The Whole Cogan

Ikea struggles, opossums, Xenomorphs, and special beards.

Online Halo posse of 8 year olds, Dan's fancy silverware and Casey's jumping back roundhouse ninja move.

Casey gets arrested by twelve Smokeys after exhibiting scary popes in Atlanta. Dan pitches his adult balloon animal business. 

Dan receives a very practical gift from Casey. Plus, umbrellas for hippies, superbowls, man bags and artsy fartsy.

Encounters with high places, tree houses, lots of zombie talk wrapped up with a bit of Pacman.

This is a rather long and dense episodes. There are drunken parties in San Francisco, little people in airports and close calls with the Hell's Angels. Also, Casey talks about his reason for moving to Germany twenty years ago and Dan grows a moustache so that he can go to a cowboy bar and blend in.

Radioshack, blue jeans beardy band and a hair weave bouquet in the passenger seat. In this episode, we get to learn about Dan to find out what brought him to the southwestern United States.

Casey was accused of eating an imaginary banana and Dan wants a very sensitive clown nose for the TSA to honk in his pocket. Plus Yodacane, for a sore force.

Kite Jesuses and Bubble Jesuses in San Diego parks and the saddest hackysacker in Arizona.

Casey is broadcasting from a hotel room in Barcelona and talks about suicidal eels. Dan is in the game room in Phoenix, Arizona and tells the not-to-be-missed pants story. Also, shit sticks, hankies and adult diaper changing stations.

Mexican wrestler costume at a non-costume party. Six year olds making lewd gestures in Ikea and Frank Beard's lack of beard.

Dan made prototypes of toys that his parents wouldn't buy him. Casey pissed off a tree full of monkeys while on a scooter in India. Also, David Hasselhoff and the Spice Girls.

Casey was mugged in Amsterdam twice in one day. Dan goes to a beer festival and tries out a self-defence move he's just learned on Youtube.

Self-referential costumes… cat backpacks… cat mummies… Casey rescue’s a cat from his meth neighbour… Dan wishes he’d saved all his toenails.

Due to some technical difficulties, our audio is not as good as we would have liked for this episode, so we kept it short and sweet.  Hay forks, Frankenstein's numerous monsters, light speed to Mars and T-Rex.

Dan describes a game he learned while working as a lifeguard at a wave pool. A young Casey has a close encounter with an enraged truck driver.

Dan and Casey open up a can of worms labeled 'Sports!'. Within that can is jocks, rednecks, Michael Jackson's glove and Jeffrey Dahmer bringing heads to work. Also sports.

Dan finagles extra pillows and solves a booking mishap at a hotel in a Colorado mountain town. Casey displays his complete lack of baseball knowledge and both declare their pro-beagle stances.

Iron maidens, Trojan Horses and bacon bits. Casey says don't worry about it and Dan doesn't take anyone wearing flip flops seriously.

In this episode, Dan and Casey cover a ranger of 1980's cartoons, ponder the perfect natural disaster scenario for a prepper, and reflect of the fine qualities of bidets.

Casey wants a robot chef and Dan doesn't believe people eat celery. Lives are nearly changed by the presence of beards and the audacity of an air guitar.

Dan and Casey don't like the band KISS but with the help of Carl Sagan, they put it all into perspective.

Dan talks about getting a middle name. Casey is joined by his partner, Maggie, and both describe their early exit from the Norwegian island due to their host's out-of-control behavior.  

Dan has lawn issues. Casey is broadcasting from the Norwegian Sea on a tiny island. Both explore the need to create an adult Guiness Book of World Records, a coffee table book with Iron Maiden and  why the word 'cash' does not encompass magical properties.

Casey is still on an isolated island in Northern Norway and must collect heavy-ass wood on a boat trip up a fjord. Dan is in Phoenix in the game room and both discuss the merits (or lack thereof) of malls, duty free and gun sheaths. Also, Super Mario is Casey's plumber and Dan estimates how many ten-year-olds it would take to bring him down.