...

Just like the elevator in the episode the girls are stopping to talk about every single point this week as they reflect on The Maltese Falcon Job. Beth reflects on the sheer number of car ads in the season and Jamie is in awe of Parker ‘hangs off buildings by her fingertips’ no last name.   Find Thief Steals The Podcast here: linktr.ee/thiefstealsthepodcast and Driver Picks The Podcast here: linkt...

This week the girls are reflecting on the Goncharov parallels. Beth is so excited to see the flashback return. They compare notes on the best Wii Sports games and make plans to embrace the best gaming console. Jamie attempts to not lose her mind as Beth explains her theory that  the team is going to put Nate on the timeout bench.   Find Thief Steals The Podcast here: linktr.ee/thiefstealsthepodcas...

To welcome in the new year the girls take a look at The Future Job. Jamie is grateful that Beth is finally seeing just how Dean! Coded Parker can be after sitting on the information of months. Beth campaigns for the team to get a pet gecko named Frank while Jamie revisits the Tumblr reptile election of 2016.   Find Thief Steals The Podcast here: linktr.ee/thiefstealsthepodcast and Driver Picks The...

Sterling is back, he’s better than ever and Beth is excited. Jamie and Beth disagree about the ethics of paying a bartender to ignore a bar fight. Tara and Maggie become BFFs for life and the girls are overjoyed. They consider the implications of Nate’s return to drinking.   Find Thief Steals The Podcast here: linktr.ee/thiefstealsthepodcast and Driver Picks The Podcast here: linktr.ee/driverpicks...

Jamie truly tries to be as vague as possible this week as she internally screams over the implications this episode presents while also generally losing her mind. Beth decides to be ominous about SPN on the Leverage podcast and in a truly terrifying turn of events the girls share the braincell. They also debate whether it is possible  to put furniture into a chair.   Find Thief Steals The Podcast...

Put on your Sunday best pilgrim chic as the girls discuss an episode which has some brave and terrifying costumbing decisions. Beth decides to put on her theorising as Jamie adores and hates every decision which has led her to this point. Nate hat theory continues to spiral out of control and Beth tries to puzzle out where the writers are going with Tara’s character arc. Find Thief Steals The Podc...

In a stunning turn of events Beth has an opinion about the directing while Jamie tries desperately not to spill the beans on Tara's entire plot line. If you listen really closely you can hear Jamie almost vibrate out of her skin as Beth describes what she thinks would happen if Tara and Maggie ever met.   Find Thief Steals The Podcast here: linktr.ee/thiefstealsthepodcast and Driver Picks The Podc...

After a season and a half Beth finally accepts Leverage into her heart in a process not dissimilar to  going through media puberty. They debate prime seating positions in Nate’s apartment and Jamie campaigns for Beth to have higher standards for media. Jamie outs herself as unwilling to die for others while Beth takes issue with the bystander effect.   Find Thief Steals The Podcast here: linktr.ee...

In an episode where Sophie would like Parker to stop telling everyone she’s dead Beth is accidentally Nate coded and we get a new edition of “Can Beth get more annoyed about not hating Nathan Ford?” This week it's a special limited edition variant (she’s annoyed that she kind of likes Nate and Sophie as a ship). And the girls commit to tracking the number of buildings and cars blown up before prom...

And just like magic any coherent thought Jamie had about the episode has vanished, so I guess we’re talking about *looks at smudged writing on my hand* the Pardison fake dating au which is just a little too real. Beth also takes a reasonable stance on food health and safety violations and vanilla toothpaste.   Find Thief Steals The Podcast here: linktr.ee/thiefstealsthepodcast and Driver Picks The...

This week the girls are addressing some rumours about the existence of Australia (spoiler alert! it’s not real and as an actor Jamie would like to be paid better). Beth has some thoughts about Sophie and her growth this season while Jamie doubles down on her claim that the moon landing is totally real and 100% not fake.  Find Thief Steals The Podcast here: linktr.ee/thiefstealsthepodcast and Drive...

Bibidy boppity boo! Jamie and Beth are back this week to share in the magic of the sciencicle, reflect on Sophie’s character development and share their love of fake dating AUs. Jamie and Beth compete in a spelling bee and lose to a fictional 10 year old and in case you’ve been waiting a season and a half for it Jamie shares her review of Cats (which she saw in theatres). Find Thief Steals The Pod...

Can a lack of bad hats and weird accents make Beth enjoy an episode of Leverage? Beth takes a surprising stance on this week's episode as the tables turn. Jamie shows her age with a punk’d reference. The girls debate the strategies each member of the team would use in an escape room and Sophie’s ability to manipulate a door Find Thief Steals The Podcast here: linktr.ee/thiefstealsthepodcast and Dr...

Between recording and releasing this episode we discovered that Christian Kane has been accused of sexual harassment by several women (https://www.portlandmercury.com/movies-and-tv/2022/03/01/38778177/silence-on-the-set-claims-of-harassment-and-assault-within-portlands-film-community). We think it's important to believe women when they speak out against sexism and harassment. Unfortunately due to...

This week the girls are starting their voyage into the second season with the worst special effect you've ever seen. Beth finally gets a hint about Nate's backstory that she's interested in and Jamie is excited by the implications of Beth starting to see Destiel in a Leverage ship.   Find Thief Steals The Podcast here: linktr.ee/thiefstealsthepodcast and Driver Picks The Podcast here: linktr.ee/dr...

This week the girls are reflecting on what they love and what they hate about the first season of Leverage. Beth fixates on how much she hates Nate and his stupid hats and lowkey makes some incredibly accurate predictions for season two. Also featuring the normal amount of them being completely unable to stay on topic.   Find Thief Steals The Podcast here: linktr.ee/thiefstealsthepodcast and Drive...

This week Beth apologises to Lin-Manuel Miranda and reveals just how often she eavesdrops on other people’s phone calls. Jamie tries (and fails) to defend the flashback as somehow Beth's hatred grows. Jamie decides to brush up on her 90s messenger board jokes as Maggie continues to be an icon.   Find Thief Steals The Podcast here: linktr.ee/thiefstealsthepodcast and Driver Picks The Podcast here:...

The girls are getting close to the season one finale as they discuss The First David Job, an episode about an evil dude named David. Beth gets passionate about the difference between prawns and shrimp while Jamie’s just excited that we finally get Maggie. Beth gets mad that Mr. Quinn was even close to being as effective as he advertised.   Find Thief Steals The Podcast here: linktr.ee/thiefstealst...

In today’s edition of Thief Steals The Podcast the girls take a look at The 12 Step Job and Beth tries to work out if she loves it or hates it. The girls agree that Mark Sheppard is always a good addition to any television show and Jamie is just pumped by how peak the dynamic between Eliot and Hardison is.   Find Thief Steals The Podcast here: linktr.ee/thiefstealsthepodcast and Driver Picks The P...

Jury’s out about this week's episode. Is the phone throw possible? Are bean steaks any good? Why is American football so lame compared to every other form of football? Will we ever stop being blessed by Nadine Hader’s costume design? Will Nate ever stop wearing absurd headwear?   Find Thief Steals The Podcast here: linktr.ee/thiefstealsthepodcast and Driver Picks The Podcast here: linktr.ee/driver...

This week the tomato is shiny, men will sadden you, and Jamie maintains that sleeping is a hobby. Beth is excited by the potential of this episode for character analysis and tying tiny details to the overarching plot even if they are 100% not that deep. Jamie comes out as a bitch and Beth is far too nice for the podcast haha.   Find Thief Steals The Podcast here: linktr.ee/thiefstealsthepodcast an...

How hot is too hot? Beth is over how Americans talk about the weather and she really hates that guy and all the guys like that guy.  They talk about the specifics of catering for large numbers of people with no notice for objectively too long and discover that Eliot really should’ve gone to specsavers. In a Thief Steals The Podcast first Beth and Jamie share the brain cell as the girls reminisce o...

Yee-haw! Saddle up because this week the girls are talking about horse girl! Eliot Spencer, how many automatic bonus points an episode receives for simply containing Mark Sheppard and how sexy it is to order a drink like every other adult human. Beth's irrational fear of both horses and birds surface as Jamie boldly declares that the Geneva convention doesn’t apply to people that are a dick to ser...

It’s a miracle! Jamie and Beth are back to talk about 1x06 The Miracle Job. The girls ponder the career path that is priest school to insurance investigator to actual Robin Hood. They remind everyone once more that they are in fact Australian as they are suitably impressed by Sophie's accent. Beth is baffled by the turnaround time on the bobbleheads and considers what the reaction to bibletopia wo...